Civ V Haikus

[Padje Dog]

Removed from hard drive
Reading hope for the future
Not playing the game

 

[taylor_cu]

Removed from hard drive
Reading hope for the future
Not playing the game

 

[nokmirt]

Removed from hard drive
Reading hope for the future
Not playing the game

Your loss I am playing, well back and forth between modding Civ 4.

 

[joyous_gard]

Fanboys or haters
I don't really know any
Kum Bai Ya my lord

EDIT: I didn't want to post again, a lot of these are effing hilarious.

 

[Padje Dog]

Fanboys or haters
I don't really know any
Kum Bai Ya my lord

To err is human
And to forgive is divine
So bring on Civ 6

 

[JohnnyW]

What is this garbage?
I expected a good game.
Unbelievable.

 

[Toucanator]

Infinite cities
from the computer players
makes me cry at night.



Taaa-duh!

 

[lolno]

Big fat whiner tears
Roll down their angry faces
The eternal butthurt.

 

[JohnnyW]

Big fat whiner tears
Roll down their angry faces
The eternal butthurt.

This isn't a haiku. Neither is the one above it.

 

[Toucanator]

This isn't a haiku. Neither is the one above it.

Darn it

 

[joyous_gard]

I recommend "Infinite cities"

and "Forever butthurt"

EDIT: These are really entertaining. SO short and simple.

 

[kooboo]

civ5:
out of the tradition
out of itself

 

[JohnnyW]

One unit per tile,
I love it theoretically;
AI can't do it.

 

[SirSaab]

One Unit Per Tile
And broken diplomacy
No tactics, no tact!

 

[trivilization]

Ghandi says, Hi friend
You like my carpet of doom?
Visit my circus!

 

[Toucanator]

Gandi nuked me hard.
so he is a total jerk.
workers scrub fallout.

 

[Brau]

Meier's broken crown
Greasy Turducken Sceptre
Baba Yetu weeps

 

[Nares]

Civilization,
Your fifth iteration lacks
Imagination.

 

[CivFanaticMan]

The game broke.
Patches try to solve
Shafer flees.

 

[Padje Dog]

First line 5 syllables
Second line 7 syllables
Third line 5 Syllables

DLC download
My wallets money upload
Squeeze my teats, milk me