Comrade Chairman: The First Greek Arab War
Ah comrades, good good you have returned. There is much we have to discuss regarding the Soviet Empire.
But first, what to do with Comrade Ptah. Some say settle him. I say Nyet, this is a stupid decision as the people will look up to one man with repsect and awe??? I tell you all this is not of the proper Soviet mindset, we shall establish a grand Academy where all may come and learn the proper technolgy for Soviet Union.
Now nice Native American Lady come and visit myself asking for diplomatic help.
Do not underestimate your Chairman, he is a man of the people, but he is also a MAN if you catch my drift. We accept the lady's request and cancel open borders with the stupid Greek Arabs.
It also helps that noble Soviet army is just on the border
We do call and politely declare war, we Soviets see what we need and act!
Like so!
We quickly regroup and decide on the next target, thinking of the capital. However
Ah, Greeks are building mine on grassland tile. We do not have access to iron yet but we are not fools!
Maybe we cannot utilize iron yet, but we know this Alexander of the Arabs cannot use it either now, yes?
After losing several brave soldiers to the noble Soviet effort, be continue to buiold more of an army and attack the Arab capital
But wait comrades, we have found out that Pacal of the Chinese now has alphabet
But he is not nice negotiator, offering a useless religious tech for Mathematics. We want IRON PAcap of China, we will accept no less.
So we bring mighty Soviet army to capital of stupid Greek Arabs and
We have another city!
Ah, but I must apologize Comrades, the battle rage has distracted myself and I left these new cities with Arab names. UNACCEPTIBLE! We immediately change the names to proper Russian names.
Yes, much better!
We continue to capture and rename Greek Arab cities
And then out of the ranks a Great General appears, Comrade William
After harsh negotiations, Corade William has learned his proper place and now advises new unit show to fight in proper Soviet fashion rather than go into battle to earn further glory (and power!).
While the Greek Arab war contiued we researched only 2 technologies, Currency and Code of Laws, but important technologies they are!
We also find these captured Arab lands know how to help the state.
Ah, they build a pastureery fast, we like! I should mention that We built a Monument to myself in all cities, whether we had culture from a religion or not! Out of principal we accept NO help from any religion, just to set record stright.
Now once nice lady got alphabet we made a proper trade.
This Egyptian Native American Lady is very smart!
And after iron working we see
Yes, two good sources of iron, including the one in captured Greek Arab land!
We consider keeping a monopoly on Currency but somehow this does not seam the Soviet thing to do, so
I am most sorry Comrades, I forgot, about the stupid Greek Arabs.
Yes very nice city although these Greek Arab cities are NOT on rivers. I fear we shall lower production later but we shall see.
We then take a good look at our eastern border
Yes, I believe Alexander of Arabia has been weakened significantly, let's see what he has to say.
Very generous this Alexander, perhaps he has now shown wisdom!
So let us look at Soviet cities!
Note we have second Soviet Academy in Novrograd now.
We make one final minor trade with nice Lady
Finish Code of Laws and save
I think Soviet people need some additional happiness, do we research calander for silk plantations or construction for collesium? Use Soviets are very proud of our sports abilities!
Our cities are doing vert good!
And technolgy is also good
Little Mayan man from China will trade us Monarchy for Currency, do we take?
And let's look at our rivals
Ah, Nice lady has only 2 cities? We keep her around to trade with. Similar PAcal of China has only 3 cities! Stupid Alexander of Arabia has more thna either, I fear we must look to finish off that threat to Soviet Union fairly soon!
Our graph numbers
And demographics
Ah, Soviet power has already become tops in teh world!
And finally the map.
As you can see there is still much land to settle, so I think we should go that way! We shall settle every piece of land we can, and build Courthouses for proper Soviet Justice and markets to feed the Soviet People. There ar emany spots where we can get happiness I think.
So COmrades, I think Soviet Union is doing very nicely without the stinking capitilistic cottage sytstem!