Random Stories and Fragments

Oh wow, another one of the few Erebusians with Earth-names: Henri. And it's French too :lol: I can't remember, do the Balseraphs use the French voice files?

They do. But in my head I always see them speaking English with an over the top Cockney accent.
 
You know, at first I thought Mary Poppins taming Keelyn would've been a better image, but on second thought, Keelyn-Poppins taming demons is even better :lol:
 
Coming soon to a Balseraph Theatre near you

Mary Poppins with classic tracks such as;

"Just a spoonfull of reagents, helps the summoning go down, the summoning go down, the summoning go down..."

"Perpentechifragilisticexpialidocious, even though the mind of it can be quite attocious"

"Chim-chiminey, Chim-chiminey, chim chim cher oo, e're come my summons, and they comings for you"

"Feed the Cows"
 
You know, at first I thought Mary Poppins taming Keelyn would've been a better image...

In that match-up, I'm gonna place ten gold on Keelyn. Mary Poppins was pretty unflappable, but demons from the darkest abyss tend to make it hard to maintain composure. And really, they're just the icing on a cake made of a complete ignorance of even the simplest concepts of right and wrong, non-existent empathy, and a willingness to kill and torture without the slightest remorse. Oh, and then there's the father... Wait a week, and Mary Poppins will either have quietly slipped out of Jubilee, or be madder than most of its inhabitants. Hell, even Susan Sto Helit of Discworld probably wouldn't be able to do it, though I'd only wager five gold against her.
 
In that match-up, I'm gonna place ten gold on Keelyn. Mary Poppins was pretty unflappable, but demons from the darkest abyss tend to make it hard to maintain composure. And really, they're just the icing on a cake made of a complete ignorance of even the simplest concepts of right and wrong, non-existent empathy, and a willingness to kill and torture without the slightest remorse. Oh, and then there's the father... Wait a week, and Mary Poppins will either have quietly slipped out of Jubilee, or be madder than most of its inhabitants. Hell, even Susan Sto Helit of Discworld probably wouldn't be able to do it, though I'd only wager five gold against her.

It'd be the look on Poppins' face as she tries to impress by closing a few drawers, only for Keelyn to yawn and summon a demon
 
It'd be the look on Poppins' face as she tries to impress by closing a few drawers, only for Keelyn to yawn and summon a demon

Personally, I think it's funnier if you envision a war of steadily increasing acts that goes from magically-assisted temper tantrum to outright mages' battle. It starts with Poppins closing a few drawers, and Keelyn responding by re-opening them... and every other drawer, door, cupboard and other open-able object within a five mile radius and then sticking her tongue out like a defiant child. By the end, they're waging a miniature war with magically animated objects dueling demons in the streets of Jubilee, factions forming amongst its people supporting one side or the other, and Perpentach laughing his ass off the whole time.
 
Personally, I think it's funnier if you envision a war of steadily increasing acts that goes from magically-assisted temper tantrum to outright mages' battle. It starts with Poppins closing a few drawers, and Keelyn responding by re-opening them... and every other drawer, door, cupboard and other open-able object within a five mile radius and then sticking her tongue out like a defiant child. By the end, they're waging a miniature war with magically animated objects dueling demons in the streets of Jubilee, factions forming amongst its people supporting one side or the other, and Perpentach laughing his ass off the whole time.

You should write a story about it!
 
A random Soldier: Sir! Princess Keelyn and her new baby-sitter had started battling each other! now the streets are filled with animated objects dueling demons! Thousands are already DEAD!!!! What are your orders?

Perpentach: (Laughing as he sees a baby-cart armed with tentacles grabbing demons and consuming it and a flying poll making kebobs out of demons all the while demons breathe fire on the objects) KYA-HA HA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Smack*

Soldier: Your Lordship? Your Lordship? call a cleric right now! he has been hit by a flying umbrella...

Soldier 2: Are those zombies?

Soldier: Ugh crap...
 
Oh yeah, did I mention that my chair started bouncing up and down as soon as I wrote that with no apparent reason whatsoever?
 
I want story, I want story, I want story, I want story, me want story :)
 
Opening for my next Night of the Werewolves.

Vara sprinted across the burned fields, her feet throwing up small puffs of dust. Her breath came ragged as short, and the wound in her side twanged with pain. It would need looking to, but not yet. There was more important now. She had to warn them.

Behind her, far behind, she heard a mournful howl, inhuman and piercing, echoing through her bones, and dragging her thoughts to the battle.

