Joao II: The Rise of the Portuguese

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My experiences with playing against an AI Joao II of the Portuguese have been mixed at best: he's often the pushy type that asks for gold and technologies without giving fair trades in return, he expands fast thanks to his Expansive and Imperialistic traits, and on one unfortunate occasion he sensed I was militarily weak and sent an early stack of doom to take over my peaceful Dutch cities. Worse, one of the times I played as him with a very good economic start ended on a sour note in the 900 BCs when a barbarian random event spawned Spearmen and captured my capitol when I didn't even have Archery or Bronze Working to produce the counter-units.

However, my Brazilian roots forced me to play through a game as Joao II, no matter what happens to measure the "what-if" of history. That means no saves or loads, unless it's to stop the game for the night or to hunt down screenshots and provide the forums with saved games if they wish to relive some of my gaming decisions... or to correct them if I fail. Plus, the Portuguese voices crack me up as a Brazilian. They're so nasal in comparison!

I was very impressed by some of the stories found in here, as well as one particularly well-written one in the Something Awful forums when a poster decided to retell history from various points of view by playing as Peter of the Russians. I like to write somewhat in my spare time, and lately my talents have been festering as I decided to play videogames instead. These Civ IV stories would serve to kill two birds with one stone.

I am still undecided if I should make Joao II immortal or rename him throughout the game (in the story, but not in-game) in order to add to the realism of the story. This is the first story I ever write from the Civ IV perspective, but I hope that it'll be one that you enjoy and hopefully one of many.

GAME INFORMATION
World Type: Terra
World Size: Huge
Climate: Temperate
Sea Level: Medium
Civilization: Portuguese
Leader: Joao II (Expansive/Imperialistic)
Game Speed: Epic
Mods Used: Bhruic's latest unofficial patch
This is a "Play Now!" game, not a Custom Game.
 
Excerpt from an University Seminar: The Anthropological History of the Portuguese Civilization from 4000 BC to 3000 BC
Translated from Portuguese

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is an honor as the University of Lisbon's principal and vice-chancellor to welcome the esteemed Dr. Guilherme da Ponte to our university."

*Polite clapping from the auditorium.*

"Thank you, Dr. Penha. Ahem. May I get the slides up, please?"

*A slide projector kicks in and clicks a slide in place.*

Spoiler :


"Thank you. To begin today, I will give an overview of Portuguese development between the years 4000 BC to roughly 3000 BC, the early Portuguese years. After this quick overview, I will jump in detail to define each stage of Portuguese history. As you can see from this artist's recreation of part of the southern hemisphere of the continent of South Amazonia, the Portuguese people had their humble beginnings near the ocean. Archaeological digs and prominent scholarly theories agree, at least this once..."

*The sound of light laughter spreads throughout the auditorium.*

"...that the Portuguese people, after settling in place, were primarily fishermen and crude miners. According to Dr. Galvão, the portion of the recreated map you see was all that the early Portuguese knew about their surroundings. Or maybe they knew more, but only began to map out their lands when they decided to settle.

"Even the most inexperienced early Portuguese nomads recognized the potential of settling where they were roughly around the year 4000 BC. The lake and natural harbor to the ocean meant easy access to fresh water and seafood, and the heavily forested hillside around them were ripe for the creation of early mines and lumber camps. Early cattle herds would eventually lead to their discovery of animal husbandry since the hills and forests naturally hemmed in a sizable population of cattle. The famous Portuguese crabs were easily accessible from where they were planning to settle. The decision was simple and decisive."

*A click and a whir of the projector slide.*

Spoiler :

"Exploration by border scouts likely revealed what we already know: a third source of Portuguese crabs, the nearby famed Portuguese marble, and good sites to explore to the east and the west."

*The projector slide clicks and whirs.*

Spoiler :

"Exploration was a difficult task in those days, often taking years for the Warrior scouts to map out what they learned and take it back to early Lisbon. It was the same for the other civilizations in South Amazonia, but the Portuguese had the advantage of numerous hills around them.

