Simpsons Mafia (Game Thread)

paulwhoisaghost said:

Finally! Someone who makes some sense and actually posts!

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What am I, chopped liver?

Yeah, if I had a vote it would go to Visor... lying is worse than being neutral.

Lynching neutrals is a good way of not lynching mafia, and lynching possible allies against the mafia.

I recommend we kill the folks who recommend lynching neutrals.

Zack said:

I voted for Visor, Earthling.

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Yeah, I saw that was wrong in the preliminary tally, you were counted twice by accident, but it was fixed in the final update tally.

Also, Rules/FAQ Update:

In what order do abilities happen? Will my x happen if I am killed?

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This is a reasonable and straightforward question and everyone might as well get the answer, some might not have thought to ask but it could help them. Also, anyone who needs to see the rules for items/item transfers, that was already over in the sign-up thread too.

-roleblocks happen first
-all other general active abilities
-people are attacked/arrested/killed
-item transfers happen last

It should be fairly intuitive and most players have nothing specific to worry about, the primary answer being yes, your ability can go through and affect someone else if you are attacked that night.

Also, for most of the ruleset in general, we attempted to make clear that they are the case for the average player, same goes here. There may be unique things with exceptions to this general process as with other rules, but people involved should know what they are, if not you can still ask.

Visorslash said:

In doubt, lynch the neutral. So, you die. Problem solved. And it isn't a waste of a lynch, as you can help the scums if you're alive.

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Or we could just hospitalise you as it's blatantly clear you're scum. Or just a menace to the town. Your direct lie to frame BigTin condems you. I can only think you hoped we'd hospitalise him and so his innocence wouldn't be revealed.

askthepizzaguy said:

Lynching neutrals is a good way of not lynching mafia

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Lynching actual neutrals, sure. But seventy-eight percent of all claimed 'neutrals' turn out to be lying scumbags.

Winston Hughes said:

Lynching actual neutrals, sure. But seventy-eight percent of all claimed 'neutrals' turn out to be lying scumbags.

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And 78% of all statistics are made up.

Either way, like I said, I'm fine with being lynched to prove I am telling the truth. All I ask is that you jail me instead of hospitalizing me. Though in the long run it doesn't really matter to me.

But again, it would not be in town's best interest. They would be better off lynching someone who is potentially scum.

Visorslash is obviously a good target in this case.

I just wanna say, you guys can't accuse me of bandwagoning on visorlash (if he's just visorlash being visorlash) when we kill him tommorow, because I voted for him on night 1 and 2 aswell

paulwhoisaghost said:

78% of all statistics are made up

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...and forfty percent of all people know that?

paulwhoisaghost said:

Can you expand on your logic here?

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Yes, you're sticking up for a 'nananancan't kill me!' defense to justify why you're not dying, you scummo.

askthepizzaguy said:

Paulwhoisaghost is from a forum where they talk more. Like, they make me look quiet.

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Link to video.

Zack said:

FoS: people voting for paul

Seriously, can we please start voting people for actual scummy behaviors, instead of stupid things like "posting too much" or OMGUSing? Christ.

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Claiming bulletproof instead of just using it to his advantage isn't scummy?

Earthling said:

There was no question at all, however, that everyone not prepared for what happened next. Young Maggie Simpson was somehow wielding a pistol, but far from being confused, it looked like she took careful aim. It was an eery scene, full of deja vu for several parties involved. A shot rang out and struck choxorn in the gut...

Spoiler :

Mr. Burns (choxorn) was hospitalized!

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paulwhoisaghost said:

Oh I see... he thought I meant to say I was not scum.... Nope... I meant to say that I am not town. T O W N. As in smaller than a city but larger than a village. Town.... I am not town. Then again, I am not scum either.

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Gone 3 the Celt said:

so... was Mr. Burns neutral?

edit: isn't it funny that maggie simpson shot mr burns (again)

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askthepizzaguy said:

This is a message for Fat Tony and the rest of the Springfield Mafia.