The regiment of Crusaders marched into Kwythellar. The city, evacuated in haste, was as of yet intact, aside for a few fires started during the escape. The Crusaders, in practiced order, set up barricades in all of the main streets, brining down buildings, heming the Sheim forces, funneling them in towards the Center of the city, where the Largest part of the regiment was waiting.

The howls renewed her vigor. She stopped a moment, reaching for her canteen, forgetting she had drunk it empty earlier. Then, deciding that speed mattered more than anything, she undid the clasps of her Oath Taker armor, and slid it off, stroking the filigreed runes inscribed on it for the last time. As she took off, the Howls sounded again, closer, accompanied by the stench of Sulfur.

From the hills surrounding the city a low, constant chanting drifted down. The words, demonic in origin, rippled with power. They seemed to draw every evil impulse out of the city and hang it in the air in a sulphurous cloud. The crusadors shifted nervously, many praying out loud to Junil, calling his blessing. These prayers were echoed more forcefully by the Priors behind the lines, chanting to strengthen the resolve of the men. The oath takers paced back and forth, reminding the men by their sole presence of the oaths they had taken at the beginning of the campaign.

Night had fallen and day had risen twice since the battle, and, though she had run nearly constantly, sustained by her faith in Junil and her hope, she saw no changes in the parched ground. It was hard to believe that these were the same lush Kuriotate farmlands that the Bannor crusade had crossed earlier the same week. Of course, farmhouses still stood, but instead of inviting lights and friendly families, they stood abandoned and twisted.

The cloud hung over the regiment for nearly the whole day. As dusk set in, though, the grey color deepened and tinged red, as if with blood. It thickened, and then disappeared. Some of the crusadors cheered, believe Junil to have intervened. But the confessors knew better. They Chanted in unison, trying every blessing they knew to try to stop what was coming. But in vain. As their voices rose to the heavens, the ground beneath their feet crumbled.

It had been days since Vara had eaten, but still she ran. She knew she must have left kuriotate lands long past, and be in her Bannor home, but nothing looked familiar. The landscape was no longer empty, devoid of life, though. A thin growth of wiry plants covered the ground. With every step she took, they cut into her legs and feet. She knew she was leaving a trail of blood behind her, but she didn’t much care, anymore.

From the chasm into which most of the regiment had vanished rose the innumerable hordes of hell. As minor minions and hell hounds broke loose, above them rose the largest Demon any of the bannor had seen. With a roar, he let loose his forces on the tattered remnants of the Proud Bannor Army. In the mere presence of the envoy of the Lord of Hope, the aged wood of the city buckled and smoldered, bursting into flame. The sky itself darkened with the smoke.

Vara stumbled, and, around her, as she struggled to get back up and keep going, she heard a manic cackling. Howls sounded around her, and with a soft padding, a pack of hell hounds appeared out of the darkness. She pulled a blessed knife from her belt, but knew it would be useless. As the laughing continued, she noticed that the hell hounds were restrained on chains of molten fire. From the darkness appeared a shadowy figure, with a long spear in hand. The only light coming from his person were his eyes, glowing a dull red. “You didn’t think you could truly escape the forces of the Infernal, did you?”

As the Crusaders died around her, Vara had felt someone tap her shoulder. Commander Valin Phanuel Oathtaker, General of the Army was behind her. “Run,” he screamed through the sound of chaos.
“what? Vara cried.
“Run! Warn them that Lord Hyborem has moved on Erebus. Do not stop. Do you so Swear?”
“I do!”
“Then I, as an oathtaker, do accept your Oath. Run, and do not Stop until you have succeeded. May Junil be with you.” He turned back towards the battle, and she turned away, to run. For a moment, she turned back and paused, to Look. And in that instant had crossed eyes with a demon crawling out of the pit. As she turned, it smiled at her. Around it, a pack of hellhounds fought.


The demon smiled at her cruelly. “Poor, Poor, fool. You will have eternity to lament your mistakes.”
“Never!” Vara screamed. As the holy runes flared on her knife, she swung it at the demon.
He parried her strike easily, seemingly without thought. “Oh, do give up. This is tedious.”
“No!” Vara’s eyes glowed with righteous anger. “Never. I give my soul to Junil. Your demon lords can go back to hell without it.” And with a quick prayer, she stuck the blade into her own heart, dying as the demon howled in rage.
 
Thomas, can I just say that I absolutely can't believe the cheek of you sometimes, and not in a good way.
 
what, using the name sabel? It's a good bannor name. want me to change it? I will, if you'de like
 
No don't worry. It's fine. It's just that it's polite to ask permission for things like that first that's all :p.
 
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