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LaRo

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I start a story. After 5 lines max, someone continue for another 5 lines and then the next one do the same. And you should wait 5 people to write their lines before writing yours again.

Once upon a time, there was a little boy. His name was Samantha. His parents give him a girl's name because they would like so much to have a girl. Samantha was playing with Barbie dolls and was getting dressed with girl's clothes. Then, the first days of school arrived...
 
Originally posted by LaRo

Once upon a time, there was a little boy. His name was Samantha. His parents give him a girl's name because they would like so much to have a girl. Samantha was playing with Barbie dolls and was getting dressed with girl's clothes. Then, the first days of school arrived...

On his way to school, Samantha got lost. He couldn't remember what direction he came from. There were 4 different roads: one road went north,the other went south,another went east, and the last road went west. He took the western way. Before he got far, he saw what looked like a human body in the bushes....
 
I can't delete this post. (I just edited my first post so I don't need this one anymore.)
 
Originally posted by monk


On his way to school, Samantha got lost. He couldn't remember what direction he came from. There were 4 different roads: one road went north,the other went south,another went east, and the last road went west. He took the western way. Before he got far, he saw what looked like a human body in the bushes....

but it was just a plastic bag. After a few minutes walking, Samantha ended up in the westside of her hometown, the most dangerous neighbourhood of the city.....if you don't know how to play golf. Over sudden, a Bentley came around the corner with 120 km/h..
 
Originally posted by willemvanoranje


but it was just a plastic bag. After a few minutes walking, Samantha ended up in the westside of her hometown, the most dangerous neighbourhood of the city.....if you don't know how to play golf. Over sudden, a Bentley came around the corner with 120 km/h..


... painted in large, red letters across the windshield. It was actually travelling much slower, and came to a gliding halt beside the bemused Samantha. The darkened window rolled down. 'Hey, Kid' boomed a voice from the gloomy interior. 'Betcha wondering why I have a specific speed written across my window...
 
"I guess it's specific," said Samantha, "because you didn't have enough room to write 'Approximately' in front of it." And remembering his mother's good advice about not accepting lifts from strangers, he walked on - past the Ninja Golf dojo, past the Electric Dream Palace, until at last the buildings receded and he reached the fringes of the forest. He had seen no sign of his school, and he was just about to turn back for home when...
 
All of a sudden a large smiling dog appeared out of thin air and looked riiiight at him.
"Don't stare at me, you strange dog!" Samantha said sternly.
"But I'm just here to welcome to to the magical land of...Oz!"
"I'm not supposed to talk to strangers," Samantha chided the smiling dog. After all, he knew that Australia ought to be far away from his house, farther than school even, and that only cats should smile and appear out of thin air.
 
Originally posted by Ouchgeddon
All of a sudden a large smiling dog appeared out of thin air and looked riiiight at him.
"Don't stare at me, you strange dog!" Samantha said sternly.
"But I'm just here to welcome to to the magical land of...Oz!"
"I'm not supposed to talk to strangers," Samantha chided the smiling dog. After all, he knew that Australia ought to be far away from his house, farther than school even, and that only cats should smile and appear out of thin air.

But, was it Oz or Wonderland? He didn't know. He was lost. He decided that after all, he would have to relied on this strange dog to find his school.
"I'm lost, I need to find my school. Can you help me?"
"Jump on my back, I will lead you." He did it. After a while, he realized that the dog wasn't walking but it was flying in the sky...
 
But, was it Oz or Wonderland? He didn't know. He was lost. He decided that after all, he would have to relied on this strange dog to find his school.
"I'm lost, I need to find my school. Can you help me?"
"Jump on my back, I will lead you." He did it. After a while, he realized that the dog wasn't walking but it was flying in the sky...

Wow that was some bad acid I took thought Sam, but then looked again and saw that he really was flying.
"So where are we going?" he asked the dog in a conversational tone laced with high pitched hysteria
"Your school you stupid muffin" snappedthe dog, which had just realised that though he was large, he was only a large corgi, and he might have some difficulty in flying Sam all the way there, especially as his bakc was about to break....
 
Originally posted by Graeme the mad


Wow that was some bad acid I took thought Sam, but then looked again and saw that he really was flying.
"So where are we going?" he asked the dog in a conversational tone laced with high pitched hysteria
"Your school you stupid muffin" snappedthe dog, which had just realised that though he was large, he was only a large corgi, and he might have some difficulty in flying Sam all the way there, especially as his bakc was about to break....
so the dog landed and samantha began to cry.then she was suddenly token in a van and the old man who was in the van said:you will be now a popstar so he was token to a gaybar
and had to sing there everyone was happy and samantha was now a popstar......
 
But a popstar needed more!!!
She then took on an agent who promptly put out feature length ads in the newspaper about the first truly"Virgin" popstar America ever had. She then went over a complete makeover and came out as an 18-year old pop singer confused about her adolescent/adult status:D
 
But since this "She", was really a "He", people all around the globe started to puke. The news was spread in an instance and Samantha was banned from this planet and shipped in a spaceship out to space. And as the trip would be lenghty Samantha studied...
 
He shook his head in an attempt to clear it. It had been worse than a nightmare - visions of talking dogs, no flying dogs, and popstars doing unspeakable things, and - ugh! His vision started to return to normal. He was outside a wood on the edge of town, his feet were surrounded by aromatic mushrooms, and a car with a flashing light - a police car - was driving towards him. It stopped, a door opened and there was his mother looking very worried but very relieved. She said, "...
 
she said:my boy i am lesbian and i raped little girls in your school and now i must go to jail.samantha stared at his mother and began crying until a man appeared who took him to his house.
Then samantha was angry about everything wat happened and killed the man with a barbie doll....
 
Sam tried to dispose of the body. But it was so heavy and Sam would be late to the school! So he burned his house. Then, he heard someone screaming of pain from inside. He first tought that the man was not dead but he realized that his father was still there! Was it too late to save him?
 
He ran through the house and saw flames licking every corner of the walls and doors, but there were no flames in his dad's room. He ran into his dad's room and found his dad lying in the floor with a look of pure agony and pain, with his hands at clutching his own crotch. Only then did "Sam" realize that it was a bad zipper accident:eek:
 
Nut then luckily, the hige, 60 pound water melon they had been storing under the couch, exploded, putting out the fire, and providing enough lubricant to help his dad unzip. But as the watermelon was several years old, the house smelled terrible so that they sought help from these five gay guys at the local YMCA.
 
The guys cleaned up the house day and night while playing scrabble with Samantha and his dad. The days flew by and Frankie, George, Micheal, Will and Elton (the YMCA guys) all had to go back to the YMCA. But before they left Sam told them that he wanted them all to join him in performing the 'YMCA' at his dad's new bar he'd bought downtown...
 
And so they danced to the pulsating rythm of the 50's. Samantha was in his element and wondered whether the dream of being a pop-star was not so distant. He felt completely liberted dancing on the rooftop, sending it down by an inch or so, but that could be because he had taken his clothes off
 
And so they danced to the pulsating rythm of the 50's. Samantha was in his element and wondered whether the dream of being a pop-star was not so distant. He had never felt so exhilirated before and wondered why he was even bothering with school when he could keep dancing non-stop at his dad's bar with his new pals
 
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