Red Dwarf Mafia: The Smeggening [Game Thread - Concluded]

Speaking of, your mom indicates bussing!

13 Cuthillius (Choxorn, Al Sips, Internet, Murska, Zack, Winston, Morgan, pigeon, landlubber, Double A, Spaceman98, Sprig, Autolycus)
1 Winston (BSmith)
1 Al Sips (Jarrema)
1 Jarrema (remake)
1 BSmith (Cuthill)

End Day Four - Two in a Row!​

Simulant: (Pointing her weapon at the crew) Well, if it isn't my old friends, the human vermin, the scab of slime, the pus-sucking, puke-laden walking cesspits of unspeakableness.
Cat: She remembers us!
Simulant: Annihilated my ship, slaughtered my fellow simulants, and you practically destroyed me. Yes, I remember you.
Cat: There's one thing you should know. Last time we met I was wearing a cute little black number with peach trim and gold spangles, and although it looks like I'm wearing the same outfit today, it is in fact an entirely different cute little black number with completely different gold spangles.
Kryten: That was an important speech sir, and it needed to be made, but might I suggest that from this moment the rest of the discourse is conducted by those with brains larger than a grape.
Cat: Take it away, bud.
Lister: OK, let's knock on the door and ask for Ronnie Real. This is a classic stalemate situation. You can't use your weapons and neither can we. Let's chalk this one down to experience and we'll be on our merry way, yeah? Actually, as far as psychotic deranged ruthless killer simulants go, you're a bit of a babe. What are you doing tonight?
Simulant: Dying (Shoots ceiling. More rumbling from the ship). Care to join me?
Lister: Hey come on, let's just talk, OK? We didn't start any of this, and I think that maybe NOW is a good
time to sit down and parlez. (He is starting to get annoyed) Let's not hang around, just get on with it.
Simulant: There is nothing to discuss. In sixty seconds you'll be dead.
Lister: You can't be serious.
Simulant: I'm totally serious.
Lister: I don't believe you're being serious.
Simulant: I do not understand why you're having such problems grasping this concept. I'm a totally ruthless amoral killing machine so why, in the name of all that's putrid, don't you believe I'm serious.
Lister: I'm going to say this one more time. You've still got a chance to change your mind. Think about it, everything we've been through, does none of that mean anything to you?

Unfortunately before the Simulant Lieutenant gets a "chance" to have a redemption arc, she is promptly crushed by debris from the ship.

Cat: All in all, a hundred percent successful trip.
Kryten: Sir, we lost Mister Rimmer!
Cat: All in all, a hundred percent successful trip.

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Cuthillius has died. He was the


Alive: 18/30
1. KingMorgan
5. Zack
7. Winston Hughes
8. Autolyucs
9. Jarrema
10. Sprig
11. Choxorn
12. Spaceman98
13. BSmith
15. Takhisis
17. Murska
18. Double A
19. Internet Flea
21. Pouter Pigeon
26. remake20
27. Al sipsclar
28. Newyn
30. Landlubber

Dead 12/30:
29. Legato Endless, Talkie Toaster, town, lynched D1.
2. johnhughthom, Reketrebn, town, killed N1.
6. Robbiecon, Nirvanah Crane, town, killed N1.
16. Arakhor, Skutter, town, killed N1.
3. Snerk, Legion, town, daykilled D2.
24. Kennigit, Ech-ech-ech-ech-ech-ech-ech-ech, town, lynched D2.
4. MartinLuther, Wax Elvis Presley, town, killed N2.
20. Bladescape, Able, town, killed N2.
25. Luzieu, The Unspeakable One, revenge seeker, lynched D3.
23. Xym, Arnold Rimmer, town, killed N3.
14. Backwards Logic, Ace Rimmer, town, killed N3.
22. Cuthillius, Simulant Lieutenant, revenge seeker, lynched D4.

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Visorslash said:

Cat: All in all, a hundred percent successful trip.
Kryten: Sir, we lost Mister Rimmer!
Cat: All in all, a hundred percent successful trip.

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I think that's quite possibly one of my favourite exchanges in Red Dwarf.

Choo-choo! All aboard the lynching mafia ass train!

Cuthillius said:

I think he's town, he's reasonable, and a darn good player.

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I don't understand why you think he's basically me.

Zack said:

And guess who started the Legato wagon? spaceman98. You must really like him.

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And that's wrong because… oh, right, there's a second mafia/killer team we need to find. Yay, go us.

Internet Flea said:

I sure hope so; I'd hate to think he thought it was a legitimately good idea.

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Haven't you seen his avatar?

We should probably finish off the revengy one to get rid of their kill first, yknow? Plus we have actual information about them right now.

That's not cricket!

On a slightly less noncontributive tune: let's hope there ain't no Cult…

Takhisis said:

On a slightly less noncontributive tune: let's hope there ain't no Cult…

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Why would you even say that?

For now, just a hunch.

But why?

hold on let me find some wood to knock on

Zack said:

But why?

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Let's see what happens by day.

in b4 the entire town was converted except me and Zack

And then Zack was a Zombie.

Better him than me.

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