Ferocitus
Deity
^And now all they talk about is the elephant in the room.
Wierd News IV - The Twilight Zone
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tjs282
Stone \ Cold / Fish
Apart from Wilt, I don't think I've read anything else of his. The film was a pretty good adaptation.
Broken_Erika
Play with me.
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i'd post more of the article but, my mouse is not cooperating.....
https://www.tellerreport.com/life/2021-06-27-the-most-popular!----"penguins-general-election"-at-the-aquarium-nagasaki.SkRc0KSn_.html
i'd post more of the article but, my mouse is not cooperating.....
The Argentine government has started a tendering process for 10,000 penises made out of polished wood (their words, not mine) to be used in sexual eduation classes.
Specifications:
I don't have an article in English yet, but I do have one from the local press.
Specifications:
Height: 170 mm, diameter in the cylinder: 40 mm., diameter at the base: 50 mm.
Wood to be used: possibly Australian grevillea or white cedar.
Wood to be used: possibly Australian grevillea or white cedar.
I don't have an article in English yet, but I do have one from the local press.
Argentine should go bananas instead.
Figuratively, we already have.
Ferocitus
Deity
Use cedar. You'll get our collective wood when you can pry it from our cold, dead hands!
Ferocitus
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There's still time for her to get off the charge. All it takes is one Hail Mary Pass.
There was a funeral for a guy in Ireland who had some criminal convictions, and some of the ways he was remembered are:
- Behind the altar was a professionally printed banner that said, “You know the score, get on the floor, don’t be funny, show me the money.”
- Offering left include a torch and a screwdriver
- One family member received a round of applause after she said: 'Sorry for the language father. Rest in peace you f***ing legend'.
- A friend said: 'I could write a book of the memories we have together, the good and the bad. But I won't mention them because you can't get flipped but I can. You know the score brother.'
- 'If [Mr Maguire's brother] Paddy had an argument with someone you would say, "Paddy show me where they live and I will go up and blow them off the map."'
Ferocitus
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We see up to 2,000 of them fly over Adelaide in "squadrons" of about 10-50.
I think they will provide air support in the next Emu War.
About 15 years ago, flocks of hundreds of thousands decimated wheat crops along the Victoria /
South Australia border. They were deemed a pest in Victoria and could be shot. They are a protected
species in S.A., so the birds would "raid" the Victorian crops during the day, and then cross back into
S.A. to roost for the night.
Who wants to buy a 40 years old piece of cake?
https://www.independent.ie/world-ne...as-wedding-cake-set-for-auction-40697860.html
https://www.independent.ie/world-ne...as-wedding-cake-set-for-auction-40697860.html
Body shop, which likes to give the impression of being "woke" (anti-animal testing for example) has produced a collection of stories to empower women. They were all written by men, including one who is accused of sexual harassment. Admittedly this is it Georgian wing:
Outrage over the publication lit up Georgian social media after The Body Shop presented its book ‘Love Yourself’ – a series of 13 short stories about women’s experiences, all written by seven well-known male authors – at the city hall in the capital Tbilisi, on Monday.
The Body Shop Georgia initially responded by defending the book, stating that its stories “were written by men to imagine themselves in the place of these brave women”, and that “more women writers” would be involved in future releases.
Then they realised it may have been a bad idea, saying it regrets “that one of the ideas of the project, for men to write these stories, did not turn out to be the right way to convey our message”.
One of the stories’ authors, Toresa Mossy, wrote on Facebook that he was qualified to write about women’s experiences as “it's a familiar topic to me when you're being bullied because you're too skinny for a man, too weak”.
But criticism of The Body Shop’s book intensified online after two women publicly alleged – in interviews with Georgian newsrooms On.ge and Netgazeti – that they had been sexually harassed by another of the authors, Giorgi Kekelidze.
One of these women, Tao Chalidze, accused Kekelidze of “stalking” her “vigorously” for more than two years. She said she blocked him on social media and on her phone, but he would show up at her workplace unannounced.
“He would continuously try to pressure me into having sex with him, even though I told him I wasn’t interested,” Chalidze told On.ge. “I was so disgusted by his actions, that even today my body shivers just remembering him.”
Another woman, Sofia Kenchiashvili, told On.ge that for years Kekelidze had demanded she send him “erotic photos”, including when she was pregnant. “He would continuously ask me on Messenger how I was, and I knew the second question would be ‘Where is the photo?’ It went on for years,” she said.
The Body Shop Georgia initially responded by defending the book, stating that its stories “were written by men to imagine themselves in the place of these brave women”, and that “more women writers” would be involved in future releases.
Then they realised it may have been a bad idea, saying it regrets “that one of the ideas of the project, for men to write these stories, did not turn out to be the right way to convey our message”.
One of the stories’ authors, Toresa Mossy, wrote on Facebook that he was qualified to write about women’s experiences as “it's a familiar topic to me when you're being bullied because you're too skinny for a man, too weak”.
But criticism of The Body Shop’s book intensified online after two women publicly alleged – in interviews with Georgian newsrooms On.ge and Netgazeti – that they had been sexually harassed by another of the authors, Giorgi Kekelidze.
One of these women, Tao Chalidze, accused Kekelidze of “stalking” her “vigorously” for more than two years. She said she blocked him on social media and on her phone, but he would show up at her workplace unannounced.
“He would continuously try to pressure me into having sex with him, even though I told him I wasn’t interested,” Chalidze told On.ge. “I was so disgusted by his actions, that even today my body shivers just remembering him.”
Another woman, Sofia Kenchiashvili, told On.ge that for years Kekelidze had demanded she send him “erotic photos”, including when she was pregnant. “He would continuously ask me on Messenger how I was, and I knew the second question would be ‘Where is the photo?’ It went on for years,” she said.
amadeus
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Nestlé recalls 762,000 pounds of pepperoni Hot Pockets
Story is from January. What I just want to know why recalled Hot Pockets are measured in weight and not quantity.
Story is from January. What I just want to know why recalled Hot Pockets are measured in weight and not quantity.
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amadeus
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Recall sixteen tons of Hot Pockets,
Glass pieces found in the pepperoni bits,
Put on my mask and get ready to go,
To return my food to the grocery stooooore...
SCANDAL: SECRET NOTE REVEALS FOREIGN OBJECT FOUND ON PRESIDENT’S CHIN, WIPED AWAY
Illuminati, or corn? White House suspiciously quiet.
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