Imperium Offtopicum IX

As usual the French dont care to answear our charges against them, because they know that they are wrong.

GAIZ, take this to the other forum! There's something like 30 Germans who'd like to get a gab in edgeways!

Also, this may be relevant to M. Miles' interests.

/gets home from school
/reads thread

...Well, this update is going to get interesting

New Kinichikia thanks the SUDS for their aid against the imperial Austrain power; may our armies bring peace, order, stability, & freedom to their lands.

As for our view on the matter, the lands of ????istan were in chaos; we attacked, with the aid of Coruscant & the ESACM, to bring stability & order to ????istan. And also to end the zombie menace.

christos200 said:

Rise and Fall of Israel: A story of French Imperialism and Hypocrisy

Israel was a newly created Kingdom, when King David took the throne. The King wanted good relation with all states of the world, except the Nazi for obvious reasons.

Israel offered trade and peace to France. Instead the French started posting insults against the King and the jewish religion.

Israel decided to negotiate with France, and with the help of the Zulu they came to an agreement.

However, the French had found a chance to create a puppet state in the middle east. The French threaten Israel to invade for no reason, if the King didnt give up its powers. France treated Israel not as an indepdent nation but as slaves.

So the French started a war in the name of freedom ( a lie that imperialist France used to start an imperialistic war.). A war that would kill millions in the name of freedom, if King David didnt chose to give up his powers, although the majority of the people supported Monarchy.

However when France found a new puppet state, it betrayed again Israel and overthrew the government.

French, killers of nations!!

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The High Councilman sat down on the chair, his white cloak a stark contrast from the black wall behind him. With a small gesture, the recording began.
"Good evening, nation of unknownistan. A certain message has come to my attention, in which you call the Brotherhood a puppet-state. It sems that you need a history lesson, whoever wrote that message."
The High Councilman cleared his throat and continued. "My ancestors come from a nation once known as Yemen, which was on the southern coast of the Arabian Peninsula. When the world erupted into chaos, the nation broke apart. Sqare kilometer by square kilometer, my ancestors restored order and turned their way of life into a form of a republic-the best hunters leading the populace-and suceeded in making the Brotherhood flourish economically, and be a leader in stealth technology. Every five years an election is held for a new High Councilman, and the Council has 2 new members every year. Only recently, however, have we brought ourselves to global recognition. And yet you cal us a pupet state. We did conquer Israel, but of our own fre will. Refer to us as a puppet state again and your nation shall be terminated. Farewell."
The cameraman stopped recording and turned his laptop on as the High Councilman left and steped into the helicopter. Five minutes later, the message was sent.

With the lands in China liberated from the clutches of ???istan. The Republic starting to stay true to their pledge and send their support to stab into the heart of ???istan. The ???istan Express made their trek across the North Pole and into the heart of ???istan, dropping their payload. The Military brass in the Republic has determined that the European Theater of the war would largely be in the realm of softening up the illegal imperialist state, not outright conquer the territories in Europe.

The Marine division of the Republic Army have been sanding ready aboard the Katsuragi to make their beach landings and aid their counterparts in Europe. Given the news of a zombie menace, the Marines did not flinched an inch. They've seen this kind of stuff before and are well prepared for the zombie apocalypse within ???istan.

On the home front, the Republic is not letting down it's guard. With as many as three quarters of the Coruscanti Earthians belonging to the Republic National Guard and Civil Defense Organizations. The Republic has harden it's home territories on Earth. While on the political front, due to the war, the elections have been delayed. With lessening tensions from SUDS and ESACM, many Corellian and Coruscanti politicians believe that the Republic should turn away from being a child who throws temper tantrums at even the most minor provocation. The Nova Terrans and their Earthbound cousins are slowly deicing their attitudes, but not as quickly as there Corellians and Coruscanti bretherans. Governor Hanna Antilles has recently been voicing that it should look towards the JLA as a model for the Republic to, in her words "Grow up".

Given that the Republic is suddenly a topic in So what is your view on the matter?, Ayane has requested an interview with Victor Miles, along with Hanna Antilles.