"About 200 years later, the Portuguese stumbled upon the Castilla tribe, which was located in the middle of the Silveira Desert. The Castillas were skilled masons out of necessity, as their survival depended on avoiding heat stroke from the sun as well as sustenance from the nearby flood plains, but their religious superstitions gave their more decorative buildings a higher purpose. The peaceful arrival of Portuguese warriors, who eventually learned part of the Castillan language, brought many of the Castillas back to Lisbon as it possessed a much more temperate climate and higher chance of survival for the small tribe.

"The Castillas shared their knowledge of masonry with the Portuguese, and early Portuguese architecture was based on their designs. Unfortunately, the dwindling Castilla tribe was wholly assimilated into Portuguese culture around 3000 BC, and all that remains of their legacy is found in museums and in hints of our own modern architecture."

*The projector clicks and whirs.*

Spoiler :

"Economically, the early Portuguese were focused on extracting the bounties of the sea, and their survival depended on a number of fishing boats they constructed out of lumber from the nearby forests. Because the waves in the Portuguese territory were particularly strong thanks to the sea's currents, the boats were often lost at sea until a proper, more advanced fishing fleet could be made. Until then, their carpenters needed to work fast to replace the lost ships.

"This led the more creative ones to design crude carts that the northeastern oxen could pull, but the breakthrough in early technology was the wheel, crafted out of the same wood that was meant for the fishing ships. Production of early fishing boats and an improvement in the ox-cart was all thanks to the early wheel. The earliest, most effective wheels were put in use around 3600-3500 BC."

*The projector clicks again.*

Spoiler :

"This had the intended effect: the wheel allowed lumber to be sent to the shipwrights faster, and more boats had the intended trial and error that these builders learned from. The first permanent fishing fleet that provided the Portuguese their crabs without fail was made around 3475 BC, and the increased availability of seafood allowed the Lisbonetes to focus on the more productive hillsides, mining and logging in higher numbers and advancing the Portuguese."

*The projector clicks again.*

Spoiler :

"I imagine the relative peace of the early Portuguese, broken only by the occasional wild animal attack, was shattered around 3325 BC with the arrival of English scouts from the southeastern tundra."

*The projector clicks.*

Spoiler :

"They claimed to serve an early queen they called 'Elizabeth', although whether this was from the same family as the Elizabeth from the Portuguese-English War isn't known. Early English battle poems praised their queens, who wore fine crowns of gold, suggesting that their capitol, London, was settled near a gold mine. This famous drawing of the queen..."

*The projector clicks.*

Spoiler :

"...by a visiting Portuguese diplomat would lend credibility to the poems, although evidence of this would only surface later when the English territory was explored by the early Portuguese explorers around 3300 BC."

*The projector clicks once again.*
Spoiler :

"The gold around English terrain gave the Portuguese gold fever, which fueled their desire to expand and seek out gold in the barren hills to the east and the west of Lisbon. Their failure to do so led to an early, but brief, skirmish against the English, and later fueled the English-Portuguese War.

"All things in due time, however. Another diplomatic turning point occurred around 3175 BC, according to English and Portuguese tales, when the Portuguese explorers met the Celtic scouts just east of London."

*The projector clicks.*

Spoiler :

"The scouts were peaceful, however, and didn't threaten the Portuguese warriors. They claimed to be followers of Buddhism, a religion that they founded which rewards meditation and elevation of the self and that life exists in a cycle of reincarnations and karma. The name "Buddhism" comes from its founder, Buddha, which explains why the Celtic leader was named Boudica. They believed her to be the reincarnation of the original female Buddha."

*The projector clicks.*

Spoiler :

"The Celts claimed they were peaceful, but when the Portuguese met their leader, they sent back word that Boudica (and later, her successive daughters) was as aggressive as she was charismatic. How this fit into the Celtic-Buddhist path of enlightenment and peace, the early Portuguese never knew.

