Most ignorant(and funny) statements you have ever heard

[eastsidebagel]

@Yeekim: !
Another one by the same guy (after I gave him an explaination about the Christian faith): "Hell, I seriously didn't know that Jesus was a jew! Does that mean that, in your opinion, Hitler had a fair and unbiased chance? As a jew, I would have powned him!"

 

[holy king]

stop being anti-semitic, honey!

 

[eastsidebagel]

stop being anti-semitic, honey!

To be anti-semitic is a pre-requirement to be a prison guard like I am. We were also taught to be anti-black, anti-foreigner and anti-muslim as well. I'm sorry with that, but my boss keeps regularly monitoring the forums in which we, the staff-members, are contributing...

 

[BrendanM]

Someone I knew confused with .

Easily made mistake!

 

[choxorn]

Yeah, british are confederate.

 

[BSmith1068]

When I was in high school, people used to ask stupid questions when they found out that I had lived in Africa. Like: Do they have cities? Did you live in a house?

This happened more than once.

I wanted to smack them upside the head and ask them if they thought I lived in a hut.

 

[BrendanM]

When I was in high school, people used to ask stupid questions when they found out that I had lived in Africa. Like: Do they have cities? Did you live in a house?

This happened more than once.

I wanted to smack them upside the head and ask them if they thought I lived in a hut.

So....

did you live in a hut?

Just kidding

 

[Huayna Capac357]

When I was in high school, people used to ask stupid questions when they found out that I had lived in Africa. Like: Do they have cities? Did you live in a house?

This happened more than once.

I wanted to smack them upside the head and ask them if they thought I lived in a hut.

Ooo. Where in Africa?

Anyway, I heard on the bus "Wait, you mean the Hitler Nazis or the Nazi Nazis?"

 

[BSmith1068]

So....

did you live in a hut?

Just kidding

Ooo. Where in Africa?

Swaziland and Zimbabwe in the mid 1980s

 

[West 36]

Swaziland and Zimbabwe in the mid 1980s

See, this is both interesting and a learning opportunity, do go on!

Well, in another thread maybe.

 

[BSmith1068]

See, this is both interesting and a learning opportunity, do go on!

What else do you want to know?

My father worked for the US Agency for International Development, so I got to live my childhood all over the place (read: 3rd world).

Well, in another thread maybe.

Probably not enough to warrant it's own thread!

 

[Angst]

This girl I see now & then asked me "Isn't France in Rome?"

Also once we were looking at the stars & she saw shooting star and asked "What makes a shooting star shoot?" I told her a shooting star is a rock that burns up due to friction with the Earth's atmosphere. She pondered that for a minute or two and said "So what you are telling me is a shooting star is not really a star at all?"

American and blonde, bad combo



(At least she sounds blonde)

 

[AngryZealot]

This came up in a discussion of astrology in a physics class. To paraphrase, "If a woman is having twins, and one child is born at 11:59, and the other is born at 12:01...are they still twins?"

(I thought the person was going to ask if they still had the same astrological sign ).

 

[cybrxkhan]

Another jem from my old world history class; sadly, the following quote would have been understandable if the girl who had said it was from a third world country or something, but...

- (after discussing Sputnik, the first satellite launched in space) "What is a satellite?"

 

[Huayna Capac357]

(Looking at a US map) Where's Hong Kong?

 

[Steph]

Pff... Very stupid question!

Everyone knows he has been killed at the top of the Empire State Building.

 

[eastsidebagel]

(Looking at a US map) Where's Hong Kong?

Other important questions are: "Where's Berlin, Paris, Alexandria or Manchester? Why is the capital of North Dakota called Bismarck?"

 

[Nordstream]

"I am an international leader," Gadhafi said before leaving. "The dean of Arab rulers. The king of kings in Africa. The imam to Muslims. My international position does not allow me to be reduced. Thank you."

The dude is the Emperor of Africa.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Pff... Very stupid question!

Everyone knows he has been killed at the top of the Empire State Building.

I didn't get that for a second

 

[gangleri2001]

I didn't get that for a second

French humor. Never mind.