Mafia: The League of EEEEEVIL!!! [Game Thread - Concluded]

So... You don't plan to defend yourself, at all, from the accusations (defending the scum repeatedly) levied against you?

dcmort93 said:

At this point I may as well Vote Myself as it seems that regardless of what I do I'm getting lynched.

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Boo !

Linkfail, Zack.

What link?

Zack said:

Boo !

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That link.

Point me to where that link is in my post? Typical good guy slander.

It's the first time you've ever said I'm good at this.

Well, if Dcmort or Top-secret is the final scum we win. If spaceman is the final scum then it's a game well played by him. I still think it's Dcmort.

I would be shocked if it's not dcmort. Especially with a damn self-vote in lylo.

Frozen In Ice said:

Well, if Dcmort or Top-secret is the final scum we win. If spaceman is the final scum then it's a game well played by him. I still think it's Dcmort.

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If spaceman is the mafia...

He's not.

Takhisis said:

That link.

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Linkfail Taki. The link you posted leads to a "page not found"

Frozen In Ice said:

Well, if Dcmort or Top-secret is the final scum we win. If spaceman is the final scum then it's a game well played by him. I still think it's Dcmort.

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How would we win if topsecret was the final scum?

Zack said:

I would be shocked if it's not dcmort. Especially with a damn self-vote in lylo.

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You said similar things about Auto

spaceman98 said:

You said similar things about Auto

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And I was shocked. Hindsight is 20/20. If you're constantly second-guessing yourself, you can't be an effective townie.

spaceman98 said:

How would we win if topsecret was the final scum?

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Because FII is a hider and you are bulletproof = Unbeatable. But I'm not scum.

From the update:

And they knew that this would be their last chance to get them.

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It's lynch or lose.

spaceman98 said:

Linkfail Taki. The link you posted leads to a "page not found"

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You scum, you! You die, gringo! Comprende?

topsecret said:

Because FII is a hider and you are bulletproof = Unbeatable. But I'm not scum.

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Yes you are.

Tally:

dcmort93: 4 (Frozen In Ice, topsecret, spaceman98, dcmort93)

Day, and the Game, Over. Update to come soon.

DAY TWELVE: FINAL DAY​

With Autolycus's not-being-good and the various things that seemed wrong with dcmort's story, the villains decided he had to be the one to die.

"dcmort, we think you're the last member of the Alliance of Good. What do you have to say for yourself?" said Frozen In Ice.

"I am. You totally caught me. Good job."

"Wait... what? You're not even going to try to defend yourself? Okay, I guess we'll just kill you, then." said spaceman98.

"Technically, I'm already a ghost, so..."

"Oh, come off it, we know you're not actually the ghost of an ancient Heylin Witch sealed-in-a-puzzle-box or whatever, don't pretend like... wait, who exactly is he? We saw the other 3 good guys do stuff, but I honestly have no idea who he is. Are you a ghost?" said topsecret.

"Perhaps... why don't you just try and find out who I am?"

"Hmm. If you are, I wonder if one of my anti-magic things would work on you!" said topsecret, who pulled out a butterfly net and trapped dcmort under it.

dcmort just decided to reveal who he actually was- Danny Phantom- and phased through the net.

"You know, that might have worked if I was a fairy, or I actually was Wuya, or even more "magical" than I actually am, but I'm only a half-ghost half-human. Doesn't seem like that's quite enough for that to trap me, but maybe the "great" Denzel Crocker would like to try a different one of his inventions?"

topsecret/Crocker was somewhat annoyed by this. "Oh come on, how magical does someone have to be for my stuff to affect them? Do ghosts and elemental-benders just not count, or something?"

"How should I know why your stuff doesn't work?"

dcmort hit Crocker with an energy blast from his hands, sending him flying into the wall behind him.

"Not like he could really fight me anyway. Now, to deal with the two aliens."

spaceman seemed a bit taken aback by that last statement. "What... how did..."

"Yes, spaceman, I know that you, The Shredder, may actually look human, but you're actually a tiny alien controlling a humanoid robot."

"So, my sort-of-secret is revealed. So what? You think you can kill me?"

spaceman charged at dcmort and started slashing at him with his claws. dcmort yawned and turned intangible.

"Come on, you're going to try beating me with physical melee weapons? What makes you think that will work?"

dcmort became tangible again and energy-blasted spaceman into the same wall he blasted topsecret into.

"2 down, one to... wait, where did he go?"

He then looked up and noticed that Frozen had transformed into a fighter jet and was firing missiles at him. He went intangible again just before they hit him then flew up to meet him.

"Come on, Megatron, I admit that's slightly more likely to work than hitting me with bladed weapons, but come on."

"I have plenty of more weapons at my disposal, you can't beat me as easily as you beat those two. You will not stand between me and universal domination!"

"Yeah, yeah, I've heard the I'm going to rule everything speech from villains before. Give it a rest."

dcmort fired some energy blasts at Frozen, but they didn't appear to damage him much.

"Ha! You think you hurt me with something like that?"

Frozen turned back into his giant robot form and started firing laser cannons at dcmort. Again, he turned intangible and sat back as the shots went right through him.

"Well, at least I can hit you. Unless you have some anti-ghost thing, you're not going to hurt me.

But I have more powers than just energy blasts, you know."

