Revolution IOT

Fine with me.

Anyway, is anyone (besides us on the Med) not at war with the Pirates?

The Chinese Warlord isn't at with Japan. Neither is Nordia.

Double A said:

Fine with me.

Anyway, is anyone (besides us on the Med) not at war with the Pirates?

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Mee! Who owns the redish provinces in Japan btw?

I assume the guy who owns red provinces elsewhere.

Maryland removes it's diplomats from Spain, and the Spanish diplomats die on there way to BWI in a suspicious car bomb attack, our police have ruled it a suicide and no foul play.

Emperor Juan Carlos: So, maryland just exepl,led and killed our diplomats for no reason?
Noname Aide: yes sir. it si grounds for war. after all, he did do it for no reason.
Juan Carlos: i suppose we can let this slide, because we are too busy right now. also i noticed that they didn't do anything to Yugoslavia.

Mathalamus said:

Emperor Juan Carlos: So, maryland just exepl,led and killed our diplomats for no reason?
Noname Aide: yes sir. it si grounds for war. after all, he did do it for no reason.
Juan Carlos: i suppose we can let this slide, because we are too busy right now. also i noticed that they didn't do anything to Yugoslavia.

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whats odd abotu it? the fact that i think you kicked out and killed Spanish citizens for no reason? or the fact that im essentially talking to myself?

Titos lol wut is better, hes smoking a cuban and saying lol wut at the same time

Double A said:

Fine with me.

Anyway, is anyone (besides us on the Med) not at war with the Pirates?

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We're not!

Double A said:

Your options:
1) Accept peace for 10 turns.
2) Jump in a lake.

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Or option 3. Take you off the map. Ready to go?

Mathalamus said:

im sticking with israel. thats my final word on the Subject. all Egyptian ambassadors are banned from Spain, and we close our Embassy in Cairo, but instead of leaving completely, we demolish said embassy and construct a Jewish Synagogue in its place.

its still legally Spanish territory, so you cant touch it.

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Thank you! May our alliance last a thousand years!

The SFRJ
We are getting sick of Egypt, all Egyptian ambassadors are kicked out of the state and those who refuse to leave....you know..... Tito also openly supports the Holy Land and our army is on DEFCON 1

NedimNapoleon said:

The SFRJ
We are getting sick of Egypt, all Egyptian ambassadors are kicked out of the state and those who refuse to leave....you know..... Tito also openly supports the Holy Land and our army is on DEFCON 1

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We thank thee!

the 31 armies located in Sicily (the other 19 are doing more productive work) is on Defcon one, and active recon missions are flying over Egypt.

Duke Blackstone said:

Mee! Who owns the redish provinces in Japan btw?

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Japan owns the provinces in Japan. Speaking of which, they'll happily become a colony of the corporation (and become the Zaitsa (something) Subsidiary of DB Corporation) provided you give them the rest of the Japanese home islands.

Zaibatsu

is the update tonight

taillesskangaru said:

Zaibatsu

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Bless you.

@Nedim. Yes. Orders will be locked in two hours.

If anyone has any orders, PM me them because I'm posting the update in a half hour.

Update 8

1963​

There was a lull in fighting in the Middle East and the Pirates surrendered to Batmanistan and Greater South Africa. However, a new war exploded in the Mediterranean as Spaniards attempt to annex the entire Nation of X.​

OOC: Remember, the WMD Program costs are the minimum cost to get the program started (and immune from certain espionage nastiness). Every point above the minimum increases your chance of success each turn by 1%.


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Blockades

The Holy Land is being 100% blockaded by sea by Maryland and Neo Old Kingdom
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NPC Diplomacy

Na-Na-Nine and Southwest Africa have formed Greater South Africa.

The Pirates, lacking international support, have surrendered to Greater South Africa and Batmanistan.
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Battle Results

Spain-X War

Battle for the Canary Islands

Spain (8) versus Nation of X (19)



Final Result:

Spanish casualties: 470,891 (7)
X casualties: 342,043 (5)
Total: 812,934 (12)

Battle for Gibraltar

Spain (8) versus Nation of X (14)


Final Results:

Spanish casualties: 297,495 (6)
X casualties: 294,953 (8)
Total: 592,448

Battle for Morocco

Spain (8) versus Nation of X (6)


Final Results:

Spanish casualties: 44,129 (5)
X casualties: 124,244 (3)
Total: 168,373

Battle for Menorca

Spain (8) versus Nation of X (3)



Final Results:

Spanish casualties: 187,910 (6)
X casualties: 77,833 (1)

Battle for Mallorca

Spain (10) versus Nation of X (2)



Final Results

Spanish casualties: 85,927 (2)
X casualties: 139,732 (2)
Total: 225,659

The X Army is destroyed. All attacked provinces fall to Spain.

War for the Nile

Battle for the Eastern Mediterranean

Holy Land (2) versus Maryland (9)

Final Results:

Holy Land ships sunk: 74 (2)
Maryland: 39 (0)
Total: 113

Battle for Sinai

Holy Land (6) versus Neo Old Kingdom (20)

First Round:

Holy Land casualties: (4)
Neo Old Kingdom casualties: (2)

Second Round: 2 versus 14 (4 resting)

Holy Land casualties: (1)
Neo Old Kingdom casualties: (1)

Final Round: 1 versus 1 (17 resting)

Holy Land casualties: (1)
Neo Old Kingdom casualties: (0)

Final Results:

Holy Land casualties: (6)
Neo Old Kingdom casualties: (3)

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Statistics





Yugoslavia has 42 LP.

Corrections: Neo Old Kingdom has 17 Armies. The Holy Land has only 28.
Maryland has 17 Armies

From Greater South Africa
To Everyone

We're trading LPs for XPs. Drop us an offer if you're interested.

From the Nation of X
To Everyone

We will become a protectorate (colony) of any nation that aids us against Spain and will have up to 50% of our yearly LP production following the war to our master.