"But going back to the Portuguese and Lisbon: after about five hundred years of research and experimentation, the Portuguese were able to work bronze and create sharp, powerful tools for both their workers and their warriors. Around 3150 BC and onwards, the Portuguese Bronze Age began in earnest, and a deposit of copper just west of Lisbon meant that the Portuguese would soon progress to the next level of military might to use against future enemies: the axe."

*The projector clicks again.*

Spoiler :

"Bronze working meant that the forests around Lisbon could be chopped rapidly, allowing for a quick influx of lumber and building materials for future shelter to claim distant resources. The early Portuguese planned on clearing out the hills first with the intention of building mines to increase the productivity that bronze working gave them."

*The projector clicks.*

Spoiler :

"Around 3025 BC, another group of foreign scouts appeared to the west of Lisbon. These were the Mongols, a fierce people who sought to dominate the continent with their horseback riders. The poor behavior of the scouts may have had something to do with their leader, Genghis Khan. The Portuguese later learned that the Mongolian leaders personally went on raiding and scouting parties, since the Mongols never really gave up their nomadic lifestyle."

*The projector clicks.*

Spoiler :

"This is a copy of a drawing of Genghis Khan that a Portuguese citizen made when they made contact with the Mongols. We have recently found it hidden in a library in Oporto!"

*Murmurs and 'oohs' and 'aahs' from the auditorium.*

"Unless the artist was deliberately making a caricature of the man, we can see that early Mongol leaders were dressed in light armor and willing to fight. The Khans, as was their title, looked as mean as they fought. This 'Genghis Khan' seemed to be willing to leave Portugal alone early on, however."

*The projector clicks.*

Spoiler :

"Lastly, we get to the final important advancement in Portuguese history coming out of the 3000 BCs. After the turn of the millennium or thereabouts, organized hunting parties were developed and maintained in Lisbon, giving it a very secure source of food from the woods when the fishing ships failed to return in time to feed the population. The improvements in hunting weaponry applied directly to military uses later when the early Portuguese began to develop bows and utilize hunting formations in battles.

"And now that the overview of early Portuguese history is complete, those who have taken the summary notes for their anthropology exams may leave."

*Light laughter from the auditorium.*

"Early Lisbon was quite a sight to behold even in the Stone Age. The early craftsmen were often found in the woods..."

*The voice of Dr. Ponte fades away.*
 
Really good.:goodjob:
 
More is coming today; I've just hit the AD years and I'm planning how novella-like I'm going to make the years that have passed.

The game speed is on Epic, and Bhruic's latest patch is the "mod" of this game.
 
I really appreciate the effort that goes into something like this, and it illustrates our fine community.
 
Keep it up, ME LIKE IT!!!
 
*sigh* I had written an entire story post dedicated to two single screenshots. And then Firefox crashed on me as I uploaded the pictures to Photobucket. I'll get the story up soon. Again.
 
The Good Shepherds



Celso Chifraboi was not a strong Lisbonese villager, nor was he fast or charismatic. He was the opposite: a crude, boorish, apathetic, and overall insufferable young man who would rather abandon his work to go swim in Lake Lisbon than to actually work, never learning from the constant punishment that his family and his group's chief meted out.

His neighbors and even his few friends often gossiped that Celso was the Chifraboi family's punishment for his grandfather's own dislike of the tribal community. The grandfather, they gleefully said, had refused to part to the spirit world, and now the gods were punishing the family for it. They asserted that the Chifraboi family was doomed to ruin, and that Celso was the first of many failures.

But the boy was not entirely without gifts. He was a great observer and had a good memory, but he was not suited for scout work. Celso knew what his family was going through, but he simply didn't care about them. His brothers and sisters would pull through, and he hated the organized life anyway. Often, Celso dreamed of abandoning Lisbon and running away with the small bands of nomads that passed near Lisbonese territory, but he never had the nerve to do so. He was just better being on his own, enjoying nature's company.

