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ШЭLЄФMЭ ГФ MY LДSГ ГЭSГ ГФ SЭЭ IF ЧФЦ ЄДИ KЭЭP SPДM DФWИ. I ШILL BЭ PLДYIИБ Д VIЄEЯФЧ ЯFЄ SYИГHЭSIS БДME ДS SГДLIИ, 600ДD SГДЯГ. ЦPDДГЭS MДЧ BЭ FЭШ ДИD FДЯ BЭГWЭЭИ SIИЄЭ ГHIS ИЭЭDS ГФ BЭ PЦГ IИГФ FДUЖ FIЯSГ. IF ЧФЦ HДVЭ PЯФBLЭMS ШIГH FДЦЖ ЄYЯILLIЄ, БФ SФMЭШHЭЯЭ ЭLSЭ PLЭДSЭ.

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I, the signer of this document, hereby pledge not to spam this thread or go offtopic, I will not mention Ulm, not the p-word, not CYOA, not G.I Joe, not Cobra, not Transformers, not Politics, not taking this thread hostage. I realize that by doing so Civ'ed will abandon this thread and take his genius elsewhere.
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Translation of what it says in Faux will be given, spoilered, I want to see if you can figure it out first. Spoilers with a T are translation spoilers, spoilers with a P picture spoilers.
So, Faux is gonna rule the world!
Rules other than basics:
I am going to be communist as soon as possible: State Property, Free Religion, Police State, Serfdom.
I'm gonna award Ulmer Cookies!

Civ'ed said:

ШЭLЄФMЭ ГФ MY LДSГ ГЭSГ ГФ SЭЭ IF ЧФЦ ЄДИ KЭЭP SPДM DФWИ. I ШILL BЭ PLДYIИБ Д VIЄEЯФЧ ЯFЄ SYИГHЭSIS БДME ДS SГДLIИ, 600ДD SГДЯГ. ЦPDДГЭS MДЧ BЭ FЭШ ДИD FДЯ BЭГWЭЭИ SIИЄЭ ГHIS ИЭЭDS ГФ BЭ PЦГ IИГФ FДUЖ FIЯSГ. IF ЧФЦ HДVЭ PЯФBLЭMS ШIГH FДЦЖ ЄYЯILLIЄ, БФ SФMЭШHЭЯЭ ЭLSЭ PLЭДSЭ.

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Translation of what it says in Faux will be given, spoilered, I want to see if you can figure it out first. Spoilers with a T are translation spoilers, spoilers with a P picture spoilers.

Spoiler T :

the title is Stalin of Russia: A Faux Cyrillic AAR.
What it says in the OP:
Welcome to my last test to see if you can keep spam down. I will be playing a Viceroy RFC Synthesis game as Stalin, 600AD start. Updates may be few and far between since this needs to be put into Faux first. If you have problems with Faux Cyrillic go somewhere else please.

So, Faux is gonna rule the world!
Rules other than basics:
I am going to be communist as soon as possible: State Property, Free Religion, Police State, Serfdom.
I'm gonna award Ulmer Cookies!

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Also, I demand an IOT update!

I'm playing a normal civ game, only difference is that I will write every thing into Faux Cyrillic as to give the feel that it's one of those Russia got America things (which will happen )

Civ'ed said:

I'm playing a normal civ game, only difference is that I will write every thing into Faux Cyrillic as to give the feel that it's one of those Russia got America things (which will happen )

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Look at the bolded parts.

I agree. Can you post translations for us though?

The Cookies are called Ulmer cookies and I'm not planning on changing that.
Translations are in spoilers marked T so you don't have to wade through tons of Cyrillic.

Sorry, late at night, must have skipped over it.

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mayor

Chapter 1: The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming!
(note: As a welcome gift glorious Stalin gives you an episode without Faux)
We found Moscow

A while later we found Kiev and meet the Byzzies in the process

We move towards Estonia and meet the Vikings, no dude, we don't have a single coastal city yet, thanks for asking

We meet Charles V of the Germans, he's speechless at Stalin's greatness

We found Sevastopol and rename Kiev Kyiv
And here's the state of the Empire Glorious SSR:

EDIT: Cookie to the person who gets he reference in the title!

wow, very good story.