To Chancellor Ayane of the space colonialists.

Yes yes I know... you’re angry I use that term but tough luck. It appears though that the S.U.D.S officials are less willing to tell you that in public but that because their stomachs shrunk. I was chosen to serve as the voice of the Shadow Directory by the Shadow Directory for the Shadow Directory because my stomach was made of stone. Now I have been issued by them to... serve as a carrier pigeon for the S.U.D.S to you in the matter of our common enemy: ???istan. Sadly my official duty is to try to give you the rights of open borders... including shorting out where you would park your crafts in our territory. Naturally we seek to study these crafts but... I am a bit of a nosy parker you know and honesty is sometimes the best policy. Still: it is still my unofficial pleasure to try to insult you as much as the Taunting Knights would. Problem?

Now for a secondary issue that I cannot believe I, the Voice of Spies, have been issued to deliver: Victor Miles. I am not a fan of Mr Miles but the entire Shadow Guild seems to be made up of his fans. This tires I. Still... if your wishing to interview him I better warn ya that I too desire to be interviewed by him... just to tell him what he really is. We might end up on the same edition if we are lucky enough. I will look forward to label you a space imperialist on air... just to make you mad. Problem?

Hope you stop having issues about us natives being interested in your toys.

George Chaput, who the Shadow Directive has trusted to talk to people with lesser brains then them.

P.S: do not complain me as part of the S.U.D.S as a whole. The diplomatic service of the S.U.D.S encourages all officials to give their view on the matter. Plus you are a space colonialist. This is my view. Again: problem?

George Chaput, are you trying to incite another diplomatic incident ?

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Zulu proposes a defensive pact with both the JLA and SUDS.

Kinich-Ahau said:

I have no problems with the Republic of Coruscant joining PEACE; fellow PEACE members, what are your opinions on the matter?

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Any updates with this? Since the Republic is still interested in joining PEACE .

I predict a lot of border disputes this turn. Make me proud folks!

Next update won't be until Friday or Saturday. Finals week and on Friday I'll be free for two or three months.

CivGeneral said:

Any updates with this? Since the Republic is still interested in joining PEACE .

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I seem to recall Australia expressing approval at the idea; with the disintegration of Denmarji, I see no reason why you can't join.

To President Yaqesh of the Zulus

I am here to send two request: the first is your response to ???istan. The second is concern that you may have claimed some of our claims and our request to short this issue out diplomatically without causing problems to our relations. Both are issues that must be tackled with utmost precision. I also wish to agree to the Defence Pact and remind you about our offer of allaince from our meeting.

I hope you pick the best choices

Grand Premier Abel Roux

The Holonet Net News has given Governor Hanna Antilles a special interview by Diana Allers after news that the Governor has decided to throw her hat into the Chancellor elections. Victor Miles personally went to the Centennial Phoenix for an exclusive with the candidate.

"Hello, this is Diana Allers. I am here to interview with Governor Hanna Antilles, a candidate for the Chancellorship of the Republic" Allers then turns to Hanna "So what prompted you to return back to the Chancellorship?"

"I figured it's time to bring the Republic back to it's roots"

"It's imperial roots?"

"No, way back. To the roots of the Rebellion during Palpatine's reign. Many don't know that we were refugees from the Galactic Empire. Two ships, the Mayflower II and the Intrepid fled Imperial space with the help of the loosely organized Rebel factions. Sadly, the Intrepid was intercepted by an Imperial patrol over Uton V."

"So the refugees did not stay and fight the Galactic Empire?"

"You would have to understand what was going on at the time. The Corellian Treaty was just being composed and the refugees were not in a position to go head to head against the Galactic Empire and the Delegation of 2000 were being persecuted."

"Why chose Earth?"

"It was the only part of the galaxy that's not on the radar of the Galactic Empire. Knowing what we know now, and especially now after the Cataclysm, we could have gone to Nova Terra. But that planet would not be discovered until years later."

