
THE INFAMOUS POPS

HAS COME TO POWER! ALL WILL DIE... Well some of you anyway, but thats not the point... THE INFAMOUS POPS LAUGHS AT THE PUNYNESS OF THE CIVILIZATION! THIS SHALL CHANGE! MUHAHAHAHHA
Pre turn: Ate a rice krispy treat, drank some water, watching a movie called hackers... Good times.
(0) 1300 BC: Whipped some swordsmen into ready condition. I'm obsessed with shinny things, so I'm going to topple the Aztecs and get their gems. THE INFAMOUS POPS requires a Gem filled crown to go with his silky, kingly, sexy, silk robes.
(1) 1275 BC: Building settler in Washington, getting rid of all those people who chose CTP2 over Civ2, Fools! Temple in New York, building in honor of Civ2 and all its wondrous scenarios ... Positioning :soldier:the Grand Army of the American Empire commanded by the Emperor and Savior of the American People, THE INFAMOUS POPS on the Aztec border. The Grand Army of the American Empire commanded by the Emperor and Savior of the American People, THE INFAMOUS POPS consists of two warriors and two swordsmen. We shall make those Aztecs pay for being on our land before we settled it! Built some roads too.
(2) 1250 BC: Troops movement, peaches and cream. Renamed Washington to POPS.
(3) 1225 BC: The Grand Army of the American Empire commanded by the Emperor and Savior of the American People, THE INFAMOUS POPS is positioned on the borders and ready to move out on the next turn.
(4) 1200 BC: Moved into Aztec territory. Posing as gay pride parade. Didn't work. They were all like "Oh no you ditint just move yo boys inta muh neighborhood!" and I was all like "Step off hoe, you can't compete wit muh moves yo!" It was awesome... So we're at war now.
(5) 1175 BC: BATTLE OF TEOTIHUSOMETHING-
An observer's observetive observation..
The battle lines formed out side the city. The Aztecs had spearmen in tight formations to repel any attacks. They must have been fearful of the Grand Army of the American Empire commanded by the Emperor and Savior of the American People, THE INFAMOUS POPS as it was four times larger than their small garrison. Drums began rumbling on the side of the Americans. Two large bodies of savage warriors were advancing, behind them, the swordsmen. Apparently the great INFAMOUS POPS was using the warriors to weaken the defenders before he spent his swordsmen. The warriors broke into a wild charge while the swordsmen remained in a steady march. The warriors met the spearmen. The defenders glowing with a love of their city cut down the first wave of warriors with great ferociousness. They weren't so lucky with next body of warriors. The Aztec center broke and the flanks crumbled. The warriors slaughtered them as they tried to flee. The Americans could smell victory, but rushing to aid the spear men were the Aztec Jaguar warriors. The American warriors were ordered back and filtered through the ranks of the steadily approaching swordsmen. Once then had passed the swordsmen charged the Aztecs. The Aztecs were no match for the fury of the Americans. They were cut down easily and routed. The victorious Grand Army of the American Empire commanded by the Emperor and Savior of the American People, THE INFAMOUS POPS lost control in the city and destroyed it by fire. The battle was won and the American banner was seen on what was once the city of Teotihuacan. THE INFAMOUS POPS had the heads of the fallen enemies placed on pikes around the rubble, and ordered a march towards Tenochtitlan.
(6) 1150 BC: The Grand Army of the American Empire commanded by the Emperor and Savior of the American People, THE INFAMOUS POPS is moving towards Tenochtitlan. Meanwhile, settlers are going for a gem source north of New York. Hey guess I didn't need to start a war over gems in the first place. Oh well, still having fun. Changed POPS to temple.
(7) 1125 BC: A pathetic barbarian raid was stopped by the now elite Boston Spearmen regiment. Aztec warriors attempt to sneak around The Grand Army of the American Empire commanded by the Emperor and Savior of the American People, THE INFAMOUS POPS. Our scouts caught them, battle ensues. Aztecs retreat. Delays the Grand Army of the American Empire commanded by the Emperor and Savior of the American People, THE INFAMOUS POPS for at least 2 turns. BAH!
(8) 1100 BC: Aztecs caught in the plains of the former Teotihuacan, slaughtered. Grand Army of the American Empire commanded by the Emperor and Savior of the American People, THE INFAMOUS POPS regrouping.
(9) 1075 BC: Discover code of laws, start researching Republic to appease the people. Apparently THE INFAMOUS POPS iron fist despotism isn't good enough for them. Fine! Aww... I can't stay mad at them... look at those puppy dog eyes... Okay...
(10) 1050 BC: The Grand Army of the American Empire commanded by the Emperor and Savior of the American People, THE INFAMOUS POPS is moving once again, and the settler is under warrior escort to the site of our future new city. Barbarian activity in the area is not to be tolerated. Bump science rate. Road completed to Boston. Made fun of their accents.
(11) 1025 BC: Bah boring turn... Hope we discover computers sometime soon so I can play this game in the game and in the game I won't be bored.
(12) 1000 BC: Elite Boston Spears defeat another Barbarian raid. Build road to more silks. Need more to cover unusually large ass.
(13) 975 BC: The Grand Army of the American Empire commanded by the Emperor and Savior of the American People, THE INFAMOUS POPS is positioning outside Tenochtitlan.
(14) 950 BC: Barbarian camp found and destroyed. No more raids on Boston Muhahaha! The people love me so much they over to build me a real palace instead of the cave. Bah! Now I have to get them a card.
(15) 925 BC: BATTLE OF TENOCHTITLAN-
Two swordsmen, a dog named skip, a Mexican guy named Phil, and a little eight year old girl are poised to strike the city. The defenders, Bob Dole's elite Aztec spearmen, quiver in delight. "Never shall our capital fall they shout!"
Results: First wave of swordsmen destroys 1 spearmen. 2nd wave ineffective. For the first time ever, in SG history of THE INFAMOUS POPS, the attack is forced to retreat and wait for reinforcement. The eight year old girl cried. The dog was eaten by Phil, who sadly choked on it and died. Bad turn for The Grand Army of the American Empire commanded by the Emperor and Savior of the American People, THE INFAMOUS POPS.
New POPS founded near gem source.
(16) 900 BC: Screw over New York again, switch them to swordmen. POPS builds temple, change to swords men. The New Grand Army of the American Empire commanded by the Emperor and Savior of the American People, THE INFAMOUS POPS is being assembled.
(17) 875 BC: Great Library started in POPS for the heck of it. The New Grand Army of the American Empire commanded by the Emperor and Savior of the American People, THE INFAMOUS POPS gathering.
(18) 850 BC: Peaches and cream my friend, peaches a cream.
(19) 825 BC: Crap its my 19th turn already. And peaches and cream.
(20) 800 BC: Nothing, troop movement... THE INFAMOUS POPS retires to a life of... playing other SGs.
Kill the Aztecs, come on, you know you want to.
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