When he turned twelve after twelve summers, the Lisbonese age of adulthood, as per custom he was assigned a task that was based on his skills and would determine what he'd do for the rest of his life. The chief of his group must have given up on trying to make the boy more mature, and so he gave him a task which would keep him away from Lisbon: shepherding the cattle northeast of the growing village. He was told to wait until the next day at his casa longa, the long houses that housed up to three Lisbonese families, until his new shepherding partner arrived to escort him to the cattle fields.

The following day, one of Celso's brothers woke him up, a strange smile on his face, and told his brother that his fellow shepherd arrived. Celso didn't pick up on his brother's amusement, but he realized something was wrong as soon as he met his fellow shepherd.

The boy standing at his doorway looked to be about seventeen. He was very strong, carrying a number of bags which held provisions and even a stone dagger's hilt sticking out of a sack. He had a blank look on his face, but a big, simple smile which seemed to only widen when Celso approached him. Celso's first impression was that his escort was not mentally sharp, to put it mildly. His fears were well-founded.

"Me Fernando!" the visitor began, his smile still wide. "You be Sellsuu? Me be your new sheh-par-deeng partner!"

Celso waited a few moments, hesitant to tell his escort that he was who he was. He considered keeping quiet, but he had to say something.

"Uh, yes, I'm Celso. I'm, uh, pleased to meet you, I guess."

Fernando's smile didn't seem to stop widening. Celso had a brief vision of little spirits pulling the boy's cheeks back to show off all of his teeth. "Goody! Me supposed to take you to camp! Ready?"

"Yeeees, leeeet's gooo tooo theeee caaaamp noooow," Celso replied slowly, mocking Fernando's intelligence. If Fernando was offended, he didn't show. Instead, he just snapped his arm forward, grabbed Celso's wrist tightly, and pulled.

Celso was too shocked at the sudden movement to break Fernando's grip. He was tugged out of his casa longa and began to get dragged at a good clip northward by an eager Fernando. Celso looked around wildly and saw that his neighbors were all watching him, their grins as wide as Fernando's. A few of them couldn't hold it anymore, and just began cracking up in fits of laughter. The laugh was contagious, spreading to the other villagers.

Everyone near the Chifraboi family's casa longa was told of the news of who would be escorting Celso to the cattle fields. Nobody would miss the chance to observe the gods' sense of humor when punishing someone, and it had been worth the wait to see the troublemaker get literally dragged out of his own home to do decent work.

When his wits finally caught up to him, Celso tried being polite. "Um, Fernando?" he began, embarrassed from the laughter. "Could you please let go of my wrist?"

Fernando suddenly stopped his jog, but didn't let go of Celso's wrist. He turned around to face his new friend, a surprised look on his face.

"Why?"

"What do you mean, why?" Celso replied, losing patience. "I'm going to be a shepherd, aren't I? I need both arms for that, you know."

"Umm, me sorry, but me not supposed to let go," Fernando piped up after a moment of silence.

"Why not?" the exasperated boy demanded, trying and failing to break Fernando's death grip.

"Because chief say I let you go, you run to lake."

For the first time in his life, the jeering Celso was speechless. Fernando, apparently satisfied with Celso's silence, quickly broke out into another grin and almost ripped Celso's arm out of his body when he resumed his jogging northward, the laughs of the villagers following the two out of Lisbon.

***



"The cattle harbor," muttered Celso, watching a number of cattle rumble past him near the edge of the northeastern Lisbonese forest, just south of the plains housing the cattle. The term arose from the plains themselves, with grazing areas perfect for congregating cattle neatly surrounded by hills and heavy forests. The area formed a natural pasture, and the Lisbonese applied their naval terms to the land, which did appear to form a harbor. "Guess you have the fishermen to thank for that," Celso continued, talking to Fernando.

