Dear KISSers:
As you may have heard, the magic box that Feaurius III has been using
to communicate with you seems to have been cursed. Since we are a very
long way from discovering "Computers", we are not certain when he will
be able to have the hex removed. All our remaining team members will
make an effort to make themselves available to chat, but if you need
to send a message, we ask that you send a copy of any correspondence
to our gmail address so that we can be certain that we will receive it
timely (as long as there is at least one of us here

).
We are certainly interested in the recent deal you proposed, but there
are several points that need clarifying:
First, what is the final deal whereby you divulge the secrets of
Republic to MIA? I apologize if much of this was discussed already by
you and Feaurius, but we want to be certain there are no
misunderstandings.
Second, we understand that you wish MIA to research Construction, and
"KISS will pay MIA gold that equates the cost for full research
between discovery of Republic and finishing of Construction." I'm
afraid you are going to have to dumb this down for us a bit. Our sages
do not understand the proposed payment.
Third, you propose that after Republic, then MIA and KISS can trade
with the backward barbarian civilizations at will. Does this mean that
MIA could trade for Construction, if desired? What effect would that
have on the rest of the deal? Admittedly, we do not really understand
the point of this proposal. If MIA and KISS are both in the Middle
Ages, and Doughnutia and TNT are not, there won't be any available
trades except for cash. We believe that it may be better to agree not
to trade with them at all, or, if we do, then to split the cash gained
equally so that we do not have incentive to underbid each other. We
await your thoughts on this point.
Fourth, you propose that MIA research to Education, and that KISS can
buy MIA's free tech for half the beaker cost. While we feel this type
of agreement makes perfect sense if MIA receives Monotheism as our
free tech, it seems detrimental to KISSMIA if we receive Feudalism or
Engineering. Our intelligence indicates that Doughnutia may be
building the Great Library. MIA has no desire to see that
"civilization" receive free knowledge of Feudalism, for example, as
they would under your proposal. If you can explain how this method is
in the best interests of the Green Alliance, we will be happy to
discuss it.
Finally, you propose that upon discovery of Education, MIA and KISS
will exchange all techs to be at tech parity. We are concerned that
wording the proposal this way gives both teams an incentive to
research slowly and gain more techs than they give. However, we agree
that we should be at tech parity so the team that researches less
should be given the option to buy any excess techs at half the beaker
price (our legal departments can work out the exact language, but
hopefully you get the idea).
We await your response so we may continue this mutually profitable
alliance through the Ages.
Chamnix
MIA President and acting letter-writer