I'm just a simple politician, with a tiebreaker vote. I'm not going to be your main threat. Shoot me and you're only shooting a cowardly mayor who is lacking real power.

I am too busy being mafia elsewhere to make a big splash here. That said, if you do kill me, I will curse you from the grave, and to date, no mafia has EVER survived Pizzaguy's curse.

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And if you're WoG'd? Will you make the GM lose?

Takhisis said:

Claiming bulletproof instead of just using it to his advantage isn't scummy?

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In and of itself, not really.

askthepizzaguy said:

This is a message for Fat Tony and the rest of the Springfield Mafia.

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Why did you specifically note Fat Tony?

I'd say it's askthepizzascum's way of sending oblique warnings without sending a few PMs trying to fish for someone to help him achieve his dark goals.

Come on. Think about it for a little folks.

It is my understanding that at the time of me saying BigTin was lying he was in the lead by a fair amount. Why would I then claim he's lying to get him lynched? It makes no sense.

I want neutrals dead, because: Endgame, 2 townies and a scum equal possible win chance.

One townie and a neutral, and a scum equal we lose.

Why would I be so stupid as to lie like that in the situation I could've bandwagoned on without explanation.

REACTIONS! JESUS!

Watch the people who want me dead folks.

preparing for writeup soon.

edit - and that's the order deadline, writeup will be on the way

What the... this game started and no one told me?

NIGHT TWO​

Once again it was a surprisingly quiet night for Springfield, as far as any citizens would care to admit. If there were a few stirring up trouble or going about anything secretly, no direct evidence of it was obvious in the morning as nobody else was attacked or arrested. The police were quick to suggest that their continual presence on the streets was helping Innocent citizens sleep safe.

There might have been some consequences to this, however, as some of the local media would note the next day in complaints and objections. No additional veteran police officers were tasked to patrol the already-overflowing prison, only lazy night watchmen were on duty.

One prisoner had prepared for this opportunity.

He wouldn't let his emotions get to him, but what he had really had enough of, what he had grown to hate, was the singing. One guard in particular could be found at night poorly imitating tunes on the radio, echoing throughout the building as the inmates tried to sleep. This same racket happened to distract anyone from the sound of a man picking his cell lock and rapidly making his way to the walls of the compound.

In the morning the guards found only a standard issue blanket used to assist in scaling the outer fence.

BSmith1068 had escaped, and had no intention of being behind bars again anytime soon.


In outer space above an alien world, there had been a momentous struggle. A cruel-looking creature with white scales beheld the defiant rebel leader in front of him, outlined against the planet below. With a wicked laugh it summoned a giant ball of energy and hurtled it at the rebels.

The fighter shouted a final statement of resistance:

"My son lives on..."



Summary
- No one was hospitalized or arrested
- BSmith1068 has escaped from jail


A continued sense of unease was present in the morning as more debate was sure to unfold. By no means were citizens sure of their safety despite their seeming fortune over the past couple of nights.

In particular, hushed talks often turned in one direction, as many people would express frustrations built up over long periods of time.

Several citizens suggested that Springfield's increased criminal problems were because of illegal immigrants, though others contended it was not so.

A vote was authorized for final approval of Proposition 24, which would provide the legal leeway necessary to pursue the issue.

Finally, there was news of a special commercial promotion that suited Springfield’s unique tastes and might provide a distraction from darker matters. A sample Three-Pack of Buzz Cola would be given out to one lucky citizen.

With these decisions to make and the whims of the lynch mob once again unforseeable, another long day began.

forum/server downtime slowed some things down, rest of PMs going out, and see edit in writeup for item vote.

So Bsmith was probably the scum among us jailants, I already thought that they's have an ability to break out, it would have been unbalanced otherwise.

Lynch him.

Before I decide on who to lynch, I must know: if BSmith is sent back to jail, will we find out who he is?