As the story of Man's fall from the perfect flat Earth continues, Eve (the world's free markets) is tempted with a apple (spherical Earth) by a talking snake (wireless telecommunications). It would be hard to imagine a more obvious explanation of our flat world's tragic history of corrupting spherization!
Thus it is clear from an open-minded reading of the Holy Bible that the true message of Christianity, from the story of Eden, to the symbol of the cross, is that Jesus wants us to return to the idyllic world of the Flat Earth that God the Father always intended for us!
Consider then, the Christian Cross's resemblance to a pick-axe, and our duty to push forward with Operation Dateline Dig becomes all the more compelling.