OT Summoning Rituals

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So this post got me curious:

:lol: Oh god, I didn't think I could invoke "property rights" 3 times in such a short post :cringe:

What actions are needed to summon certain posters here? What must be done to summon you?
 
Most smoking comments, most generalized statements towards any demographic, guilt by association and badgers.
 
i gots me a hard-on for history.
 
Poland Poland Poland Eastern Europe North Africa

Ron Paul, Lincoln, CSA, Slavery, big government, 2nd Amendment, abortion
 
Blatantly incorrect history statements.
 
Soviet Union, Middle East, Byzantium, the Fall of Rome, Post-War Consensus Britain, and Trains.
 
If you just use the word Perfection, he used to periodically search for his screen name and would pop in.
 
"i like the sports and have opinions"

"asiaaaanssss"

This at least guarantees I will read the thread :p
 
I think everyone knows how to summon me by now :D
Hang on, I just want to make sure I have the incantation right. *Ahem*
"I think we should censor the civilization franchise because it teaches that a big government ruled by a dictator is the best form of societal organization. Furthermore, it teaches our children the only way to win is to engage in several massive, genocidal wars crushing the enemy beneath your feet."
 
Tudor England
Early Modern Europe
World War I
Some Roman stuff, I guess
Medieval Europe
Blatant sexist remarks or ones which generally belittle Feminism

Also posts in which people discuss pronunciation without using IPA
 
Chaos sigils, generally. Traditional Goetic rites have met with some success as well. In general, evocation is more effective than invocation.
 
Poland or eastern Europe in general
azza
Mise's sexy voice
Puppies
Numismatics
 
The scientific method and misconceptions thereof.

Everywhere else my behavior is pretty much random, and I don't like to meddle in threads where there are already more qualified people representing my position or heated discussions of current political stuff. But that's how you can guarantee a post from me.

Oh, and I've just realized, cultural normativism seems to be a trigger too these days.
 
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