Ok, people listen up. That slimeball The King chucked us in here for base entertainment a reason, and so far we've done next to nothing to find out what it is. We have not yet caught an Agent. With every death, they get stronger and we get weaker. I suggest it may be time to shake things up a bit.
I want to hear thoughts on our situation, from everyone. Failure to contribute will be taken as a sign you may well be Agent of that foul tyrant Perpentach. I have some thoughts, which I'll save for a bit later (OOC: morning; I'm out of time today).