Fernando seemed too busy and too afraid to react, watching the loudly mooing cattle run past them. Even though they were hidden behind trees and the cattle weren't paying attention to the forest, the big young man wasn't comfortable watching them.

Celso wondered what caused the stampede. The distant shouts of Lisbonese shepherds calling for order and weaponry suggested a sudden attack by predatory animals, maybe a pack of wild wolves. A number of shepherds suddenly ran past the two boys, trying to keep the cattle running in a single direction by timing their shouts and waving their shepherd staffs. It had the intended effect, because the cattle did as they were told.

After the stampede had passed and the shouting died away, Celso approached his partner. "Well, that was interesting. Let's get going, shall we?"

Fernando only nodded. The two got up and marched down the well-worn path that the cattle had run on. After about thirty minutes, the forests were finally out of sight and the plains had begun. Off in the distance, a camp could be seen, and the wind carried the moos of cattle and faint voices of shouted orders. A further ten minutes brought them farther out in the plains, and reached the shepherding camp. From the rolling hillside, Celso could make out a number of buildings and activities. A sturdy-looking fence stretched out a distance, but it was no pasture that could feed Lisbon on its own.

On the left, a building was emanating the stench of blood and the faint smell of rotting meat, a sick cow was being escorted by a shepherd inside to be butchered. On the center, a cluster of casas longas appeared to serve as the living quarters of the shepherds, and around it were a number of people testing ox-carts and the strength of oxen in pulling them. To the right, another set of buildings opened their doors and let out young cattle; it was probably the stables and nursery. All around the camp, a number of cattle were grazing, overseen by single shepherds who made sure they didn't stray.

A pasture at work.

As the two boys neared the center buildings after asking a lone shepherd for the camp's leader, the activity of the pasture surprised them. It seemed to be very active work despite its laid-back appearances. When they entered the biggest casa longa, they found a very large and strong man chewing out a cowering laborer. He seemed to have been under fire for some time.

"I don't care if they're wild dogs or wild wolves! You don't drop your staff and run when wild animals attack your herd!" the big man was yelling, pointing at the other one. "What you DO when that happens is call for help and try to scare away the wild animals! You don't leave your herd to die!"

"But I was scared!" protested the little man, trying to justify himself.

"So were your cattle and the other shepherds who had to beat away the animal attack," countered the big man, his voice low but fuming. "No wonder you were not a good recruit at the barracks back in Lisbon. Get out of here."

"But I-"

"I told you to get out! Oh, that does it. You're getting stable duty for twenty days!" the big man roared. "Come see me tomorrow and I'll hand you your new tools!"

Resigned and afraid to agitate his boss further, the pale man ran out of the hut, grabbing a shepherd staff as he did so. His attacker had turned his eye on Celso and Fernando, eying them suspiciously.

"Who are you two?" he demanded, approaching them.

"Me Fernando and this-"

"I'm Celso and he's Fernando," Celso interrupted, stepping forward and sharply elbowing Fernando aside. If someone was going to take charge, it had to be Celso. "We're the new shepherds from Lisbon, sent ten days ago to this camp."

"Welcome, then," the big man seemed to relax, trying to make a good impression. "I am Luis. I am the leader of this camp. I want to know, though. You seem to just have become of age. Why is your friend so much older and just got sent here now?"

"Fernando was warrior for a time, but leader say Fernando not fit for in-tell-eck-tchoo-al warfare. Got brawn but not brain, he say." Fernando seemed to be proud of this.

"Oh," Luis said, seeming to falter. "Well, don't worry. You'll do... easy jobs."

I hope I get to shepherd the cattle on the range, thought Celso as he scratched his chin. That is an easy job!

"Right. If you want to be a shepherd, you have to do what I say, do it well, and do it all the time," Luis began, all business. He probably gave this speech before. "Unless you want to end like Flavio there, working the stables, you'd better act like the wolf and not like the cattle, do you understand?"

"Yes!" the two boys said in unison.

