Zack Mafia IV: Birthday Bash [GAME THREAD]

JoanK said:

I encourage the remaining Nazi/Nazis to nightkill Zack. My guts tell me he be Death.

Or if he's not, I encourage the remaining Horsemen to kill him, he may be a Nazi. The Nazi Capo. Or something like that.

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Are you calling me Hitler and Death?

No, only one of them.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

He's just a poor boy, nobody loves him.

Which means that the Nazis and Horsemen should both attempt to kill him.

Mergle, I have school. I had no idea for today's lynch, so I voted the last person I saw was scummy and I voted him. Worked out pretty well.

But yeah, this game is picking up. There were a lot of posts today.

Zack said:

You guys are all a bunch of disgusting racists.

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Ja, ve are.

Zack said:

Sorry, I was doing college essays and forgot. On the way.

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Zat's my excuse, Amerikaner!

I should clarify. Application essays. Not term papers or anything.

Sorry I didn't post, lack of computer access.

Verarde should be next. Let's roll town!

choxorn said:

He's just a poor boy, nobody loves him.

Which means that the Nazis and Horsemen should both attempt to kill him.

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Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

The nazis are most likely totally wiped out (to continue with my scummyness and my PISes) so only Death and War remains. War was inactive last nigh or atleast didn't send in an order, that would be a clue. Sad news that it is the two killing powers that are left, we will probably be only 6 when the day begins. Mislynch tomorrow and we lose.

Until I dun see a "The Nazi faction has been eliminated" or something like that, I'm going to assume there are Nazis out there.

Buddhafish's head should be the next to roll.

Why? Because you look scummy?

The killer crept into his unsuspecting victim's bedroom, grinning mischievously. He'd never see it coming. The killer quietly closed the bedroom door behind him, lightly stepping further into the room, towards the victim's bed. The killer checked on his victim. Sound asleep, sprawled in bed. The killer nodded to himself, then pulled out his pistol from his jacket and placed it against the victim's temple. He fired once.

Nothing.

He fired again.

Same result.

The victim yawned, groggily and slowly waking up at the sound of the noise. "What the hell..."

When he saw Xenoneb standing there, holding a gun at his head, the victim was clearly enraged. He jumped out of bed, the additional bullets Xenoneb firing having no visible effect on the "victim".

"Please, don't hurt me!" pleaded Xenoneb, dropping his weapon to the floor and cowering.

"How dare you try to kill me at my own party. HOW DARE YOU. You will suffer for this."

Zack then reached down with his hand and plucked Xenoneb's head clean off. He then pressed the intercom on the wall.

"Housekeeping, I've got a body to clean up..."



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"I must warn you, I'm an unstoppable duelist. I've already won not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, but seven duels. You don't stand a chance." The Black Knigh taunted his opponent with supreme arrogance.

Buddhafish frowned. "That can't possibly be true."

"Maybe not," confessed the Black Knigh. "But there's nothing wrong with stretching the truth a little." The Black Knigh stretched out his hand, apparently for a handshake, at maximum pun efficiency.

Reluctantly, Buddhafish motioned to shake his opponent's hand. Quick as a cat, The Black Knigh rescinded the handshake, his hand snapping back and slapping Buddhafish in the face. TBK followed this dog-slap up with a Carmelo-esque circling backpedal around the room, much to Buddhafish's disgust.

"I always triumph! Haha!" The Black Knigh's taunts were endless.

Buddhafish had enough. He grabbed the Black Knigh firmly, then twisted his neck around, killing him quickly and effortlessly.












ALIVE:

6 / 35

Buddhafish
classical_hero
johnhughthom
mayor
Verarde
Zack


DEAD:

29 / 35

BSmith1068
robbiecon
JoanK
Warman
NedimNapoleon
Gone 3 the Celt
azzaman333
choxorn -- Loyal to the Town
GhostWriter16 -- Communist, Loyal to the Town
Mat93
Dreadnought
Joecoolyo
atheotes -- Magician, Loyal to the Town
DaveShack
Visorslash
Dumanios
Mergle
SamSniped -- Loyal to the Town
spaceman98 -- Nazi
BigTin
topsecret -- Nazi
CivCube
NinjaCow64 -- PESTILENCE
mechaerik -- Communist, Loyal to the Town
Kennigit
Takhisis -- Nazi
MartinLuther -- FAMINE
Xenoneb -- Nazi
The Black Knigh -- Communist, Loyal to the Town

Good work, JoanK. Looks like the nazis took your advice and came a cropper. Suckers.

I can see I'm going to have to go right through the thread. However, some thoughts:

TBK: An apology. Some may have formed the mistaken impression that this reporter thought TBK was scum. In fact, TBK was a heroic champion of the proletariat, dedicated to the town. His many good deeds are well know, in fact (continued p94)

Both Verarde and bhuddafish ruled out TBK "because he'd been in a duel". This was bad reasoning, and made them look like they were protecting a scumbuddy. Now we know TBK was a good guy, this doesn't look scummy at all, and in fact makes them look town (putting themselves in potential jeopardy because they argued for his innocence, with no motivation if they were mafia).

mayor has been a strong player on the town team the last few rounds, accusing nazis and horsemen.

Zack is clearly not a nazi. And equally clearly not amenable to a single lynch even if he is, as seems possible, Death.

That leaves classical hero and jht. Classical seems to have been reasonably town this game. JHT has been mysteriously flying under radar.

I think johnhughthom should speak up.

I misremembered. JHT actually went after ninjacow. Only in single sentences, but he did, and more than needed to join the bandwagon.

So it's classical hero. He's been very quiet, and the ninjacow vote was a definite late join on the unstoppable wagon.

I also went after spaceman quite strongly...

Vote: c_h

Abstain

It's c_h, Buddha, or both.