Well, CivNoobie=scat fetish+disrespectful+natural troll unbeknownst to him+untalkative+facebook+creepy as hell.
Seriously, he's a new breed of Civ Fanatic.
NO, in fact, you cannot comprehend the true form of CivNoobie!
Just like trying to imagine time in a imagery context, duality of particle-wave or quantum interconnectedness.