Tyrions Orc Onslaught!!!!!!
Part 1.
Ruins, Meetings and De Wonder.
Note: This is the first time i have played on this difficulty. Im a Regent Kid. Yes Kid. Spelling is meant to be in orcish style.
De Awesome orcish peoples had decided to settle down and have sum babies. After all who better to teach de art of fumping to then your own kids. Dey settled de city of Karag Oran upon a river beside and old forest. It was close to de ocean so dey could go fer swims and it was also close to de elephants and cattle, which were good fumping practice. Strangly the wise men decided to look into farming. Soon de first snotlings decided to go out exploring.
Dey struck out north and soon saw ruins on de horizon. De friendly people of de ruins taught us warrior code. Den we fumped em. No point letting em tell anyone else now was der.
Soon another snotling group decided to go exploring, dey went south. After time our culture expanded as did our knowledge of de world. Some Goblin spearmen were built but they just hung around.
The snotlings going south had found another tribe. Dese people had obviously heard of us and decided to join us. We built de city of Bogradd der and den.
De Snotlings going north found de pretty wood elves who proposed trade.
We accepted thinking we woud get our own back some day.
As far as we knew dey wernt making any wonders so after building a settler we started de errantry war.
Our southern snotling unit named Snotty 2 found another set of ruins. In these ruins we scavenged some gold and moved on. Our Northern Snoty unit Snoty One was stuck behind elvish borders.
Soon Fegg was built in between Bogradd and Karag Oran.
On a cold miserable day Snoty One was killed by some deranged lunatic who thought it was funny that his ead could rotate 360 Degrees.
Soon sum weirdo scholar appeared and declared that we were de wealthiest nation in de world. We were pleased so we didnt fump im.
Soon after we began an operation to keep de pesky elves out of our land. We lined the pass with snoty units so they couldnt get passed. It was called Operation stick Snots in de way.
Somehow de Elves became more advanced tha us even though just shortly before they were behind by a tech. We had researched Farming and Mining and had found Warrior code. While they had these and Ballistics.
In De year -400 IC we completed Errantry war.
And so we leave our great nation to return another time soon.
Part 1.
Ruins, Meetings and De Wonder.
Note: This is the first time i have played on this difficulty. Im a Regent Kid. Yes Kid. Spelling is meant to be in orcish style.
De Awesome orcish peoples had decided to settle down and have sum babies. After all who better to teach de art of fumping to then your own kids. Dey settled de city of Karag Oran upon a river beside and old forest. It was close to de ocean so dey could go fer swims and it was also close to de elephants and cattle, which were good fumping practice. Strangly the wise men decided to look into farming. Soon de first snotlings decided to go out exploring.
Dey struck out north and soon saw ruins on de horizon. De friendly people of de ruins taught us warrior code. Den we fumped em. No point letting em tell anyone else now was der.
Soon another snotling group decided to go exploring, dey went south. After time our culture expanded as did our knowledge of de world. Some Goblin spearmen were built but they just hung around.
The snotlings going south had found another tribe. Dese people had obviously heard of us and decided to join us. We built de city of Bogradd der and den.
De Snotlings going north found de pretty wood elves who proposed trade.
We accepted thinking we woud get our own back some day.
As far as we knew dey wernt making any wonders so after building a settler we started de errantry war.
Our southern snotling unit named Snotty 2 found another set of ruins. In these ruins we scavenged some gold and moved on. Our Northern Snoty unit Snoty One was stuck behind elvish borders.
Soon Fegg was built in between Bogradd and Karag Oran.
On a cold miserable day Snoty One was killed by some deranged lunatic who thought it was funny that his ead could rotate 360 Degrees.
Soon sum weirdo scholar appeared and declared that we were de wealthiest nation in de world. We were pleased so we didnt fump im.
Soon after we began an operation to keep de pesky elves out of our land. We lined the pass with snoty units so they couldnt get passed. It was called Operation stick Snots in de way.
Somehow de Elves became more advanced tha us even though just shortly before they were behind by a tech. We had researched Farming and Mining and had found Warrior code. While they had these and Ballistics.
In De year -400 IC we completed Errantry war.
And so we leave our great nation to return another time soon.