Iron and Blood 3: Rapid Fire

Deal.

Now to re-work my orders....

OOC: well, that's an anticlimatic end to the war...

OOC: SamSniped- ruining your dreams with a .50 caliber bullet since forever
Orders inbound soon.

Reba the sultry prostitute is lying naked and disheveled in the bed of a Chinese gangster in Paris. She saw a bottle of Samuel Adams under the bed, and she grabbed it to ease the ache in her loins. However, she saw something under the bottle; a newspaper! She held it up to the light, and the front page had the big heading "SOUTH AFRICA WINS WAR, TERRITORY EXPANDS." She smiled, looked at the dark, Parisienne sky, and whispered "Vivre l'Afrique." She would be going home. She took the hidden knife out of her boot heel, slashed the Chinaman's throat, and fled. Africa again, at last!

Mango, you're being creepy...

Lying almost naked in the sandy ruins of Timboctu, Reba squirms under the hot African sun. The African manservent comes across the desert. Reba pulls at her string polka-dot bikini and kicks off her golden-string sandals with anticipation.

"Did you get my lemon coke?" Reba asks, taking off her purple sunglasses and giving a smouldering look at her manservent. If Reba didn't care for anything, she didn't care for disappointment. Especially disappointment in regards to her thirst, and she had a very acute thirst.

"No, Miss Reba, I couldn't find any. But I think I know another way to satisfy your thirst." The manservent opened a bottle of Dasani water and poured it on his head. His muscles glistened with water and sweat, and his cargo pants clung to his legs tightly with perspiration. "Are you thirsty?"

Reba put her shades back on. Ever since she was a young girl, she had a passion for riding stallions, especially black stallions, and ever since she's entered puberty that passion hasn't just been limited just to horses. But she got up and went behind the palm tree nearby and brought forth Desire, the black stallion, and Passion, the gray pony (for her manservent). They ascended and rode forth into the fiery sunset. The neighs of Desire and Passion travelled over the hot sand of the Sahara. Africa was a mighty beast, and perhaps Reba was the one to tame her. Reba rode, yes, she rode! Her red hair flowed like a mighty flame behind her.

GM: Update 12 of 20

The World

Europe

Nations based on Score
Daqin = 437 (1st)
Louisiana = 401 (2nd) - automated
Australium = 318 (3rd)
South Africa = 316
Rome = 298
Hispania = 282
Argentina = 146
Iceni = 86
Germany = 79
France = 35

Full Statistics

Expansion Results

Combat Results

Spanish Armada fails again !!!

You could you explain the battle statistics between Hispania and Iceni for me please? I'm confused, by all of it

To South Africa
Could I buy your Caribbean and South American provinces for 18 EP?

Sorry, but no.

mayor said:

You could you explain the battle statistics between Hispania and Iceni for me please? I'm confused, by all of it

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GM: Your orders only specifically placed 6 navies in the Iberian Coast, so I assumed these are what you would use on the invasion. You did not give any deployment orders for the rest of your navies.

Here is a good example of deployment orders received from South Africa

Movements:
- 12 Navies in Coast of Peru embark for the Swahili Coast via South Pacific, Tasman Sea, and the Indian Ocean, leaving 1 navy in each sea province. Remaining 8 Navies clear any opposing navies from the Swahili Coast.

- 5 Navies in Caribbean move into Coast of Brazil; 8 armies from Panama go with them and invade as follows:

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Failure to give attack orders, I assume your navies are on defence and do not take part. i.e. you need to give specific orders to all your units.