Because I have absolutely nothign to do, i've decided to make a timeline of the events at my school
! *waits fo rapplause. When none comes, starts grumbling, but gets to work anyways*
2nd Grade:
Boy-Girl War I: Girls want to rule the playground. Boys fight back. Boys win. I spend the entire war trying to figure out what's going on. By the time I do find out, the war's ended.
Boy-Girl War II: Since teh girls couldn't rule the playground, they decide to rule Girl Island (the island in the upper right corner of the map) I lead the attack, and the boys force the girls to let people go onto the island.
3rd Grade:
Nothing happens!
4rth Grade:
Group Wars: A bunch of groups form, including the Horse Group, the Char Group, and the Galaxy Wars Club (mine!
) Everyone except Galaxy Wars Group ends up fighting each other, and in the end, everyone except the Galaxy Wars Club is destroyed.
Boy Union: The Galaxy Wars Club renames itself teh Boy Union, claims Boy Island (the big island to the left on the map), and gathers an army.
Boy-Boy War: The Boy Union decides to invade Girl Island. The Girls are too lazy to fight, so they get another group of boys to fight for them. This ends up being the 2nd most embarrising war for the Boy Union. The entire war is spent doing useless training exercises, or running back and forth between the islands, trying to defend and attack at the same time. About 10 peace treaties are signed and broken throughout the war. Realizing the stupidity of it all, I leave the Boy Union and form Freak Attack. Eventually, everyone gets bored adn the wars stop for the rest of the year.
5th Grade:
United Forces and Freak Attack Revolution: The Boy Union decides to retake Freak Attack, which at the moment only contains me. Another group, the United Forces (or U.F.) revolts. Their group contains two whole people! this war ends up being the largest embarressment the Boy Union has ever recieved. For some strange reason, their entire army was completely unable to defeat three people. The Boy Union give up.
Freak Attack Conquests: Freak Attack, realizing that no official rules of war or conquest have been made, make rules that allow them to easily and officially conquer the Playground.
One Day War I: Freak Attack (which now contains 12 people) defeats the entire Boy Union Army ( 25 People) in a day. The only reason this wasn't a complete embarressment for the Boy Union was because the attack was completely by surprise, most of the Boy Union army was playing soccer or football at the time, and the Boy Union was somehow able to put up a better resistance than they did in the Freak Attack/U.F. Revolution.
One Day War II: Freka Attack beats the girls in one day (actually, we declared war, and they surrendured immediantly)
The Final War: Biggest war ever. The Boy Union, angry at the fact that their last three wars were complete embarressments, decide to overthrow Freak Attack. Freak Attack and the U.F. form an alliance to beat the bo Union. The war goes good at first, but the Boy Union convinces the U.F. to change sides. Freak Attack is almost destroyed, and barely hangs on. Eventually, a small amount of people from the Boy Union rebel, and form the Rebs. Combined, the Rebs and Freak Attack crush the Boy Union and teh U.F. But before they are able to completely wipe out the two groups, school ends.
6th Grade:
The Boy Alliance: The Boy Union, the U.F., and a new group called the Barbarians form a coalition called the Boy Alliance.
Senso: A group called Senso, that contains 40 (!) people emerges, and declares itself the ruler of the school.
The Combined Forces: Freak Attack forms a military alliance with the Boy Alliance to figth Senso. The idiots didn't read the fine print I put on the bottom of the treaties, and involuntarily joined a group called the Combined Forces, which Freak Attack led. I was also able to trick Senso into joining (idiot also didn't read teh fien pritn
).
Freak Attack Empire: Senso revolts, and I declare myself emperor and get rid of all teh democratic stuff in the Combined Forces that was meant to keep the other nations happy. The Combined Forces becomes the Freak Attakc Empire. Before the Freak Attack Emprie can fight Senso, the teachers find out and put a stop to it all.
The End.
Having all thsoe nations stuff at school had always been a dream.
I didn't realize how many people's school had stuff like this! Of course, the ones at my school were obviosly the best. 
Yep, that proves it. My school was definately the best when it came to politics and wars.
our principle figured they were "too distracting" from our "peaceful learning environement" 
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