KotOR Mafia - game thread
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Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
Darkside Gungans? That's redundant. Their existence can only be a plot by the evil Darth Lucas to destroy the entire Star Wars Universe.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
To be fair, the dumb-donkey Senate helped with that a lot.
People blindly following counterproductive voting trends. Where have I seen that recently...
Also, every single other use of "blindly following" in mafia games has come from mafia, usually in response to my existence as a player within said game.
People blindly following counterproductive voting trends. Where have I seen that recently...
Also, every single other use of "blindly following" in mafia games has come from mafia, usually in response to my existence as a player within said game.
Why would anyone learn English anyway? I already speak American, no use in another language. 
NIGHT EIGHT
Another fierce firefight happened on the rooftops. Takhisis's head was still ringing with maternal complaints about unremoved garbage and unmade beds, but he was too hooked onto the game to notice. Badoom! Pish! Explosion! He gazed at the fireworks onscreen.
NedimNapoleon was found dead!
Spoiler :
All Result PMs have been sent.
The following items have been put up for auction:
- An absurdly sharp-bladed lightsabre, at the bargain price of eight (8) credits!
- A fashionable blaster pistol, at the bargain price of four (4) credits!
- A melee-ranged vibro-blade, at the bargain price of two (2) credits!
Vote for a person to be lynched in bold.
(if applicable) Bid prices for the lightsabre in Red, for the blaster pistol in Blue and for the vibro-blade in Sienna!
It is now Day Nine. It will last for 48 hours.
List of players
2. choxorn
4. mechaerik
6. Buddhafish
7. Backwards Logic
8.
9. Dreadnought
10. BSmith1068
11. Verarde
13. Beefy187
14. classical_hero
15. topsecret
16. dcmort93
17. askthepizzaguy
18. DoubleA
19. Jarrema
23. DaveShack bis
24. Mergle
28. The Black Knigh
29. Gone 3 the Celt
31. JoanK
32. Xenoneb
36. Earthling
38. SamSniped bis
39. Winston Hughes
vote: askthepizzaguy
Sorry, pizza ol' buddy. I never had any intention of trying to help you win this game, but the moment you started talking about me being like a teammate was the moment I decided to actively sell you down the river. Cheap, crude manipulation, and frankly offensive to my determinedly neutral sentiments. It was one thing to keep quiet about your scumminess when that was all you asked, but another thing altogether to meet your demands for loyal obedience. And, in the end, while you talked a big talk, neither your carrot nor your stick ever looked like living up to the boasts. The way you let me get away with both failing to hand over the lightsabre, and voting against you yesterday, confirmed for me that you're nowhere near as powerful as you've been claiming.
Sorry, pizza ol' buddy. I never had any intention of trying to help you win this game, but the moment you started talking about me being like a teammate was the moment I decided to actively sell you down the river. Cheap, crude manipulation, and frankly offensive to my determinedly neutral sentiments. It was one thing to keep quiet about your scumminess when that was all you asked, but another thing altogether to meet your demands for loyal obedience. And, in the end, while you talked a big talk, neither your carrot nor your stick ever looked like living up to the boasts. The way you let me get away with both failing to hand over the lightsabre, and voting against you yesterday, confirmed for me that you're nowhere near as powerful as you've been claiming.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
Vote: askthepizzaguy
Wait for it.....
Wait for it.....
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
So, what should we talk about this round?
Shall I discuss my awesome powers of manipulation? My treacherous, devious nature... should we perhaps reveal the extent of my evil?
Or perhaps we should talk about that one thing you fear the most: Capo IV all over again.
Let the hate begin.
Shall I discuss my awesome powers of manipulation? My treacherous, devious nature... should we perhaps reveal the extent of my evil?
Or perhaps we should talk about that one thing you fear the most: Capo IV all over again.
Let the hate begin.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
So let me tell you exactly what makes Jedi so weak:
It all comes down to the kinds of crystals they use in their 'lightsabers'.
Right, Jarrema? You know what I'm talking about. But let's speak plainly: The answer is balls.
None of them have any balls. You know, the kind that float around and shoot practice lasers at you.
I seem to have stolen all of them, and now, I have an absurd amount of balls that seem to hang in mid-air. Now, I'm not for a second saying that I am light in the balls, or the loafers, but I am a bit swifter on the uptake and a lot more cunning than the rest, especially the Jedi. And I'm the one with all the balls.
And, it's funny, every single time I whip them out, and ask someone to practice deflecting the white projectiles that come forth, they get zapped. Right in the face. Even with a blast shield on your helmet.
Let me tell you, if anyone's helmet needs a blast shield right now, that would be Mergle. Because, as you know, of the uh.... inherent firepower contained within an entire fleet of battleships. Like, enough to obliterate an entire planet. That kind of firepower.
It's the kind of firepower that cannot be blocked. Cannot be tracked. Cannot be stopped in any way, shape, or form.
But there's more! There's LOTS, LOTS more! You see, I spent the first half-dozen nights of this game completing my Star Forge mission, and with that, comes the kind of power only an extremely cocky Pizzaguy could ever need, facing down an entire town like this. Its power is so awesome, that you missed your chance to ever lynch me in this game yesterday.