He opened his mouth and unleashed his ghostly wail upon Frozen. It had about as much effect as the energy blasts.

"Well, it seems you're a bit too big to handle most of my attacks, but I still have a few more. How about ice breath? Let's see how you handle being... Frozen in ice?

Frozen was too busy groaning at that terrible pun to avoid dcmort's ice breath freezing parts of him- specifically, the parts that were dedicated to letting him fly. He began falling.

But only for a little bit. The ice wasn't particularly strong, and he was able to break out by transforming back into a fighter jet, and firing more lasers and missiles at dcmort.

"So what," said Frozen, "are we just going to keep fighting forever, neither of us able to actually hurt each other?"

"Or you could surrender."

"Shut up."

This continued for a while, neither Frozen or dcmort being able to really hurt each other.

Back on the ground, spaceman and topsecret got up and tried to watch the battle above them.

"We have to help Frozen! There must be something we can do." said spaceman

"Why not just wait? I mean, eventually, dcmort will have to eat, if nothing else." said topsecret

"Well, yeah, but he could easily escape if he really needed to. You know, invisibility and intangibility and all. Besides, as little as his attacks are doing to Frozen, they're still doing something. Eventually, they'll start taking a toll on Frozen, or he'll figure out some other way to beat him."

"Well, what should we do? We can't fly, or hit him in any way. Even if we could get close to him, what would we do? He already demonstrated he can shove us both aside with no effort."

"You sure none of your devices would have any effect on him?"

"Not 100% sure, but even if they could, again, I'd need to get closer to him. Although... I wonder... does anyone else have anything that could maybe kill him?"

"Yeah! Didn't Jarrema have some gun that could hurt robbiecon, who basically has all the powers dcmort does and then some? We should go look for his stuff."

"Good plan. Let's just hope Frozen keeps him busy so he doesn't notice us."

topsecret and spaceman left to the location the knew Jarrema's lab to be at. Dcmort didn't notice- Even if Frozen couldn't really hurt him, he still had to focus most of his attention on him, and their battle was well above the ground anyway.

They got through the rather bad security system, which had clearly deteriorated a bit since Jarrema's death. They searched around, looking for anything that could maybe help. They found quite a few things that they deemed potentially useful, most notably that one of Jarrema's giant robots was still functional. That solved the problem of how to get to dcmort... but they still needed to figure out a way to actually fire the weapons that could hurt dcmort without leaving the robot. Luckily, there were also a few things that might help them with that, so they fired the robot's jet-pack and flew off to rejoin the battle...

The dings and scratches Frozen had taken were starting to add up, and he was looking noticably injured. But, on the other hand, dcmort was starting to get tired.

"You can't keep this up forever, Frozen."

"Neither can you."

"So what? I can escape whenever I want."

"And then what? You'll come back and rejoin me in this battle that neither of us can win?"

"Well, no, I'd probably just think of some other way of stopping you. You know what? Why don't I just do that? I can run and hide for as long as I want to to find a way to actually kill you."

dcmort became invisible and intangible and flew off. Frozen, frustrated, fired his laser cannons at random, but couldn't find dcmort or hit him.

But, as luck would have it, dcmort flew in the same direction spaceman and topsecret were coming from... and their robot's technology, among other things, had ways of seeing him.

"Over there! Fire the Anti-Ghost Cannon!"

topsecret got out of a hatch in the robot's head, somehow managed to avoid falling off of the robot despite the incredible speed, and fired the same weapon that Jarrema used on robbiecon, a long time ago.

dcmort was too surprised that they knew where he was to react in time, and the cannon hit him. Despite his being invisible and intangible, it had an effect- making him visible and tangible again, and causing him a considerable amount of pain.

"What... how?"

Frozen then appeared behind dcmort.

"Thanks for that, guys, now that I can actually hit him..."

Frozen spammed an incredible amount of laser cannons and missiles in dcmort's direction.

Now, dcmort was really, really fast, and could fly in all directions, even if the Anti-Ghost Cannon had made him temporarily unable to go intangible.

But he couldn't dodge this volume of... stuff, and some of them hit him.

He started to fall out of the sky, and spaceman and topsecret's robot was waiting under him- they this time fired the giant laser cannon affixed to the robot's chest at him, hitting dcmort square-on.

When the smoke cleared, nothing of what had once been dcmort remained. He was definitely, completely dead.

The Alliance of Good was finished off. Evil would be victorious... or what was left of it, anyway.



The Alliance of Good has been eliminated!

"So... that's it? The bad guys actually won for once? HA! The good guys all get F'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted topsecret.

"Now what?" asked spaceman.

"Well, clearly, I'm the most powerful remaining of us, so I'll take up the leadership position. What should I call myself? Something like "Conquerer of the world, soon the universe?" or something like that?" said Frozen.

topsecret and spaceman thought that title was lame but were okay with Frozen leading them. Not like they could challenge him. topsecret would rather just continue his fruitless search for magical creatures and spaceman preferred acting more in the shadows than declaring himself the ruler of the world anyway.

And hey, they didn't really care. They won. Evil was victorious, for once. The forces of good would no longer oppose them. This was the end.

Or was it?

Well, clearly the end for now. Maybe there will be a sequel or something.



Game Over! The League of Evil is victorious!