The Special Services Division: An Action Chatroom

I can confirm that what red has said about me is true. there is more though.

DT, once LH showers, mission is about to go on. Hop on over there. I wont be making it.

Red_Spy said:

Great, now I have someone to surrender with.

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So when's the next mission?

Theoretically tonight at an undefined time. prob about 7 PM EST or so

Impromptu mission going on. I just got a collateral kill-6 enemies, one shot!

Mission now

Another (possibly) mission at 9 tonight. Be there for some more lubber Andropov romance p)

Actually, we ended up kissing.

The description of his relationship in a nutshell-
"Yeah, actually, we're kinda on a love-hate basis right now. I'm doing most of the loving, and she's doing most of the hating. But I think we'll get there."

My Season 1 Highlights
-My jogging starting the fight in the Bahamas (somehow )
-The team falling for the trap in Norfolk (and arya told us that it was a trap )
-Me betraying the team by handing over Rose to the SB (which ended up starting the fighting in the bunker, and arya getting captured).
-Me flipping over the fire and finding the secret tunnel (and Marcus just walking through the fire, while lubber tries, but he gets his leg caught on fire )
-Me blowing up most of NYC, and the Statue of Liberty (both with my energy gun )
-The fight in the bunker was ended by me (firing my energy gun, and starting the collapse in the process)
-The lubber, Andropov romance story P)

My season 1 higlights-
-Nearly getting killed on my first mission by some idiot who didn't know how to die when shot twice in the SAME SPOT in the leg with a handgun (it was an M9 Beretta, but still...)
-Taking down six enemies with one shot from a Barret .50 Caliber Heavy Sniper Rifle
-Not being able to shoot through a wall of solid conrcete with stated rifle(who knows? mabye if I was sucessful Nuke might not have been captured).
-Walking through fire and not getting burned.

Lord Crumpets Top 5 moments of this season:

1- Warehouse Explosion!
For no real reason BestRFCplayer fires a laserblast into the acid cloud creeping across the warehouse. A massive explosion sends the whole team flying in the air, and leaves the entire warehouse a burning ruin. And we were supposed to be on a stealth mission...

2- Ulrik Svensgaard's First Kiss
It's technically the 3rd, but this time neither person was unconsious... The Culimination of lubbers long efforts (2 missions) sees Katrina Andropov beat the stuffing out of the already wounded Sven, who has just set his own leg on fire, before a lucky roll brings her to kiss him. It all happens right next to a certain burning warehouse for extra drama...

Countdown Extra: Crumpet gets the wording WRONG:
Dem Taqat (@lubber): SCREW YOUR GF, WE NEED TO KILL DALE!......wait, that came out wrong
Various others: SCREW YOUR GF
Lubber: I TAKE KATRINA and go into the warehouse
Nukeknockout: sounds like an excellent plan

3- Arya: Badass
Half way through his escape, arya is confronted by the VP and some greens. He declares: ACTION SCENE! He goes on to kiss Rose, shoot the VP, in the face, and kill 7+ greens on his own. So badass DT compared it to Allanrah (legendery hero) from LHs writing. Everybody else agreed it was Aryas single best moment in the game so far...

4- GROIN SHOT: the original
As Nuke kills GW Bush, Crumpet is attacked by the 2nd Mr Flagg. His response is quick and brutal: A kick to the Groin. He rolls 20. The kick breaks Flaggs Pelvis and sends him 6 inches in the air. LH describes this as a "warcrime", and DT states the following: "Lord Crumpet: +5 racial bonus to attack FLAGGS GROIN! " Spawns a long vendetta between the two....

5- Marcus Super Collateral
Attacking the warehouse, Marcus sets up his Barret .50 cal in a flatbed truck across the road from the door. He fires. The bullet goes through not one, not two, but six people, one of whom was the Presidents Personal Guard. Marcus was promoted to 'the p0wnage league of 1337 sniperz' on the spot...

Special Mentions:

-Crumpet kills the Original Agent Smith and Agent Anderson (IIRC) in two shots.
-Agent Williams: "I work for the Presdient"
BRFC: "Of Norway?"
Williams: "Norway?"
Williams: "Da F**k?"
-Andropov threatens Sven: "Sven, I know something I WILL amputate here and now if you dont stay quiet."...."SOMETHING"
-Lubbers stance on molesting:
Lubber:"Could you guys explain I wasn't molesting her?"
Lubber:"Not Entirely"
Lubber:"Partly"
Marcus:"not entirely? PARTLY?"
-Red(?) and BRFC get over the warehouse fire with fancy Acrobatics. Marcus just walks through it.

Disclaimer: These only involve missions Crumpet took part in

DT
Summarizing the Hilarity

excellent descriptions, DT! You forgot the three of us going through the fire...

SamSniped said:

excellent descriptions, DT! You forgot the three of us going through the fire...

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And that when landlubber tried to go through, his leg caught on fire

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@BRFC- mentioned in his kissing section

DT

@DT-nice!

We have a TVtropes page for Action Chatrooms - go and add tropes!

-L

EDIT: nevermind, figured it

I would, but I dont know how to register there....

DT

I did. I'm "NordicOmega", for simple Omega was taken and I decided I'm too cool for numbers.

Top 5 moments of Viking: Season 1

5. Blowing up the fleeing boat (Mission to capture Carmillo)

Who or what was on the boat? Why it was fleeing? No one knows. What we do know is that Viking took out the rocket launcher and blasted the thug boat into a nice ball of smoke and fire. What makes this amazing that it was moving and at least a 100 yards out into sea, making the shot statisticlly unlikley. And he did it one hit.

4. Blowing up the head biker (Mission to capture Cobra)

Viking was the captian of the mission, but he was a little late to the party. Doesn't matter much, for the fight just began when he got to the beach. Now, guns like a SMG are not usually in his domain, but he pulled it out anyways and fired at the head honcho of a group of thug bikers attacking the squad. One clip, and the bike he was riding just blew up, killing the foe instantly

3. Improvised leadership (Hijacked cruise dhip)

Andropov was nowhere to be seen. That didn't stop Viking. He knew exactly what to do, and that was to retake the bridge. With no initive, and no guide, he successfully snuck his way into the bridge. Viking then blew up the door and started to liberate the bridge. Aries and Ezerangel showed up during the fight, and Viking called out targets and generally led the fight.

2. Saving Andropov (Same mission)

Later on, Andropov was being held hostage by a man in a tux on a block of thermite. He threatened to blow her up if they didn't let him leave. So, Viking tackled him into the ocean in an attempt to save the captian. The Tux man was not able to blow up the captian, but to due to the previous awesome done, Viking had to let him flee or else his body, which couldn't keep up, might tire out and drown. So, Viking let the dude escape.

1. Saving the squad (Battleship mission)

80 grunts in one place, 1 ship, three agents. That was the situation. Most of the team was able to go down below the ship, but a few stayed on deck. There was no possible way for the three remaining to take them all on, so Viking did the ultimite sacrifice. He primmed two grenades, and just charged at the cluster of foes. He blew up into chunks, but he took 24 down with him and allowed the two others to escape, not to mention the people already down under.

I tried to get LH to do a mission today, but I failed. I think there is one tomorrow though.