Anarchus Caesar: A Rome Anarchy Game

Because the other one seems to be dead, or at least on hiatus, I wanted to do an anarchy game as Rome!

Basically, an anarchy game is where I do everything the readers say, no matter what.

Settings are Heir and Epic

Here is our start:



Queue:

1) Name all the legions Harold
2) Build the Oracle in Rome
3) Found Remus right where you are
4) Eat tacos
5) Build two catapults and conquer Carthage
6) Found your next city and name it Harold
7) Don't accept self-destructive requests without good reason
8) Build two catapults
9) Remove kebab
10) Harold is tired. Make him sleep for three turns
11) Change the adjective of civ to troban, reman or remalus and update the name roman empire respectively
12) Spell Carthage Carthago backwards
13) Rename your leader Incitatus
14) Capture Athens and name it Gyroville
15) Capture Sparta and name it VGL
16) Beeline Future Tech, change all your civics to the ones in the tier 1 and spend 100% of your income on espionage. Then rush into Persia and convert to Zoroastrianism and send Zoroastrian missionaries to all cities in the world and interrupt all cities in order to achieve your goal.
17) Be the first to contact the Maya, Aztecs and Incas! Capture, Destroy or Vassalize them all!
18) Settle Sicily and name it Harold Jr.!
19) Settle Budapest and spread Buddhism to it
20) Train some Legions Harolds, declare war on Egypt, and crush them
21) Rename all of your non-Legion soldiers to "Buff?"
22) Found the conlony of Singium Por (Singapore).
23) Capture a Perisan city, train many Zoroastrian missionaries, spread Zoroastrian and make Zoroastrian a official religion.
24) You must construct additional aqueducts
25) Name a worker John Henry.
26) Create a Warrior and name it Caterpillarking
27) Destroy all your iron.
28) When referring to Sicily say: "Picture it Sicily 1912"
29) Either build the 'mids or capture the city that has it. convert to universal suffrage.
30) Settle another city in RL Malaysia, naming it Yoshium after the greatest S&Ter of them all

We won the UHV!

Build two catapults and conquer Carthage.

Well I didn't build two catapults I'll tell you that, Alexius.

As was told, Noobus Caesarus settled the city of Remus where the people decided to band together, and as was also told, started working a building called the Oracle, where a woman would speak to the gods, and tell the scientists how to do some new techniques.

We sent one settler up northeast, and another to the island of Sardinia.



Not too much later, we sent our legions, Harold, Harold, Harold, and Harold, down south to capture the Phoenician city in southern Italy. A war decree was sent to Hiram, the Phoenician leader, which said:

"Give us Carthage and your Italian city or else you'll be wrecked by the Harold Squad."



The cities of Mediolanum and Caralis joined the Roman Empire not too much later. These cities were the start of Rome, and would be vital to our conquests of the Mediterranean.

Noobus Caesarus decided to start training workers in Caralis, and started building a Pagan Temple in Mediolanum.



One fourth of the Harold Squad died while taking the Phoenician city in Italy. It was grave news to everyone, but Harold, Harold, and Harold, continued fighting. Harold had to stay behind and heal a bit, but Harold and Harold waited for him.

Also, the Harold Squad decided we didn't need a city in southern Italy, so they burned it down for the heck of it, bringing back the gold hidden between the wealthy's mattresses.



We then met Ramesses II, the leader of Egypt, and decided to start a trade. They teach us how to farm and shoot bows, and we teach them how to build boats, and to train their people to be in better connection with the gods.

Was this the start of something new, or would this nation be another to fall to Rome later on?



Our last settler FINALLY got to where they needed to, and they settled the city of Spalatum. Spalatum would do something I guess, and was a city on the pathway to Greece.

Work began on building a pagan temple in the city.



Only Harold had survived the battle of Carthago. Harold and Harold both perished, and Harold was the new supreme. We had captured every Phoenician city except for their hold in the Middle East, but Noobus Caesarus decided to not take that city, in favor of Harold's health.

And we totally did not stop because of the surrounding war elephants.



Hiram would sign for peace, either for the knowledge of Roman mathematics, or for the city of Carthago. Noobus Caesarus would not give up Carthago, so we taught that 2+2 and called it a day.

We would take the Middle East sometime later it was told.



Here is Rome in its current state.

Only Harold had survived the battle of Carthago. Harold and Harold both perished, and Harold was the new supreme.

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Omg you are going to kill me

Found your next city and name it Harold

Carthage was settled at the wrong spot?

As requested earlier:
Build two catapults. Since the initial target is already captured, we could wait for them before deciding where to strike next.

Change the adjective of civ to troban, reman or remalus and update the name roman empire respectively.

Spell Carthage Carthago backwards.

So it would be ogahtraC

citis said:

Change the adjective of civ to troban, reman or remalus and update the name roman empire respectively.

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I don't know how to do that

TheNoob said:

I don't know how to do that

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Go to menu->your details

Oh that's simple