Christopher Robin and I walked along
Under light from a bright Chinese moon
Looking for Pooh over hill, over dale.
Silly bear disappeared around noon.
His hunny pots gone. Could he be gone for good?
Or will he find his way back to the wood?
So help me if you can, I've got to find
Tigger and Eeyore and Piglet and Pooh
Christopher Robin, theres so much they must do:
Chase all the dark clouds away,
Teach all the children to play
The glorious days of Christopher Robin and Pooh
President Xi is as mad as can be.
His resemblance to Pooh, all can see.
Its a vision of warmth, love and good will to all,
Its not what a tyrant should be.
So, off with Poohs head from all internet sites.
Paranoia again stomps on our childish delights.
So help Xi if you can, hes got to get
Rid of all joy, jubilation, and fun.
You'd be surprised there's so much to be done:
Stamp out free speech and thought,
Jail those who cannot be bought,
Back to the days of the Red doctrinaire,
Back to the days of Tiananmen Square,
These are the day of Xi.
Oh no, oh me!
Xi, Xi, Xi.