Zack
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"So, you want to kill Tanar Aerdoth, right?"
A servant ran up to Zack with a piece of paper.
"Oh, sorry. You want to kill SamSniped."
"You know Zack, I think we should stretch out his death a little longer. We'll make more money that way."
"You're right, Zaccino. The advertisers would love that."
"Maybe into, say, three parts? Split up the update and deliver it over a few days?"
Somewhere in New Zealand, a single tear of pride runs down Peter Jackson's cheek. Unfortunately, before the tear has even reached his chin, a member of the crowd cries out against this idea.
"If you're going to pull that crap, then we'll just do it ourselves!"
A wave of agreement from thirty-one and a shout of disagreement from SamSniped.
"The advertisers would hate that."
"Better stick to the norm, then."
Zaccino then shot SamSniped in the chest with the Blasto9000 from BlastoTech, a fine weapon for all your blasting needs. Buy one today for three easy payments of $19.99.
Spoiler :

SamSniped was Bilbo Baggins!
Spoiler :
He was a member of the Town!
It is now Night One.
[TIMER=2/25/2015 11:59 PM EST; Night One Over]tunnel snakes rule[/TIMER]
ALIVE:
31 / 32
Arakhor
azzaman333
Backwards Logic
BSmith1068
Buddhafish
choxorn
christos200
CivGeneral
Count Dingdong
Double A
edse
Jarrema
JohannaK
Kennigit
KingMorgan
Legato Endless
Newyn
remake20
Riedquat
SamSniped
Snerk
SouthernKing
spaceman98
Sprig
Swammerdami
Takhisis
Tanar Aerdoth
TFT
topsecret
Verarde
Visorslash
Winston Hughes
DEAD:
1 / 32
SamSniped - Bilbo Baggins
[TIMER=2/25/2015 11:59 PM EST; Night One Over]tunnel snakes rule[/TIMER]
ALIVE:
31 / 32
Arakhor
azzaman333
Backwards Logic
BSmith1068
Buddhafish
choxorn
christos200
CivGeneral
Count Dingdong
Double A
edse
Jarrema
JohannaK
Kennigit
KingMorgan
Legato Endless
Newyn
remake20
Riedquat
SamSniped
Snerk
SouthernKing
spaceman98
Sprig
Swammerdami
Takhisis
Tanar Aerdoth
TFT
topsecret
Verarde
Visorslash
Winston Hughes
DEAD:
1 / 32
SamSniped - Bilbo Baggins