Captain Carnage
King
1. Raise the lid and the seat.
2. Squirt some shampoo into the toilet water.
3. Soothe the cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, insert the cat into the toilet and quickly close the seat and lid. (Sit on the closed lid.) The cat will now self-agitate, making ample suds. (Ignore any noises coming from the toilet as cats actually enjoy this.)
5. Flush several times for the "power-wash" and "rinse" cycles.
6. Have someone else open an exterior door. Be sure that no people are between the toilet and that exterior door.
7. Stand as far away from the toilet as you can, then quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and streak outside where he will "auto-dry" himself.
9. Now both the commode and the cat are sparkling clean!
2. Squirt some shampoo into the toilet water.
3. Soothe the cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, insert the cat into the toilet and quickly close the seat and lid. (Sit on the closed lid.) The cat will now self-agitate, making ample suds. (Ignore any noises coming from the toilet as cats actually enjoy this.)
5. Flush several times for the "power-wash" and "rinse" cycles.
6. Have someone else open an exterior door. Be sure that no people are between the toilet and that exterior door.
7. Stand as far away from the toilet as you can, then quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and streak outside where he will "auto-dry" himself.
9. Now both the commode and the cat are sparkling clean!