"I take it the Republic's history was a rough one"

"That's correct Ms. Allers. Initially, against my advice, the colonists decided to simply hide the ship and it's contents on Republic Island and go through the epochs of human history starting with the Roman Republic. Consequently, we had to fight off barbanians. During the sacking of New London, I protected my only son" points to the two scars on her cheek "and gotten these in the process and eventually found a small starfighter inside the Mayflower II and went off into my self-imposed exile as a smuggler under the alias 'Iella C. Starkiller'."

"What of the rest of the history"

"My son, brought me up to speed after we were reunited. The Republic recovered itself after the barbarian horde on Republic Island and made a second attempt to settle in southeastern Connecticut though we had to deal with the aggressive Barbanians to the south of us who's only policy was to subjugate the young Republic during the Barbanian War."

"What about the one's you call 'Neo-Nazis'?"

"These Nazis lead by Vicky Mellor would make Dolfy's head spin and would rant how she is making his reformed Nazis look bad. They had the same policy as the Barbanians, subjugate the Republic. The end of the War of '96' was marked by the Bully Wars, which are a series of wars by the bullies of Little Fitchburg who's manifesto consisted of making the Republic and her citizens a living hell by insulting and belittle them. The Neo Nazis tried to make there resurgence yet had no match against the more modern Republic." Hanna paused for a moment then continued on "The Republic helped found the German Republic after the War of '96', though eventually with the changing climate in a post 9/11 word applied to join into the Republic."

"Interesting history. I can see the Republic has developed to be more paranoid."

"Unfortunately so. The Republic has been abused so many times in it's early history that having an edge to protect the homeland became an importance and is reluctant to offer any advanced techs to other nations out of the risk of having that tech used against us. Sell a robber a shotgun, he'd more than likely turn around and use it against the shopkeeper. Too much blood has been split protecting our lands and people from outside aggressors. If we lost everything, it would mean that the efforts of our forefathers meant nothing."

"Hermann Fegelein stated; 'As much as they deny the imperial title, that is their historical function'. What's your reaction to that?"

Hanna adjusts herself and crosses her legs "It seems that everyone is tossing around that name around like if it was going out of style. The 'Imperial Era' ended the moment the Republic took to the stars and reunited with the New Republic, though in bad shape after the Thrawn Crisis. The New Republic, by it's own will, annexed into the Republic. Given the rise of Mariko's Second Galactic Empire, the Imperial title has became a sticky and touchy issue to many Coruscantians. Despite the existence of the archaic Imperial Party, which is a legacy party dating back from the War of '96' who's policies basically revolves around Roosevelt's Big Stick theory. The recent casting around of 'Imperial' as an epithet caused many to change parties to ether the Hanji Mon Party or the Republic Firebird Party." Hanna takes a sip of water "I personally wrote the Kusanagi-Antilles Act to sever all 'Imperial Legacy' from the Republic at the dawn of the Second Galactic Civil War."

"What was the Kusanagi-Antilles Act?"

"It's a law that severs any ties that we had with the Galactic Empire from the Republic. From as simple as replacing the Republic Emblems with a Firebird variant emblem that closely resembles that of the Rebel Alliance and the New Republic to as complex as reorganizing our military structure and the reorganizing the Storm Commandos into the Republic Rangers. This was done to show that the Republic has stepped away from the old Imperial Age."

Inquisitive, Diana tilts her head "From the Republic's perspective, what was the Imperial Age?"

"Initially, it was an expansion into the New England states then expansion into other planets and moons before reuniting with the New Republic. Though the Republic does stresses that it does not pursue world domination."

"So the Republic wishes to go on soft power?"

"That's the direction I wish the Republic would take. The Republic has been too much reliant on hard power. Again as a result of it's abusive history. There is only so much hard power that one nation to take on before the dog bites back, and I seek to avoid that." Hanna takes another sip of water "Going from a hard power to a soft power foreign policy is going to take some work. People are still going to assume that were going to come in all smiles and entering in like we own the place and some people are still going to assume that were space colonist or space imperials. That's why I'm looking at the Justice League of America's foreign policy as a model."

"We all know about the Downfallgate, what would you have done differently than what Ayane has done?"

