Zack Mafia IV: Birthday Bash [GAME THREAD]
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Zack
99% hot gas
End of Day 1
It had been a long, hard day of being silly and voting for other people to eat various food items. However, everyone was very pleased with the meals.
"The catering was top-notch; everyone should hire these guys, their food is great and they're all also really good-looking people," praised one of the cooks as he was making dinner.
Additionally, everyone raved about how Zack was such an excellent host.
When interviewed by himself about this, he was more than happy to say, "Everyone kept coming up to me and saying, 'Gee, Zack, I really want you to have this delicious pie' and 'your hosting prowess is off the charts' and most of all, 'can I just say, you're devilishly handsome?'. So I think it's safe to say that I've done a great job here, especially considering there haven't been any casualties yet."
After the cooks and host were done talking about how great the cooking and hosting was, the time had come for the contentious matter of who got the pie and who got the cabbage to be settled.
When presented with the pie, Zack ate it gracefully and handsomely. He started licking his fingers sensually, then stopped and laughed.
"Oh my! I forgot how much of a sausage fest these things are. We need to get some ladies, specifically any hiding elsewhere, participating in very similar activities to the ones going on here, but refusing to participate in the activities here, even if those ladies had been and still are one of the most beloved and respected participants to ever participate in these activities."
The guests were overcome with emotion.
"Oh, Zack, what a saint. What a handsome saint."
"We just really love you and want to show that by watching you eat that yummy pie."
The cries of "Hey, none of us said either of those things!" went ignored.
"Anyways, that was delicious. Unfortunately, since there was no consensus on who should eat the cabbage, I'm instead going to pretend it's a basketball and shoot it into the trash can like a douchebag."
After Zack did the deed, everyone went off to their rooms (luckily and conveniently, Zack's palace had precisely dozens of rooms, more than enough for the party's guests) for the night.
Some would not wake up in the morning...
But most would.
BUT SOME WOULDN'T! OOOOH! SCARY!
Night One ends in
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ALIVE:
35 / 35
atheotes
azzaman333
BigTin
BSmith1068
Buddhafish
choxorn
CivCube
classical_hero
DaveShack
Dreadnought
Dumanios
ELITEOFWARMAN8
GhostWriter16
Gone 3 the Celt
JoanK
Joecoolyo
johnhughthom
Kennigit
MartinLuther
Mat93
mayor
mechaerik
Mergle
NedimNapoleon
NinjaCow64
robbiecon
SamSniped
spaceman98
Takhisis
The Black Knigh
topsecret
Verarde
Visorslash
Xenoneb
Zack
DEAD:
0 / 35
No one...
yet.
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
Meh, no deaths yet? What a disappointment.
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
Because reputation. I had higher expectations. Although in fact I'm just trying to get the Takhisis award, so you shut up or I won't be able to.
Zack
99% hot gas
Maybe the twist is that there is no twist.
mechaerik
Tuturuu!
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
Oh noez! 
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
The Green Monster!
Approved by me. Although I do admit they suck this year
/RedSoxFanInHiding
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
Lawl.
Gone 3 the Celt
MunchieMobile
Approved by me. Although I do admit they suck this year
/RedSoxFanInHiding
lol the sox
/NatsFanNotInHidingForTheFirstTimeEver
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lol the socks
/IsAustraliaDoesNotWatchBaseball
/IsAustraliaDoesNotWatchBaseball
Zack
99% hot gas
lol the sox
/thirdtimesthecharm
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