Visorslash
Deity
Night Four - A Catastrophe
Hudzen: My name is Hudzen. I am the replacement.
Cat: Hi. Good trip? Get this pile of junk outta here.
Hudzen: Kryten! You're not dead! You should be dismantled and ready to leave!
Lister: He's not leaving -- you are! Did I really say that?
Hudzen: <>... squash you... <> * slightly garbled *
Cat: I think he'd like a cool drink.
Hudzen: Right. You're still not dead. Want any help?
Lister: You want Kryten, you come through us.
Cat: You and your big mouth, git!
Hudzen: Is that the way you want it?
Lister: That's the way it is.
Hudzen: Then you'd better leave an address with your body so that I can mail it to your head.
Kryten: It's alright Mr David, sir -- he's bluffing. He's programmed not to harm humans.
Hudzen: Dying time! Just doing my job. It's not my fault if I love it!
Lister: he's a total nutter!
Kryten: He's been travelling for thousands of years! All that time alone has worn out his sanity chip!
Hudzen: (Singing)
Hudzen: Time's up, tin can! Oh, don't be shy, boys, you can all die at once. See you in silicon heaven!
Kryten: It doesn't exist!
Hudzen: What doesn't exist?
Kryten: Silicon heaven! There's no such place!
Hudzen: No such place as silicon heaven?
Holly: That's right! The whole place is a big con.
Hudzen: No such place as silicon heaven?
Kryten: No!
Hudzen: Then where do all the calculators go?
Kryten: They just die.
Jim Reaper: A metaphysical dichotomy has caused this unit to overload and shut down. Divadroid international would like to apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. A credit note will be forwarded to your company immediately.
Lister: What happened?
Kryten: he's an android. His brain couldn't handle the concept of there being no silicon heaven.
Lister: So how come yours can?
Kryten: Well, I knew something he didn't.
Lister: What?
Kryten: I knew I was lying. No Silicon Heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?
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Zack has died. He was
Spoiler :
The Cat!

Sprig has died. He was
Spoiler :
Hudzen-10!

Alive: 16/30
1. KingMorgan
7. Winston Hughes
8. Autolyucs
9. Jarrema
11. Choxorn
12. Spaceman98
13. BSmith
15. Takhisis
17. Murska
18. Double A
19. Internet Flea
21. Pouter Pigeon
26. remake20
27. Al sipsclar
28. Newyn
30. Landlubber
Dead 14/30:
29. Legato Endless, Talkie Toaster, town, lynched D1.
2. johnhughthom, Reketrebn, town, killed N1.
6. Robbiecon, Nirvanah Crane, town, killed N1.
16. Arakhor, Skutter, town, killed N1.
3. Snerk, Legion, town, daykilled D2.
24. Kennigit, Ech-ech-ech-ech-ech-ech-ech-ech, town, lynched D2.
4. MartinLuther, Wax Elvis Presley, town, killed N2.
20. Bladescape, Able, town, killed N2.
25. Luzieu, The Unspeakable One, revenge seeker, lynched D3.
23. Xym, Arnold Rimmer, town, killed N3.
14. Backwards Logic, Ace Rimmer, town, killed N3.
22. Cuthillius, Simulant Lieutenant, revenge seeker, lynched D4.
5. Zack, The Cat, town, killed N4.
10. Sprig, Hudzen-10, revenge seeker, killed N4.
Timer: [timer=9/13/2015 08:00 PM +10:00; Day Phase Over][/timer]