The previous night had seen many more evil dead bodies, but few answers. The villains still couldn't get much going towards actually lynching anyone, but were slightly more focused than they were the previous day. Among the leading vote getters were Gone 3 the Celt and parts, two villains who had been mysteriously quiet for the past few days, as well as spaceman98 and sprig, who were seen as suspicious for other reasons.
In the end, it all came down to Gone 3 the Celt and sprig, with Gone 3 the Celt eventually finishing slightly ahead.
"Gone 3 the Celt, you have become the unfortunate winner. Do you have any last words?"
"No... No... I'll just have to continue doing what I've been doing and... what's the expression... 'Come Quietly.' He he hE HA HA HA AH HA HA!"
"What is this, some sort of joke to you?"
"Oh come on, what's the point of any of this without a few laughs?"
"Just shut up and die."
"Well, how about, given the time, a Christmas Carol?"
Jingle Bells! Batman smells! Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker..."
At this point, Gone 3 the Celt's singing was cut off by someone in the audience shooting him to death with lasers.
"...Didn't get away."
Spoiler:
Gone 3 the Celt was The Joker!
He was a member of the League of Evil!
Disappointed that another of their group had died, but at least it was someone who didn't care enough to show up, they all left for the night.
Dead: (4/28)
Nintz- The Brain-Brain'ed by ceiling tiles, Night One
SouthernKing- Father-Fire defeated fire, Night One
Verarde- Marvin the Martian-Martian-Shattering Kaboom'ed, Night One
Gone 3 the Celt - The Joker-Didn't get away, Day Two
It is now NIGHT TWO. It will end in: [TIMER="12/28/2013 12:00 AM PST"]Night Over[/TIMER]
I might extend it if it looks like the holidays mean you all still need more time.
Sigh, so little to learn from that lynch... hopefully there's sk/mafia crossfire, or a vig hits scum, otherwise we've got jackhits to work with tomorrow...
The man slept comfortably in a room on top of a skyscraper. What exactly he was doing in the skyscraper was anybody's guess.
The fact that he was sleeping made Azula think that he'd be an easy kill. She knocked his door down and blasted him with fire.
He reacted by getting up, annoyed, and mostly unscathed.
"Are you trying to kill me? Because you'll have to try harder than that."
"Sure, whatever."
Azula blasted him again, this time with lightning, and hard enough to send him right out of a window. It was a long way to the ground. Confident that nobody could survive that, Azula left.
But no, this man could survive that.
.....
Zack woke up and looked around, confused, as if he had no idea where he was and couldn't remember how the hell he got here.
"Where am I, and how the hell did I get here?" said Zack.
"Well, I'm not sure, but I know you're not leaving," said a voice behind him.
Zack turned around and saw Kim Possible's foot kicking him in the face.
"Well, I'm screwed, aren't I? I'm a freakin' superintelligent duck, all I can do is scam stupid farmers in the middle of nowhere."
"Yeah, I'd say you're screwed."
She kicked Zack in the face again, much harder. He didn't get up from that one.
"This is too easy. That's two villains small enough for me to kill with my feet. Surely someone in this league isn't an evil superintelligent animal."
Spoiler:
Zack was Le Quack!
He was a member of the League of Evil!
.....
robbiecon was heading... either towards or away from somewhere, it wasn't clear. He was hoping his journey wouldn't be interrupted, but he could become both invisible and intangible and fly, which made detecting him pretty difficult.
But not impossible, as he would soon discover. A beam of some sort somehow hit him despite him being intangible and knocked him to the ground.
"What... how did you do that?" He'd seen and fought against a lot of anti-ghost technology before, but he had yet to run into a gun that could hit him when he was intangible.
robbiecon fired back, shooting ectoplasmic energy beams in the direction he'd been hit from, but didn't seem to hit anything. He wasn't even tirely sure where his enemy was.
"Come on, you don't really think I'd be so stoo-pid as to remain there, do you? Or stoo-pid enough to tell you about my weapons?"
robbiecon split him self into four copies, then continued firing energy blasts.
"You can't hide forever!"
"I do not have to. I just have to hide until I can kill you."
"Kill me?" robbiecon laughed. "How exactly do you plan on killing a ghost? Well, half-ghost, but still!"
"Like this."
The figure in the shadows fired a different weapon this time, at one of robbiecon's clones. The clone raised an energy shield to deflect it, but the weapon broke right through the shield and hit the clone, who was reduced to a pile of goo.
"What?!"
"He. An alien and now a half-ghost on my kill list. It's getting quite exotic, don't you think?"
"You killed Marvin?"
"Well, my robots did, not me personally, but yes."
The figure fired the weapon again, this time at the real robbiecon. He could only feel it for a brief moment, but the feeling of his molecules being ripped apart and reduced to a pile of goo was incredibly painful.
Spoiler:
robbiecon was Vlad Plasmius!
He was a member of the League of Evil!
....
The villains were somewhat pleased that one of the three attacks on them had failed, but two out of three was still bad.
There was also a message for them:
"Evil should not be censored by the robot poster. - For,
I am death, destroyer of worlds. B'arches
"
Dead: (6/28)
Nintz- The Brain-Brain'ed by ceiling tiles, Night One
SouthernKing- Father-Fire defeated fire, Night One
Verarde- Marvin the Martian-Martian-Shattering Kaboom'ed, Night One
Gone 3 the Celt- The Joker-Didn't get away, Day Two
Zack- Le Quack-Became Duck Soup, Night Two
robbiecon - Vlad Plasmius-Gone entirely ghost, Night Two
It is now DAY THREE. It will end in: [TIMER="12/30/2013 12:00 AM PST"]Day Over[/TIMER]
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