1000 Clues youve been playing Civilization 3 too much

King_Lewis · Oct 3, 2002

This is a thread where people may post comedic or serious replies on the subect of too much Civ 3, and please keep them numbered...Thanks

I'll start every one off with 3:

0001: You secured your next door neighbours cat to trade its furs to your other neighbour for his two kids (workers) to start your empire.

0002: When you start build The Pyramids in your back yard.

0003: When you find yourself becoming too attached with another Civ, and they declare war- you start to cower in a corner crying.

So please keep em' coming

Knight-Dragon · Oct 3, 2002

This shld really be in the Humor and Jokes section.

Never mind; some mod will move it..... eventually.

King_Lewis · Oct 3, 2002

Im very sorry I forgot. Please do

Edit by Thunderfall: Don't worry about it at all. This IS the correct forum to post this thread. Humor and other Colosseum forums are only for non-Civ related posts.

Pillager · Oct 3, 2002

0004 - You actually get worried when you realise that the US and UK tanks in Iraq might face Iraqis with spears.

Wild Weasel · Oct 3, 2002

0005 - And you're pretty sure that student in Tianamen Square must have had one.

King_Lewis · Oct 3, 2002

Keep em coming

YoungEagle · Oct 3, 2002

0006: You go three cubicles toward your supervisor's office and ask a fellow employee to go into "sentry" mode so you can detect enemy movement.

Stat Kat · Oct 3, 2002

0007 - You build a library in your back yard so that you can try to culture-flip your neighbors' yards to you.

0008 - You declare war on your neighbor when he keeps sending his troops in your territory (his dog in your yard).

Chieftess · Oct 3, 2002

0009 - You notice your family size is 2 shields towards building a settler.

YoungEagle · Oct 3, 2002

0010 - You look at your car and wonder if it's worth the 20 gold to upgrade it.

Stat Kat · Oct 3, 2002

0011 - When a friend asks for a small loan, you ask for his World Map in return.

Overlag · Oct 3, 2002

Originally posted by Pillager
0004 - You actually get worried when you realise that the US and UK tanks in Iraq might face Iraqis with spears.

LOL

YoungEagle · Oct 3, 2002

0012: When camping you start counting tiles between you and the other camp sites before you put up your tent.

DaDoo · Oct 3, 2002

0013: You cut down the tree in the yard so you can get the bonus shield toward your home improvement project.

sabo · Oct 3, 2002

0014 When I buy some woman a drink but she refuses to see my envoy....

Overlag · Oct 3, 2002

0015: When you see a old, emtpy house, you explore it hoping for a free tech/settler/warrior, then get mugged by the tramps using it as there home

Fr8monkey · Oct 3, 2002

0016 You go out for a boat ride and your afraid your boat will sink 30 feet from shore.

Evincar · Oct 3, 2002

0017 You tell someone your diplomatic state has gone to "polite" to "annoyed" because he doesn't trade with you

Barker · Oct 3, 2002

0018 Napoleon appears out of nowhere when you win an elite fight at the bar

SirJethro · Oct 3, 2002

19 - You have recurring erotic dreams with the bald Joan of Arc.

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