After founding the great city of Babylon, the warriors began to explore for new areas to settle and for other tribal villages to
loot discover. This exploration paid off because almost instantly the warriors found some people and carefully coerced them with clubs to join Babylon.
After much attempting and studying the habits of animals, Babylonian shepherds finally perfected the art of herding. The worker division was then forced to build a pasture and fence around the wild boars that will be domesticated to the North.
Finally the Babylonians had mastered the art of killing from a distance. Now they could strike opponents down while sitting in their lawn chairs. Babylon now could defend their cities from the rest of the barbaric world. The only good non-Babylonian is a dead one.
Instantly after discovering a group of people who agreed to scout for Babylon, those scouts found a group of people squatting in the remains of a village They were carefully talked to and told they would be protected. Finally they came with the scout and agreed to settle some lands for Babylon in turn for protection. They founded a city not far to the East, known as Akkad. No one knows why but it was called that. This was the first expansion of Babylonian power and it went swimmingly.
Caterpillar King was unhappy with the dumb name of Akkad. He decided to give the name of the city meaning. He decided to name it after the world's best leader in the world and no one disagreed so he went on with his plan. He changed the name of the sign to "Welcome to Caterpillarton". Caterpillar was going to rename Babylon but then it would be impossible to explain why we were called Babylon so he left it alone.
After less 1000 years, Babylon still stood as the greatest nation in the world. It had expanded from one small settlement into two cities in this amount of time. Babylon was destined for greatness, a greatness that could not be hindered by any amount of democracy, because obviously democracy is inferior.