Chapter 19: Bonds of Sea and Fire
Kore ya kono / Yuku mo kaeru mo / Wakarete wa / Shiru mo shiranu mo / Osaka no seki
Truly, this is where / Travelers who go or come / Over parting ways / Friends or strangers--all must meet / The gate of Meeting Hill.
Semimaru (10th century A.D.)
While Minamoto no Yoritomo and Oda Nobunaga had been busy fighting the war, Toyotomi Hideyoshi had no fewer things to do than before. Friendship took work to maintain, and the cooperation of Alexander, Catherine, and Bismarck was no exception.
Once again the Greeks had pulled ahead in technology, and Hideyoshi sought to narrow the gap. He traveled to Athens, where Alexander proudly displayed upon his new computer his master plan for reducing pollution, leaving the Japanese diplomat in awe. "Incredible," said Hideyoshi. "For how much can we purchase these from you?"
"Are you sure?" responded the Greek leader. "These are the results of countless man-hours of research by my scientists! If you
really want to learn more, be prepared to hand over the entire Japanese treasury."
It took quite a bit of haggling before Hideyoshi convinced him that it was within reason to let Japan keep a couple hundred gold around in case of an emergency. But in the end, it still seemed that Alexander was happy to make the deal, as never before had the Greeks seen so much money on the bargaining table.
Afterwards, Hideyoshi promptly went to Moscow, where Catherine the Great welcomed and entertained him. Russia, though arguably the largest and most powerful civilization in the world now, was still quite backwards in technology. They did, however, know of the secret of rocketry, which Hideyoshi did not hesitate to acquire through a trade.
Upon learning of this technology, Hideyoshi noticed that the Greeks claimed to have advanced a step further and developed rockets that could reach the outer reaches of space. He did not see any rocket launching sites in any of the cities of Greece, and Alexander refused to reveal the secret to him no matter what price he offered to pay, so he suspected it was probably a false claim after all.
But it was upon leaving his conference with Alexander that he spotted a few Greek scientists carefully running simulations of space flight on their portable computers. Curious, he greeted them and asked what exactly they were doing. The scientists seemed suspicious at first, but after questioning them a bit further Hideyoshi found out that they were remarkably underpaid, and he had little difficulty in bribing them to share their secrets.
Hideyoshi's return to Kyoto was overshadowed by the arrival of an entire transport boat filled with prisoners taken by Nobunaga from Susa and Persepolis. The destruction of those two cities left a large segment of Persia's population displaced and homeless, and few of them dared cross the front lines in search of their struggling comrades. In the previous years they had been confined to POW camps guarded by the Japanese infantry, but they ultimately had little purpose remaining in Persia.
"Let them come to Japan and solve our labor shortages," recommended the Kyosanto leaders. Little did they know that Japan actually had an increasing unemployment rate, and the native workers who had little to do instead decided they would rejoin the cities from which they had come. Tokugawa declared that all future improvements upon the land, as well as pollution cleanup, was to be performed by these Persian slaves instead.
But it would not be the Persians who would work on the next wonder of Kyoto. In celebration of the victories of Yoritomo and Nobunaga, the Japanese people had recorded their adventures in a heroic epic, a grand work of literature to be admired by all aspiring leaders for years to come.
And it was years later, after the destruction of Antioch and the eradication of Persian power on their home island, that Xerxes finally agreed to come to the negotiation table. Tokugawa sent Hideyoshi to hammer out a peace treaty, with specific orders to arrange one that favored Japan as much as possible. They met aboard a Japanese battleship anchored in Sardis harbor.
"Greetings, Hideyoshi," said the Persian leader as soon as he boarded. "Persia is willing to forgive you for the error of attacking our country. Will you agree to a peace treaty?"
"Do you realize," the Japanese diplomat responded coldly, "that we could crush you under our thumbs at this very moment? Make a better offer, or else that threat shall become reality."
Xerxes looked around but saw no tanks or infantry in sight, only the navy crewmen who kept the ship in order. "You must be joking," he said at last. "Persia does not fear you."
Hideyoshi motioned to the captain. "Show him that we are serious." The captain nodded, and proceeded to give the order for bombardment. When the shells struck Sardis, it destroyed the buildings that housed nearly half of its population.
"Okay, okay," said Xerxes. "We will offer you the secret of fission if you will leave us alone."
"Not quite enough." Hideyoshi gave the captain another thumbs up. The guns fired again, and when the smoke cleared this time, half of the mechanized infantry defending Sardis had been disabled.
"Fine then," said Xerxes indignantly. He produced a blueprint from his shirt pocket, which described in detail the method for constructing satellites that could orbit the planet and observe every inch of land and water in the world. "Will you take this?"
Hideyoshi snatched the blueprint and stuffed it in his briefcase. "You're getting closer," he said, "but we need more."
"I swear, that is all we have... OW!" In that split second Hideyoshi had grabbed his arm and pulled up his sleeve, revealing a gold watch on the Persian leader's wrist. Xerxes glared at him, sulking speechlessly.
"I'll take that," said Hideyoshi.
"No, no! That is a family heirloom, get your dirty fingers off it now! I'll give you the entire treasury of Persia if you do!"
"Ahh, that's much better." A crooked smile finally spread across Hideyoshi's face. "We can have peace on these terms. Now go."
And so the Treaty of Sardis brought an end to the war with Persia. Xerxes was left with just one city left, with absolutely no hope of achieving his dream of going to the stars. His beloved ivory tower, Newton's University in Persepolis, was now but a pile of dust upon the barren ground.
The treaty also spelled an end for the Kyosanto leadership, for that very year Tokugawa dismissed his entire cabinet, claiming that the age of communism was over at last. In 1794 AD, the Kokkai representatives reconvened after a hiatus of over two centuries, and the Japanese democracy came into being once again.
Though the war between Japan and Persia was over, it did not mean that Xerxes was off the hook. Catherine the Great had no objections to the Treaty of Sardis, but she still bore a personal grudge against the Persians. And she was determined to have them wiped out.
We have lost our only ally in this war, thought the Czarina.
It would be nice if we could get some additional help.
With Sardis in such a remote location far from Russia, there was only one possible country to which Catherine could turn. Two German cities, Stuttgart and Bonn, were right there on the same island as the Persian capital, and Otto von Bismarck was certainly no friend of Xerxes either. Catherine had little difficulty convincing him that destroying the Persians would be beneficial to both of them.
The Japanese battleship upon which the Treaty of Sardis was signed had scarcely left the harbor when its crew noticed huge formations of German Panzer tanks approaching the city. With a deafening roar, they ran right through the Persian defense force, leaving no survivors or prisoners in their path. The last thing the crewmen saw was a lone figure with curiously twisted hair and wearing a violet-blue suit leap into the water, never to surface again.
And so, in the year 1802 AD, the once mighty civilization of Persia disappeared into the obscure mists of history.
... to be continued