Stalin of Russia: A Fake Cyrillic AAR is the title.

the chapter title :facepalm:

The British are coming, the British are coming!
I think that might be easy for us Amerikans.

wrong

Faux is false and reference to the fact that you don't really use Cyrillic but use a Cyrillic lettertype when you type the Cyrillic parts

(If you try a little you can read those passages without the spoiler=T)

Oh, its a movie!

• Here's your cookie, Red_Spy!
It's a 1966 American Comedy about a Russian Sub which has stranded on the New England coast. Just about the first movie poster to use Faux Cyrillic.

CHДPTЗЯ 2: IИ TSДЯIST ЯЦSSIД, THIS JФКЭ DФЗS ЙФT ШФЯК
Д CФФКIЗ TФ THЭ PЗЯSФИ ШHФ CДTCHЭS THЗ ЯЭFЗЯЭЙCЗ!

ДFTЗЯ THЭ SHФЯT ЦPDДTЗ ШHЭЯЗ УФЦ GФT TФ LЭДЯИ Д ЙФИ-CЧЯILLIC ЯЦSSIД, STДLIЙ DЗCIDЭD TФ SCЯЗЩ ШITH УФЦ ДИD DФ ЭVЗЯЧTHIЙG IИ FДЦЖ. QЦЭSTIФЙS? ЯФФM 101 IS ФVЗЯ THЭЯЗ

FIЯST, ШЗ DISCФVЭЯ MЗDITДTIФИ, STДLIЙ IMMЭDIДTЗLУ ИДTIФЙДLIZЭS THЗ ДSSЭTS.


ЬУZZIЗS, ЪЧZZIЭS! ФH, ШФЗ ЦPФИ TSДЯЭVICH STДLIЙ! ЩЗ MЦST GФ ДSК SФMЭ ЯДИDФM PДGДЙ GФD ДБФЦT ШHДT TФ DФ IИ STДLIЙ'S STДTЗ TЭMPLЗS.



ЯДGИДЯ ДSКS ЦS TФ GФ TФ ШДЯ ЩITH GЗЯMДЙУ, ШЭ SДЧ ИФ. ЩЗ TЦЯЙ CДTHФLIC (STДLIИIST ЬЯДЙCH, TУVM) IИ THЭ PЯФCЗSS, ЭSPЗCIДLLЧ IЙ SЭVДSTФPФL.



I TДКЗ Д PЭЗК ДT THЭ MЗЯC SCЯЭЗИ ДЙD SЭЗ THЭУ'ЯЗ ДLL FЯФM CHIИД/JДPДЙ/MФИGФLIД/SФMЭШHЗЯЭ ДLФЙG THЗ LIИЭS ФF КФЯЗДS. ФЙЭ ФF THЗM IS Д CДTДPHЯДCT. ДИD IS PФLУЙЗSIДИ.



ШЗ MЭЗT THIS MДDДMЭ

ДИD THIS CHДPPУ

STДLIИ SДУS ДЬSTДIЙ TФ THЗ ДPФSTФLIC PДLДCЭ, SФ ШHЗИ Д PЭДCЗКЭЗPIЙG VФTЭ CФMЗS ЩЭ ДЪSTДIИ. SPДIЙ ШILL HДVЗ TФ DФ ЩITHФЦT SЭVДSTФPФLIC SЦPPФЯT.



ДИD SФ ШЗ CФЙCLЦDЭ THЗ FIЯST ЦPDДTЭ IИ FДЦЖ.

ИФTЗ: I'M ЦSIЙG THIS ШЭЬSITЗ TФ GЭT MУ CЧЯILLIC, IT'LL GФ MЦCH FДSTЗЯ ИФЩ.

Please try figuring out the text FIRST, then open the T spoilers.

Is there still Resource degeneration in the mod?

УЦp, thЗЯЭ is