You silly Jedi. I bought enough votes to survive and here I stand. Now, with an unstoppable fleet of battleships, your time has come. I will relish the coming slaughter, the kind of slaughter every mafioso hopes to achieve... out in the open, indestructible.
But I'll make it sporting. I still have two mafia partners. If you can lynch both of them, then you might be able to stop me. You just might.
But you're going to need to start using your brains, for your investigatory powers are now rendered useless. Just as I warned you would happen... all... along.
And if you find the brains lacking, you could always try using those orb-shaped remote droids. Use the balls, Luke.
It all comes down to the kinds of crystals they use in their 'lightsabers'.
Right, Jarrema? You know what I'm talking about. But let's speak plainly: The answer is balls.
None of them have any balls. You know, the kind that float around and shoot practice lasers at you.
I seem to have stolen all of them, and now, I have an absurd amount of balls that seem to hang in mid-air. Now, I'm not for a second saying that I am light in the balls, or the loafers, but I am a bit swifter on the uptake and a lot more cunning than the rest, especially the Jedi. And I'm the one with all the balls.
And, it's funny, every single time I whip them out, and ask someone to practice deflecting the white projectiles that come forth, they get zapped. Right in the face. Even with a blast shield on your helmet.
Let me tell you, if anyone's helmet needs a blast shield right now, that would be Mergle. Because, as you know, of the uh.... inherent firepower contained within an entire fleet of battleships. Like, enough to obliterate an entire planet. That kind of firepower.
It's the kind of firepower that cannot be blocked. Cannot be tracked. Cannot be stopped in any way, shape, or form.
But there's more! There's LOTS, LOTS more! You see, I spent the first half-dozen nights of this game completing my Star Forge mission, and with that, comes the kind of power only an extremely cocky Pizzaguy could ever need, facing down an entire town like this. Its power is so awesome, that you missed your chance to ever lynch me in this game yesterday.
You silly Jedi. I bought enough votes to survive and here I stand. Now, with an unstoppable fleet of battleships, your time has come. I will relish the coming slaughter, the kind of slaughter every mafioso hopes to achieve... out in the open, indestructible.
But I'll make it sporting. I still have two mafia partners. If you can lynch both of them, then you might be able to stop me. You just might.
But you're going to need to start using your brains, for your investigatory powers are now rendered useless. Just as I warned you would happen... all... along.
And if you find the brains lacking, you could always try using those orb-shaped remote droids. Use the balls, Luke.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
Oh, another fun thing. I get to do this:
Neutrals and darksiders:
You're not my target. Simply claim to me privately, and I will verify your claim personally. My scanning powers aren't limited to weapons by any means.
I also have money that Winston was going to get, and since I have no use for it, and he doesn't want it, there's also that.
Opposing Sith:
I won't BSmith you. You are my target. Eventually. Like, after we wipe out all the Jedi. There's a chance they take down my teammates by then.
I refer you to a Bridge Zhou Far, the game wherein the town was taken down by two opposing mafia teams. The idea is you don't fire shots at each other until town is completely beaten; the deadlock being decided by the townies on their way out, weakening whichever team they happen to strike. The larger, stronger team wins. No actual intermafia war takes place.
You can remain hidden if you feel it's tactically wise. But I don't want to hit you with any of my shots, and I promise you all of them will miss if you simply contact me and tell me who else you need dead every night. Consider me an extension of your team. A powerful extension. With a very long sabre.
Jedi:
Nobody is rooting for your clan of buddy-buddy scanners. Everyone hates them. Town is supposed to be an uninformed majority, not a cabal of votes no one can oppose. I exist to destroy detectives and banish them to the netherworld of the Force, and destroy the single-minded pro-town wagons.
Die painfully, my Masters.
Neutrals and darksiders:
You're not my target. Simply claim to me privately, and I will verify your claim personally. My scanning powers aren't limited to weapons by any means.
I also have money that Winston was going to get, and since I have no use for it, and he doesn't want it, there's also that.
Opposing Sith:
I won't BSmith you. You are my target. Eventually. Like, after we wipe out all the Jedi. There's a chance they take down my teammates by then.
I refer you to a Bridge Zhou Far, the game wherein the town was taken down by two opposing mafia teams. The idea is you don't fire shots at each other until town is completely beaten; the deadlock being decided by the townies on their way out, weakening whichever team they happen to strike. The larger, stronger team wins. No actual intermafia war takes place.
You can remain hidden if you feel it's tactically wise. But I don't want to hit you with any of my shots, and I promise you all of them will miss if you simply contact me and tell me who else you need dead every night. Consider me an extension of your team. A powerful extension. With a very long sabre.
Jedi:
Nobody is rooting for your clan of buddy-buddy scanners. Everyone hates them. Town is supposed to be an uninformed majority, not a cabal of votes no one can oppose. I exist to destroy detectives and banish them to the netherworld of the Force, and destroy the single-minded pro-town wagons.
Die painfully, my Masters.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
Non-Jedi townies:
Notice the difference between blue and green. I need the blue guys dead, and the red guys dead.
The green guys and the grey guys are not my target. If you want to live to see the fireworks, claim and ye shall be spared.
Notice the difference between blue and green. I need the blue guys dead, and the red guys dead.
The green guys and the grey guys are not my target. If you want to live to see the fireworks, claim and ye shall be spared.