"I would have acknowledged their Cease-and-desist order and peruse the appropriate channels and acknowledge my mistake of not perusing it beforehand. Domestically, I would have settled the people down and tell them the situation as to not make the Downfall Gang the bad guys."

"What would you do during your first months in office?"

"I would meet with Hitler of ESACM and Grand Premier Abel Roux to repair relations between our two nations. Of course, I would request an audience with these two leaders as to avoid the perception of 'waltzing in like we own the place' and further emphasize our foreign policy transition from a hard power to a soft one."

"What about the Republic Military? Where would they fit in?"

"The use of military coercion is to be used as an absolute last resort or if we are threatened by another power seeking to bully us."

"I overheard that Ayane has plans to include you in her interview with Victor Miles. What are your thoughts on this?"

"For starters, I hope the agent provocateur from SUDS does not cause my daughter-in-law to recreate "Say What Again!" scene from Pulp Fiction when he starts tossing that epithet around. Primarily, I'd like to clear up a bunch of misconceptions about the Republic."

Thank you Hanna and I wish you luck for your election, or should I say re-election into the Chancellorship.

-during the break from interviewing, Miles quickly observed his email via his Node Phone and sent a quick message to Chancellor Ayane, clicking send at the end of the commercials-

To Aya

I will conduct you into one of my shows but alas with your friend wishing to come along I best set up a debate. So happens both Professor Vladimir Ozerov, the head of the S.U.D.S’s Department of Science and Research, and George Chaput, the head of the Shadow Guild’s communications and the Voice of Spies for the Shadow Directory, are in line to also be on my show. With 4 will be a grand interview.

I will arrange the show after I finish interviewing the master of antics.

Via la debate!

Victor Miles

OOC: I hope it's going to be a civil debate and not devolve into one that makes Rush Limbaugh's show tame.

OOC: It will depend on how things go on. The Professor will not cause conflict. The Voice of Spies though likes trolling.

Once the current interview ends I will set up the next debate. I say it will be set at the University of Paris.

Last time on



From the desk of Superman:
Well I hope you Idiots are happy. Hitler continues to be the nicest man alive and Batman has done the worst thing possible. He's gotten me Sober. If I have to suffer you all suffer. with me.

To France, I WISH you could send my alkohol, but Batman would find it, he's find it and replace it with some kind of caffeine drink without anybody knowing. You can have the rest of Ireland for 25 RP. You more then have enough.

Also while we can understand the call to denounce ???istan, Teahadistan has been a better neighbour then we expected. We won't denounce them just for thinking about doing things you dislike.

We have been friends with Cascadia for a long time, but so far they have not asked for foreign intervention. We have to respect their desire to deal with things themselves. Funneling money into them or invading them will only prolong things.

To Zulu, We unfortunately have to refuse a DP while the world is in chaos, especially if you are also aligning yourselves with France. I understand why you wish to make some friends quickly, after spending all of your RP. We will consider a true alliance with someone if they are not further entangled in foreign affairs. Only yourself and Hitlers ESACM seem valid so far.

Remember.

I'm Superman.

I'm Sober.

And I'm watching you all.

To Superman

I have been sent by the Shadow Directory for the Shadow Guild for the Socialist Union of Democratic States to inform you two things. First is that a shipment of resources (made up of 25 RP) are on their way to your land in return for the whole of Ireland to be a member of the S.U.D.S.

The second is about your drinks. The Shadow Directory feels you are in need of those most blessed drinks: spirits. I have been asked to ask the Freelance Police to conduct a investigation of a old boat that crashed on the edge of Manhattan. You must get the drink from the crates before Sam & Max finds the... goods or Batman decides to visit Manhattan. Whatever the case get me Sam’s & Max’s autographs... for my natural plots of course.

Via la secrets!

George Chaput, the Voice of Spies.

P.S: I attached a good war song with this email. It may relate to the current crusade against ???istan but I guess everyone may deny it... even if it is true in some pragmatic occurrences.


Link to video.

From: Governor Hanna Antilles

To: Superman

I'd like to offer you a shipment of Corellian Ale and some Sake. They will be in a box that Batman cannot get into.