Simpsons Mafia (Game Thread)

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NIGHT ELEVEN​

There was a lot of action at the Springfield prison during the night, though there were certainly others about on the streets as well.

Kennigit didn't know what to think of his cellmate. A man hardened by years in prison, he welcomed the new inmate and they had gotten along so far.

What was much more curious, was that this man had coincidentally been planning to escape, long before this crisis in prison even started.

"I dug a whole tunnel, all the way to the outside. It's hidden behind that poster on the wall. The Warden doesn't even know about it!" He smiled at himself, with a gleam in his eyes.

"All these years, and I can finally get out of here. And you can come with me!"

The other prisoner said tonight was the night, and that he would go ahead through the tunnel and make sure the coast was clear.


Meanwhile, a man walked up to the front gate. There was one young security guard on duty, half-awake.

"Hey, let me in."

"You authorized?" The guard responded, pressing a button on the speaker system.

"Uh, sure, dude."

"Well then..." he paused, "Say, you're not here for that guy who kills people and eats their faces?"

"Uh, no."

"Okay, go ahead."

Once inside, the man made his way to the cell block where The Bake was behind bars. It wasn't the most crowded area and everyone else was asleep, so together they broke off the lock and went back out the way they came.

At the front gates they passed the guard once more.

"What's up with him?"

"Yeah, it's uh, a transfer."

Then they were clear of the whole compound.




Kennigit had been waiting patiently, and heard a noise from the tunnel.

What a lucky break, he thought, waiting to see what his new friend had to say.

Instead, he recoiled in horror as only a severed head fell into the jail cell.

A knife-wielding maniac had used the tunnel to enter the jail from the outside, killing poor Niles Peter Calhoun along the way.

And now Kennigit was trapped in the jail cell with this attacker and his high-pitched laugh.

Pretty soon the ankle bone wasn't attached to the leg bone, nor the hip bone to the backbone, nor anything much at all.




BSmith1068 was on the outskirts of town, driving his fancy car back from what he had been doing earlier in the night. Ahead, the road was blocked off and he braked to a stop.

"You there. Step out of the vehicle"

"Hey, wait a minute, you're not a cop!" BSmith responded too late to do anything to defend himself.

The attacker shot BSmith once and fled. A nearby car alarm that was set off eventually alerted bystanders to the incident, and an ambulance arrived later.




In the morning, people returned to town hall for another meeting about the criminal threat. There were no new exciting issues at hand or items to vote for but many felt today was a day to prove the process worked.



Summary
- The Bake was broken out of jail with outside help
- Kennigit was attacked and killed
- BSmith1068 was attacked and hospitalized

Hello guys
Thanks for releasing me.

Now, would someone be so nice and summarize for me what we know for now. I have not followed the thread and there is too much for me to read now...

I agree with Jarrema, could some one type up what we know to aid us as we have been jailed for a while.

I'd like to jail:turquoiside. I heard he was blocked one of the nights we had no kills, and I don't have any better leads.

Whoever stole my Weightless Companion Frinkahedron, please, give it back! These devices are dangerous when not used properly!
I have my suspicions about the vote as well. Let's start with Hospitalize:Zack.
What kind of things have you been doing?

Autolycus said:

I'd like to jail:turquoiside. I heard he was blocked one of the nights we had no kills, and I don't have any better leads.

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I'd love to know where you heard that.

And I was serious when I voted to Hospitalize:Zack[/b last time I voted.

Undecided on which way to vote, really before I make a decision I'd like to hear more from Autolycus: where are your sources?

Looks like the mafia showed up.

My source prefers to remain anonymous at this time. However, he or she has proven to me that he or she has role-block capabilities, and I have no reason to believe they are lying about having blocked turquoiside. landlubber, your bona fides are as strong as anyone's, why do you suspect Zack?

Autolycus said:

My source prefers to remain anonymous at this time. However, he or she has proven to me that he or she has role-block capabilities, and I have no reason to believe they are lying about having blocked turquoiside. landlubber, your bona fides are as strong as anyone's, why do you suspect Zack?

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I'd prefer to shed some light on the situation after Zack responds, if that's alright.

landlubber said:

I'd prefer to shed some light on the situation after Zack responds, if that's alright.

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That's fine.

Well, Zack? Are you going to shed?

Just for everyone's awareness, Turquoiside's vote right now to hospitalize Zack will be counted and tallied - formatting typo/glitch won't count against that.

What vote by Turquoiside?

Autolycus said:

Well, Zack? Are you going to shed?

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Shed what? Hair, tears?

Eh, screw it.

free: Verarde

Takhisis said:

What vote by Turquoiside?

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This one:

Turquoiside said:

And I was serious when I voted to Hospitalize:Zack[/b last time I voted.

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Zack said:

Shed what? Hair, tears?

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Light on the situation would help.

mechaerik said:

Light on the situation would help.

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I agree.

GamezRule said:

Eh, screw it.

free: Verarde

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Verarde is a guilty scumbag.

Hospitalize: GamezRule



Anyone have info clearing GamezRule? I have not followed the game closely enough for this to be an intelligent decision, other than the fact he's trying to release scum.