Corrupt a Wish

[CELTICEMPIRE]

It's a poisonous fish.

I wish for all the expansions to Civ V.

 

[SamSniped]

You get them, but you pirated them, so Gaben brings down the banhammer on you, preventing you from ever accessing Civ5 again.

I wish for this thread to stay alive

 

[dragonprobably]

Granted, but it happens 5 years later.

I wish I could travel anywhere in the world instantly.

 

[Danwar]

Granted, but once you've instantly traveled there you cannot move or even so much as breathe for the duration it would have taken you to travel there. By foot.

I wish for a way to put an end to racism.

 

[phillip1882]

granted. everyone is now the same race.

i wish everyone enjoys their life.

 

[Danwar]

Granted, the one person named 'everyone' enjoys their life. However, every other person on the planet beside them is now experiencing clinical depression.

I wish we were all united under one government as opposed to squabbling among ourselves.

 

[phillip1882]

granted. it's called the U.N.

i wish people cared more for each other.

 

[Danwar]

Granted, stalking is now considered normal.

I wish that people would stop squabbling over what religion each of us is.

 

[Serutan]

Granted, stalking is now considered normal.

I wish that people would stop squabbling over what religion each of us is.

Granted. They escalate from squabbling to biological and chemical weapons.

I wish only safe drivers were allowed on roads.

 

[Mad Man]

Granted: All the unsafe drivers become Helicopter piolets instead.

I wish my preorders for the PS5 and XBox series X went through.

 

[annieclassicneopetfan]

Granted, but your singular extra preorder pushes both companies over the edge of supply and demand and neither console is ever released.

I wish I had more money in my bank account.

 

[Angst]

Granted, but you don't know where it came from, and the feds come knocking since it was someone whitewashing money through you by mistake.

I wish I became a succesful musician