CaterpillarKing
Conqueror of Cacoons
In the beginning there was nothing, and then, bang, there was a group of three completely "qualified" people ready to judge the world to see if they, have, talent.
The story will feature three characters, the ornery and angry Brit, Nigel, the stereotypical blonde, Angelica, and the rapper who is probably high or will be soon, Young Money. Let us begin!
Money: Yo whatup dawgs, you see anywhere we can settle this thang?
Angelica: Oh my god, like, just make sure it isn't too humid because I don't want my hair to get all frizzy
Money: No problem sugah, I can get you anythang hun
Angelica: Wait, where's Nigel?
Money: Out back beatin a sack of kittens
Angelica: Oh nooo the poor kitty cats!
NOOOOOO!
Nigel: Ello mate, I'm back from doing, um, nothing you should know about. So how about we get this pipop oppy cheerio doo out of here!
Money: Wait what you say son?
Angelica: I think he wants us to settle a city.
Money: Gotcha homes. I call it, Hanoi. Because I was like in France and met this chick named Han and she said "bon jore" or somethin and I just looked at her and said "oi"
Angelica: Oh my god that is so cool! Oh my god! Once I got my foot stuck in a toilet
Nigel:.....
Money:.....
Angelica:
Nigel: I hate all of you.
The story will feature three characters, the ornery and angry Brit, Nigel, the stereotypical blonde, Angelica, and the rapper who is probably high or will be soon, Young Money. Let us begin!
Prologue: I'll Han your Oi!
Money: Yo whatup dawgs, you see anywhere we can settle this thang?
Angelica: Oh my god, like, just make sure it isn't too humid because I don't want my hair to get all frizzy
Money: No problem sugah, I can get you anythang hun
Angelica: Wait, where's Nigel?
Money: Out back beatin a sack of kittens
Angelica: Oh nooo the poor kitty cats!

Nigel: Ello mate, I'm back from doing, um, nothing you should know about. So how about we get this pipop oppy cheerio doo out of here!
Money: Wait what you say son?
Angelica: I think he wants us to settle a city.
Money: Gotcha homes. I call it, Hanoi. Because I was like in France and met this chick named Han and she said "bon jore" or somethin and I just looked at her and said "oi"
Angelica: Oh my god that is so cool! Oh my god! Once I got my foot stuck in a toilet

Nigel:.....
Money:.....
Angelica:

Nigel: I hate all of you.
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