Mafia: The League of EEEEEVIL!!! [Game Thread - Concluded]

How's it going?

Damn it, did I forget to update again?

I don't really have time right now, so I'll do it when I can.

I'd extend the day, but there isn't much point, Jarrema's going to die no matter what.

choxorn said:

Damn it, did I forget to update again?

I don't really have time right now, so I'll do it when I can.

I'd extend the day, but there isn't much point, Jarrema's going to die no matter what.

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Or is he?

Prove him wrong!

Hey guys, wanted to say sorry for vanishing earlier in the game, RL got in the way.

So?

5char

SamSniped said:

Hey guys, wanted to say sorry for vanishing earlier in the game, RL got in the way.

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It's OK. You could've saved us from lynching you, though.

Speaking of lynches...

*crickets chirping*
https://www.google.com/search?q=dem...dquestgames.com%2FbsDemonCricket.php;1600;826

Get on with it!

Apologies for the delays, I've had a busy week and I've obviously been spacing out the last couple of days. I don't think I've ever had this many delays in a game I've hosted (granted, they weren't all my fault, but still). I bling gleat dishonor to my famiry!

Update soon. For Realz.

Actual Tally:

Jarrema: 10 (spaceman98, Frozen In Ice, taillesskangaru, Autolycus, Darth Feather, Kennigit, Buddhafish, edse, Mat93, topsecret)
edse: 2 (dcmort93, Jarrema)

Not Voting: Nobody

In previous days, the villains had argued a bit over who was killing them.

Today, those arguments quickly ended.

"It's Jarrema! He's the one sending robots at us!"

"Am not!" said Jarrema

"Yes you are!"

"Alright, fine, I am. Actually, not really, because I'm not Jarrema, I'm one of his robots!"

The Robot-Jarrema proceded to self-destuct and leave the villains covered in black soot, but otherwise uninjured.

That was when the actual Jarrema appeared. Well, more specifically, a giant robot that the actual Jarrema was piloting appeared.

"I've been fighting you in the dark too long. Now, I will simply DESTROY YOU ALL!"

He started firing all manner of weapons at the villains, who scattered and hid behind whatever cover they could find. But they knew that wouldn't last long.

They formulated a sort-of-plan, trying to distract Jarrema and climb/fly/grapple/whatever up on top of the robot.

It sort of worked, but the robot had plenty of ways of trying to get them off, namely hitting them with a giant flyswatter that Jarrema had apparently given the robot for just this purpose.

One villain managed to stay on, though, and when the flyswatter missed him, it revealed some interesting paneling and buttons on the robot's exterior.

"Ooooh.... what does THIS button do?" said villain asked before pressing the button.

"Wait... you mean.... That button? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

The button apparently set off a self-destruct sequence.

"WHY DOES THIS ROBOT EVEN HAVE A SELF-DESTRUCT ON THE OUTSIDE?"

Jarrema ejected from the robot before it could be destroyed, but that left the siginificant problem of him now being outside the robot.

"Wait... he's Dexter? For real? Well, that explains a bit about his battle with Mandark last night, I guess...."

"Yes, I am, you stoooooopid villains. NOW DIE!"

He pulled out some smaller lasers he apparently had on him.

Problem was, he was outnumbered 11 to 1, and the villains had plenty of more weapons than he did.

One of the decided, though, that it would just be funnier to steal Dexter's gun and fire it at him, disintegrating him instantaneously.



Alive: (11/28)

Autolycus (INJURED)
Buddhafish
Darth Feather
dcmort93
edse
Frozen in Ice
Kennigit
Mat93
spaceman98
taillesskangaru
topsecret

Dead: (17/28)
Nintz- The Brain- Brain'ed by ceiling tiles, Night One
SouthernKing- Father- Fire defeated fire, Night One
Verarde- Marvin the Martian- Martian-Shattering Kaboom'ed, Night One
Gone 3 the Celt- The Joker- Didn't get away, Day Two
Zack- Le Quack- Became Duck Soup, Night Two
robbiecon - Vlad Plasmius- Gone entirely ghost, Night Two
KingMorgan- Slade- Deathstroke the Terminated, Day Three
Neverwonagame3- Gorrath- Didn't learn not to mess with Earf, Night Three
sirtommygunn - Dr. Drakken- Tommy-Gunned-Down, Day Four
CivGeneral - Mojo Jojo- Began new career as a pile of volcanic ash, Night Four
Sprig - Azula- Cut into tiny pieces, Night Four
BSmith1068- David Xanatos- Didn't see a giant laser cannon coming, Night Four
SamSniped- Skeletor- They didn't have ways of making him talk, Day Five
Takhisis- Samurai Jack- Became The Ex-Last Samurai, Night Five
azzaman333- Kim Possible- Apparently Can't do anything, Day Six
Visorslash- Mandark- Lost a robot-fu competition, Night Six
Jarrema- Dexter- Why did he even have that lever button? Day Seven

Begin NIGHT SEVEN. It will end in: [TIMER="1/18/2014 11:00 PM PST"][/TIMER]

Vilgax was a mere cover role... Darn. I had fond memories of him...

I like that Dexter is a serial killer.

good job, town!

So are there more factions we have to defeat?

Buddhafish said:

So are there more factions we have to defeat?

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Or the Alliance of Good isn't finished off.... only two people for a mafia faction seems unfair.

seriously, why would you believe anything a confirmed scumbag says? topsecret is right.

I was merely asking how much do we think we have left.

Buddhafish said:

I was merely asking how much do we think we have left.

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I s'pose just more of the AoG, though it's possible there are other factions. They haven't shown themselves at night, AFAIK.