Dumbest Move in Nes History

aaminion00

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I can't believe I'm still awake, but in your opinion, what is the ****ing stupidest thing somebody's done in a NES that you've been in? Don't hold back? As far as I'm concerned...

1. Sheep plotting to take over the world with China and Spain ranks up there

2. Sheep turning his whole country homosexual in stJNES5 would win hands down, but that was just his drunk friends posting in his name. Still, it deserves mention.

3. Sheep changing his goverment to fascism in stJNES5 after the fall of fascism in Europe, posting of a couple dozen swastikas, and race rankings (Even if I was ranked pretty high up there :D)

4. Sheep's attempt to invade Amon's USSA country which resulted in several million casualties combined for him and his allies and no territorial gains. Oh, and it led to #1 being uncovered.

5. Sheep attempting to conquer everything that really used to historically belong to the Roman Empire in stJNES5, and then ending up being conquered by a combined alliance of every single nation around the Mediterranean.

6. The list goes on an on

I swear to god, this honestly was not meant to be a Sheep bashing thread. It's just that I'm having trouble thinking at 2:25 am and Sheep in Jason's NESes just got the ball rolling. But please, diversity is good, nominate some more stupid things by other people (No player bashing!).

Edit: Oh! How could I forget?!? It was my first NES ever... Amon Savag was mod... Stalin was playing as Carthage. Some 600 years into it he gave orders to send his whole army to invade Sicily. One problem: he didn't have a navy. That was the only time I remember an update actually being funny.

"Carthaginian troops tried to invade Sicily... but it was very far away and many drowned while trying to swim across"

:lol: Good times, good times. I'd have to say that's the winner right now.

Edit 2: Or there's the time Sheep and Warman17 forgot to put "Peace Signed" in their orders to Jason. Jason assumed they were still at war and both sneak attacking each other, so another turn of all out war passed between them. They were both so pissed when they saw that update. Two economy levels in damage were done on the Suez Canal and both lost a couple of hundred thousand men. It took a lot of AIM conversations to settle that dispute down, especially since both were trying to join the "Democratic Alliance".

Edit 3: Amon's reaction to my fake update in stJNES4. I copied Jason's location, title, avatar, and update style, and posted a completely bull****ted update in stJNES4. I had Amon's country invading a far more powerfull country when Amon had nothing on invading them in his orders. Then I mentioned that his country was doomed and his men were dieing in the campaign, lol. He was pretty damn pissed off... so much vulgarity (WTH JASON!?!? YOU REALLY JEWED ME OVER!!!). And then he talked to Jason and Jason went along with it for a while... good times :lol: (Until he threatened to leave).
 
:lol: It's always sheep cause sheep makes a LOT of speicel moves.
Somthimes they get wrong and called stupied. Usualy he wins...
 
That post was gut busting funny, i liked the swim to sicily
 
Funny stuff!!!!

Though some of that was in stjnes4, not 5 ;).

And I guess I better clear this up: the sneak attack on Suez canal was a terrorist group from another country. Everyone just assumed it was Sumer so Sahara pulled it off! HAHAHAH!
 
Nope!
 
The moves i made with rome in rtor2. I was almost always on the losing side.
 
In Puma's NES (which I closely watch as a NES that didn't die yet, I kinda like following alot of NESes without joining), I think, Sicily tried to land in Carthage without having a navy - the player later said that the Sicilians could just swim through the Mediterranean to Carthage. Which is especially funny due to the Carthage to Sicily post.

In EQNES, when discussing ATDI orders by mass-PMing, I have decided on the final orders and PMed them to everyone, then suddenly realied it's late and told Grandmaster to send them, then EQ delayed it, and Grandmaster gave me the honor. Shame that EQ delayed it only for two hours, and I found it out a day later...

That's all I remember for now, but I am sure I goofed up somewhere else as well. I MUST have!
 
#13 - Amirsans anti-muscovy dam, lol

#14 - Portuguese Diamond Riders: No explanation needed
 
Amirsan, you made it to the famous hall of fame, you should be proud.
 
*ahem* that move tops even the diamond riders and all of sheeps actions ;)
 
*note- my statement refers to that of Xi 12, no offence mant to him
 
ROFL thats so unfair chieftess :lol:!!!
 
why? its bloody hilarious :D
 
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