Form Letter

With the upcoming patch, I thought I would simplify the process by which people can comment on what was changed, what was not changed and what should be changed by way of a form.

Please add your suggestions as you see fit.


1.) I am

[ ] Condecending
[ ] Rude
[ ] Obnoxious
[ ] Zouave
[ ] Troyens
[ ] All of the Above


2.) And I

[ ] Can't tell the difference between a bug and a game design decision.
[ ] Hate the fanboys.


3.)The

[ ] Culture Flipping
[ ] Combat System
[ ] Corruption
[ ] AI
[ ] All of the above

Sucks.


4.) It is obviously a

[ ] Bug.
[ ] Bug.
[ ] Bug.
[ ] Bug.



5.) As a result of

[ ] No playtesting.
[ ] Incompetence.
[ ] Rushed release.


6.) If you disagree, then you

[ ] Obviously don't understand my point. I'll print it again, and again, and again and again until you do agree.
[ ] Are just a fanboy.
[ ] Why would anyone disagree? I'm always right.



7.) I will only be happy if

[ ] Firaxis Patches it NOW!
[ ] Sid calls me for my approval before any game design decision is made.
[ ] I will never be happy, as then my life would be incomplete.



8.) In the meantime I

[ ] Won't be playing Civ.
[ ] Will be posting the same point over-and-over again.
[ ] Demand a refund.

It is too bad this cannot be on the Civ3 forum. Those that would really find it funny seem to spend most of their time there. I haven't seen Zouve or Troyens around here recently. One of them (or both) goes by the handle Encomium over at Apolyton, or somebody has been copying their posts.

Whoehaaa!!!!!!!!!

:crazyeyes

I bet some of the other Civ haters will be very upset that they were not included as an option like Zouave...

Originally posted by eyrei
I haven't seen Zouve or Troyens around here recently.

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That is b/c Eyes, er Zouve and Troyens I mean, got a week ban I believe.

And great form! If it was anyone besides Troyens or Zouve on your list I would tell you to remove their name.

lol

I really think I read Zouave and Troyen's threads really often. Were they only two writing all these threads? I thought they were an entire army.

Ainwood, great form letter . I am glad that someone on the patch thread was kind enough to point the way here. I didn't know that there was actually a humour forum. I am sorry to hear that Troyens and Zouave will be away for awhile, I will miss their dry wit and positive attitude. Maybe I'll just go back and reread some of their old posts; actually I'll just fill in your form letter, it will be just like reading one of their posts. Thanks for the laugh .

Originally posted by PaleHorse76
That is b/c Eyes, er Zouve and Troyens I mean, got a week ban I believe.

And great form! If it was anyone besides Troyens or Zouve on your list I would tell you to remove their name.

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I bet we can expect them (or him) to come back with a vengeance. Especially since there is now a thread titled "Culture Flipping Rocks".

'Eyes' ???

'Eyes'?

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Do a search for the user Eyesofnight. It was before your time, but his posts are of the unsavoury type.

Originally posted by Sixchan


Do a search for the user Eyesofnight. It was before your time, but his posts are of the unsavoury type.

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Wow. That guy really thought a lot of himself and very little of everybody else. I guess telling TF he is incompetent is a sure way to get banned. Kind of entertaining reading though. Thanks Sixchan!

A foulmouth without a restrainer.A pity Hannibal Lecter used up the only one in the world