January 1951
Now is the time for action! My navy gives chase and catches the Skory unaware of the danger.
Luigi di Savoia Duca degli Abruzzi opens fire outside the Skory's fire range and mess it up badly.
Giuseppe Garibaldi joins in and delivers the coup de grâce; a big explosion is seen amidships, probably the torpedos blowing up, and the Soviet destroyer keels over and disappears rapidly into the deep. Those Red sailors who cant swim better learn ree-hee-heally quick.
After that fast and easy battle my ships resume their course into the Yellow Sea. Passing the border between North and South Korea we see Communist troops inside South Korea; four regular PLA infantry divisions, one of them not full strength, and one really battered elite T-34. Obviously the South Koreans didnt give away their land for free. My navy splits up in two separate forces and blockades the coast outside Peking. No fish for you, comrade!
Our infantry and APCs in Germany are on 24-7 alert now.
To the north they can see German infantry positioned on a hill. Soon theyre our brothers-in-arms once again... but this time a democratic people ready to fight and die for human rights. Its hard to believe its only five years and eight months ago since that moustached megalomaniac died.
The South Koreans launches a desperate ill-planned counterattack to drive out the Red hordes. A whole infantry division is slaughtered by the Chinese and North Korean units, and a second attack by a M-24 Chaffee unit barely makes it back. The US Air Force tries to back them up by bombing Pyongyang with the B-29 and the three P-51 squadrons from Japan. Like too many times before the civilian population suffers the most from the bombing. Didnt we learn from the horrors of Dresden..?
In Germany the evil B-29 lookalikes are back; three Tu-4 heavy bomber squadrons carpet bomb Fur Hill from the north, and like the last time our soldiers stay low and take minimal damages. But this time the raid is immediately repeated by another three Tu-4 squadrons coming in from south-east, and our boys are caught out in the open. The elite M-3 half-track APC unit bears the brunt of it, not being able to manoeuvre their cumbersome vehicles into cover in time. Now only half of their former strength, they can only wait for the Red tanks to follow...
Then something unexpected happens; Warsaw Pact declares war on the British! I am stunned. What has happened? My diplomats have no answers, as usual. I have no idea why I bother to pay them salaries. A possible answer put forward by the Navy is that its really a terrible mistake; we have seen several British submarines on their way home, and its quite possible that the Red Fleet actually attacked one of those by mistake. Sounds idiotic to me! In any case, the allies of Great Britain declares war on the Evil Empire. And I get another, nastier surprise: Yugoslavia declares war on the Soviets. WTH??? Are they on
my side?! There goes my expansion-in-Europe plan down the drain...
The Soviet veteran IS-3 heavy tank unit weve expected to attack Fur Hill suddenly disappears going straight east. Hey, now thats a problem of someone else than me. Obviously the Communists realized the futility of trying to vanquish our soldiers on Fur Hill!
Somewhere else along the border our German allies must have decided to strike first (again. Barbarossa 2?), because the minions of the Evil Empire queue up to declare war on West Germany: Cuba, Central Africa, Arab League... Aw come on! Isnt North Africa allied to them either??? How am I supposed to restore our greatness without Libya?! Oh well, at least I can take... ahem... liberate Africa Orientale Italiana from the Central Africans. If I only had a transport ship. Drat.
Somewhere up in the frozen north a small but very brave people decides its payback time for the Winter War. Consequently the usual suspects queue up for the second time this month, now to declare war on the Scandinavians. Thats right, blame the Norwegians and the Swedes for what the Finns did! At least the Finns arent alone this time.
A third queue declares war on the United States. Hey, when we did that in December 1941 it proved to be a very, VERY bad idea...
And now chaos rules the earth; some Chinese did a no-no, so now the Stalinist commies are in war with the Maoist commies.
The Iberians are the next recipient of the Evil Minions war declarations. I told you Franco you little fascist fart; it was not a bright move to send those infantry divisions to China through the Soviet Union!
And now the commies declare war on yet another commie nation, the Yugoslavians. Hmm... if the Warsaw pact occupies Yugoslavia I would be in a good position to "liberate" my neighbour. On the other hand, my new neighbour would be the most powerful army in the world. Generals, where are those tanks I ordered two months ago??? Not ready until september?! Union rules against overtime, I see.