Tycho
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Minigame 7:
How many Armoricans does it take to light a lamp?
All of them; one to hold the lamp, one to hold the flame, and the others to die.
So a Dumonan man walks into a drinking hall. The tapman asks "Why the long face?" Then stabs him to death and laughs.
A Vahlshallahn man walks into the forest one day and finds several druids bathing in a pool. He rolls his eyes and sets fire to the woods.
Did you hear the one about the Druids winning a war? Neither did I!
How many Frenks does it take to win a war? Three. One to pay the enemy off, one to pay his army off, and one to pay for the other two to be assassinated.
So a Buggerite is found one day fornicating in the field with his horse. "This is astonishing!" said no person ever.
A wary traveler walks into a Ostavan settlement one day and proceeds to order a bowl of soup. While there, he sees a lone Armorican enter the town and change the flag flapping over the city. "Why is he doing that?" he asks the shop owner. "Oh don't worry," says the shopkeeper. "We've just been annexed again. This happens every week or so."
So a Druid, a man of the Faith, and a non theist walk into a beer hall. The Faithful man turns out to be a member of the Red Faith and starts munching on the teufela leaf. "Doesn't that cause sores on your body?" queries the Druid. "Eh," says the Red Faith man, "you get used to it after a while. Besides, who wants skin anyhow?"
An Armorican curraugh sails into a Ostavan harbor and it's captain disembarks. He begins to unload his cargo for sale. The master of the Ostavan harbor walks up to him and says "So where do you want me to put your flag, master?"
A Vahlshallahn grandmother tells her tale of the Dragon Horde members, of how they eat the flesh of children in the night when they are naught and do not listen to their families, because the Dragon Horde is a Faithless monstrosity. A passing Dragon Horde man responds "We only eat babies, wench!"
How many Armoricans does it take to light a lamp?
All of them; one to hold the lamp, one to hold the flame, and the others to die.
So a Dumonan man walks into a drinking hall. The tapman asks "Why the long face?" Then stabs him to death and laughs.
A Vahlshallahn man walks into the forest one day and finds several druids bathing in a pool. He rolls his eyes and sets fire to the woods.
Did you hear the one about the Druids winning a war? Neither did I!
How many Frenks does it take to win a war? Three. One to pay the enemy off, one to pay his army off, and one to pay for the other two to be assassinated.
So a Buggerite is found one day fornicating in the field with his horse. "This is astonishing!" said no person ever.
A wary traveler walks into a Ostavan settlement one day and proceeds to order a bowl of soup. While there, he sees a lone Armorican enter the town and change the flag flapping over the city. "Why is he doing that?" he asks the shop owner. "Oh don't worry," says the shopkeeper. "We've just been annexed again. This happens every week or so."
So a Druid, a man of the Faith, and a non theist walk into a beer hall. The Faithful man turns out to be a member of the Red Faith and starts munching on the teufela leaf. "Doesn't that cause sores on your body?" queries the Druid. "Eh," says the Red Faith man, "you get used to it after a while. Besides, who wants skin anyhow?"
An Armorican curraugh sails into a Ostavan harbor and it's captain disembarks. He begins to unload his cargo for sale. The master of the Ostavan harbor walks up to him and says "So where do you want me to put your flag, master?"
A Vahlshallahn grandmother tells her tale of the Dragon Horde members, of how they eat the flesh of children in the night when they are naught and do not listen to their families, because the Dragon Horde is a Faithless monstrosity. A passing Dragon Horde man responds "We only eat babies, wench!"