Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[Zack]

Your mother is like a TV: She's big and I stare at her for hours.

 

[Catharsis]

Your mama is like a TV: turned on regularly by fat people.

 

[Omni314]

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[SS-18 ICBM]

Yo momma is like a TV: a boob tube.

 

[Zack]

yo mama's 18

Even if that were true, that is completely off topic and has nothing to do with your mother being like a television.

 

[rhawn]

Yo Mama's like a TV: turn her on and watch all of the people in her.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Yo Mama's like a TV: Doctors say you shouldn't use her for too long.

 

[Gooblah]

Yo Mama is like a tv: once she gets turned on, she won't shut up.
Yo Mama is like a tv: she makes a lot of noise but you can't get her into bed. ()

 

[choxorn]

Yo moma is like a TV- turned on by anyone who walks in the room.

 

[carmen510]

Yo moma is like a TV: Commercially available since 1932.

 

[Gooblah]

Yo mama's like a tv, slim and shiny but flat.
yo mama's like a tv, she makes a ton of noise and you have to hit her to shut her up.

 

[Stewie0416]

Yo Mama is like a TV: You have to pay extra for the "HD" experience

 

[dwaxe]

Yo mama is like a TV: 7 inches wide in 1935, 150 inches wide today.

 

[Narz]

Yo mama is like a TV.......

She's always in the background with nothing on.

 

[Sharwood]

Yo mama's like a tv: I turn her on by fiddling with her knobs.

 

[CCRunner]

.......................

 

[Narz]

dammit Narz, that was mine

minus the background part

The background bit is an essential piece which helps the reader build a mental image.

 

[Perfection]

Your mother is like a TV... you know one of those dudes who dresses up like a chick...

 

[aronnax]

Your mother is like a TV, spews garbage yet you still stay to listen.

 

[Veritass]

Yo mama is like a TV: keeps getting bigger and bigger, and the price keeps on goin' down for it.