The Bavarian Smokehouse

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BAVARIAN SMOKEHOUSE

Welcome to the Bavarian Smokehouse. Here you will discover the finest tasting meats in Fanatika. Not only will you purchase organic grass-fed beef, but an array of other varieties of steaks and roasts. Fish will also be availble, though not in large quantities. All these will be processed in Bavaria Smokehouse, seasoned, smoked, and aged to perfection.

Planning a party, a conference, but don't have that special ingredient to please the masses? A side of Bavaria Smokehouse beef slowly turning over the fire is what you need. We have many other delights to tantalize the tongue. Inspect our Price List. Try our offerings. You will remember Bavaria Smokehouse.

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Smokehouse Price List

Venison - quartered - 5g per lb.
Buffalo - 6g per lb.
Bear - 8g per lb.
Beef - 3g per lb.
Penguin - 6g per lb.

Fish are limited in supply -
Catfish - 2g per lb.
Salmon - 2g per lb.
Trout - 3g per 2lbs.

All items can be smoked (recommended) and cut to choice (extra).

Hides are available - Price negotiable.
Pelts and Furs also.

All by- products are negotiable.
Transport to Bavaria is free. Storage is negotiable.
All animals will be quarted and delivered unless specified by order.
There is a wait list. Your order will be filled.
 
I know that some think the trout is a sacred animal, but I'm a Jedi and couldn't care less. So can you sell them, too?
 
@ SAaM - We will be more than happy to set up an account with the Egocentric Eatery. Peruse the Price List and decide what you like to start with. We have a storage facility in Bavaria for local orders, if you are interested in a large purchase. As we are dealing in perishables, we might even do transactions through the PM system (which I'm sure is a legitimate bookkeepping method).

@ Zarn - Yes we can. In fact we have more trout than other fish. Cut and cleaned at 3g per 2lbs. (specially priced for you). The Jedi Council may be interested in one of our large bear rugs for the Temple floor, also. Just a thought...
 
2 lbs of trout, please. I'll think about the rug. I would only have doughnuts, if they are trout flavered and come with trout.
 
Speaking of which, Zarn, I have a salt brine barrel at the storage location in Bavaria that is about half full of smoked salmon. Now this smoked salmon is sometimes called lochs and goes well with bagels, which are close to doughnuts. In fact, the German word for salmon is lachs. So it may be a traditional meal or appetizer.
 
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After a brief hunting/scouting trip to the extreme NW, I now have available a delicacy known mainly to eskimos of that area. Yes, you guessed it...
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...Smoked Penguin! Only in a limited quanity, so order quickly. They were fairly easy to shish-ka-bob, so the going price is 5g per pound. Hurry, while those little waddlers are hot!

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Smoked Penguin!
 
SAAM who?
 
@ Diabloinex - Just to bring you up-to-date, our restaraunt is not open yet. When it does, you will have a full bar available to you. Expect the "Cattleman Smokehouse" to open as soon as we get roads built from Bavaria.

We are selling items wholesale and retail. As you can see from the Price List above we have many items to choose from. A new item available soon, will be Red Hot Smoked Buffalo wings. So hot, they'll bring out the devil in you...

So keep us in mind when you do your shopping and when the restaraunt opens up, make a reservation.
 
o i like that sales pitch Cyc. How can i not resist to bring that devil out of me. When that bar is open, I'll be so smashed ill make your smokehouse a multi-thousand restaurent/bar (especially bar) chain.

this is a j/k obviously (eyrei) but for sure this will be ma main tavern!
 
Hey, GI! No more advertising for your Eatery in my thread, or I'll smoke YOU... You now owe me 1 free advertising post in your thread. I will post when the restaraunt opens.

That does it. I'm going down South and hunt some of those four-legged snakes. We'll have smoked Iguana legs on the Price List.
 
Originally posted by Cyc
Hey, GI! No more advertising for your Eatery in my thread, or I'll smoke YOU... You now owe me 1 free advertising post in your thread. I will post when the restaraunt opens.

That does it. I'm going down South and hunt some of those four-legged snakes. We'll have smoked Iguana legs on the Price List.
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He is young, Cyc. He will learn in time. If you have problems, let me know. The Council wouldn't be pleased if he did this again.
 
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