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NIGHT ZERO! “…and then the farmer said ‘THAT’S NOT MY COW!!!’” said NinjaCow64 as the entire performing arts group laughed at his hilarious joke that is the best joke ever and you would cry yourself to sleep at night if you missed hearing it. Every night.
“So why are we in sitting in this creepy musical theater again?” asked one of the poor liberal arts majors (hey, you’d think they’d know why they were somewhere, but they’re liberal arts majors, don’t expect too much).
“Because we’re going to put on a musical.” Said NinjaCow64 “A musical about the tragedy that started exactly one year ago. Me and my fellow performers, in a group similar to this one, were butchered by a group of Mafiosos. It was brutal, I was the only survivor.”
“How did you survive?” asked the same inquisitive performer.
“Well,” said NinjaCow64 “It turns out the doors weren’t locked. So I just walked out. Pretty simple really.”
“But aren’t you scared that the Mafiosos are going to come back and enact their twisted ways against you and the rest of this singing group?” asked the same inquisitive performer who really asks way too many questions.
“Hah,” said NinjaCow64 “Well, if they try, do you know what I would say to them?” NinjaCow64 stood on the stage and proceeded to inform the crowd what he would say to them.
Link to video.
Well I'm a real tough cookie with a long history
Of dragging things out, like the one game I played
That's okay let's see how you do it
Put up your dukes, let's get down to it
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot?
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
You come on with a come on, you don't fight fair
But that's okay, see if I care
Knock me down, it's all in vain
I'll get right back up on my feet again
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot?
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
Well you're a real tough cookie with a long history
Of dragging things out, like I did in one game or three
Before I put another notch in my game stats
You better make sure you throw in your hats
Hit me with your best shot
Come on, hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot?
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
“Okay then” said the same inquisitive performer who really asks way too many questions and actually turns out to be one of the Mafiosos shot NinjaCow64 with his best shot in his chest killing him dead. Then everyone ran around in a panic for exactly 3 minutes and 21 seconds. When they calmed down, they realized that they forgot what the guy who shot NinjaCow64 looked like (hey, they were liberal arts majors, what do you expect?).
Looking through NinjaCow64 belongings (hey, these guys are poor artists they’ll do anything for a good meal) they could tell that NinjaCow64 had nothing but the best interests of the group at heart.
Spoiler :
The performers decided to leave the building, but to their horror, the doors were locked. So now they are locked in a room with two homicidal Mafiosos, who could be any one of them. Now they must lynch someone every day and utilize their musical talent, otherwise it will be curtains for the performers…
It’s bigger. It’s badder. And this time: THE DOORS ARE LOCKED
NINJACOW’S MUSICAL MAFIA II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Rules:
1) Adhere to the forum rules and yada yada.
2) Note that this game is very silly.
3) Day ends in 48 hours. Night ends in 24 hours.
4) During the day, you must vote for who you think is guilty. However, as a major twist, votes must come with a youtube video and joke lyrics based off the youtube video. Place your vote on top of your video and lyrics in a Vote: Person format. There is a good example on how to do this here
5) When you want to change your mind on who to vote, just post unvote (bolded of course), comma then the new person you want to lynch. Note that you have to post a new video/lyrics for each new vote.
6) You are allowed to Abstain.
7) No Lynch is not allowed and the first day will produce a lynch like every other day.
8) YOU MUST VOTE EVERY DAY EVEN IF YOU ARE MAFIA. ABSTAINING COUNTS AS VOTING. IF YOU DO NOT VOTE FOR TWO DAYS IN A ROW THEN YOU WILL FACE THE WRAITH OF CHUCK NORRIS.
9) During the night, the Mafia will PM me their target for death and then they will die. It is a vanilla game btw, other than the singing.
10) You may talk at night.
11) Alignment is revealed upon death.
12) If you are dead, you may not post in the thread anymore. Just don't.
13) RULE THIRTEEN! SPOOKY!!!
14) …as you can see, NinjaCow64 is just trying to increase the amount of rules to fifteen to have a nice number by posting fluff. Rules 8 and 12 are extra super important so don't break them.
15) And don’t forget to brush your teeth!
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Yes, it's the sequel to CivCube's awesome Mafia game. I'm looking for at least eleven players, but I would really like it if we got to twenty. Right. Also,
PLEASE DON'T POST UNTIL I RESERVE A FEW POSTS PLEASE. I WILL TELL YOU WHEN TO POST. THANK YOU. 