"Good! Celso, you seem like you have a good head on you, if nothing else. Go join Monica outside. They're testing how strong each of the newborn oxen are by making them pull carts. Go help them memorize the strongest."

Celso obeyed, convincing himself that it was better than stable work. He grabbed a shepherding staff from the doorway as he left, but before he exited, Luis said, "Fernando... go oversee the cattle outside. Make sure they graze plenty and bring them back at night."

"I go protect moo-moos!" Fernando cried enthusiastically, grabbing a second staff and running past Celso towards an idyllic group of grazing cattle.

Well, at least he'll have fun, thought Celso as the cattle looked up and saw the approaching madman.

***



For a time, Celso did as he was ordered. His memory served him well with the ox-cart testing, but his acerbic nature often landed him stable and butcher work, things that he absolutely despised if only because the smell was unbearable. He learned to control the more annoying side of his personality, at least around his superiors.

A few years passed, and Celso began to understand the reason the cattle were getting a lot of attention from Lisbon. The sages of Lisbon, elderly men and women who dedicated their minds to the pursuit of truth behind nature and the gods, looked at these lumbering beasts and saw the potential to make them as useful to Lisbon as the crabs of the sea. Not only did the meat of the cattle taste good when cooked over an open fire, the cattle themselves were excellent cargo animals, as the entire village knew.

While he hated the regimented life in Lisbon, Celso felt at home in the fields tending to the cattle. His memory and observation drew the attention of Monica, the head of the ox-cart testers, but any ideas of friendship between them were quashed by Celso's lewd and disrespectful comments towards the young woman. She regarded him mostly as a noisy brat who just happened to be her colleague.

It was during one of the ox-cart testing days that Celso raised an important question, brought on by what at first glance appeared to be a stupid question from Fernando, but after giving it some thought, was a good observation all along.

"Fernando asked me this earlier, but is it just me, or do the bigger, stronger oxen come from the bigger, stronger parents?" Celso asked his colleagues. They stopped working as they turned to look at him. Monica, who gave Celso the benefit of the doubt on this, asked him to elaborate.

"Well, here's what I think. You spend a lot of time looking at these oxen, right?" he turned to Monica, a grin on his lips. "I mean, YOU spend a lot of time looking at how big they are, especially the lower regions of the male ones."

This comment drew a few quick laughs from the male shepherds, but Celso was serious again. "You keep records of their weight and size of the carts pulled in your hut, don't you? If you start doing that but note what bull is mating with what cow, we may get a rough idea of how strong the baby will be, depending on how big his father is."

Monica dismissed Celso to stable duty for ten days due to his lewd remark, but considered what he said about the offspring. She memorized and later drew the weights of the oxen, but the following days were spent recalling memory and looking over her crude records. About forty days later, when another group of cows were giving birth, she put Celso's theory to the test, drawing information from the other shepherds on what bulls eloped with the birthing cows.

The results, memorized a number of days later when the young cattle could safely pull ox-carts, were promising. It really did seem that bigger parents meant bigger offspring. Monica relayed this information to Luis, who in turn asked Celso and, for good measure, Fernando about their observations. It all made sense, if one thought about it. It seemed to be the case with people. Luis traveled back to Lisbon to relay this information to the sages, who tested the theory for themselves by sending a few of them to the ox-cart testing fields the next time they were scheduled.

It seemed that the area would need a lot more study, but the sages agreed between themselves that this could be a breakthrough in their work.

Spoiler :

***



While Celso, Fernando, and Monica couldn't live to see what their work had done, they all died peacefully, knowing that somehow they had done Lisbon a great service besides just tending cattle. Their ideas progressed to the other shepherding camps around the plains, which improved the output of the cattle. Improvements led, of course, to an unified breakthrough.

Spoiler :

The philosophical implications of animal husbandry, as new sages called it, was long-lived in Lisbon for generations. Families were encouraged to strengthen themselves physically and mentally to pass on these qualities to their children, and the idea that bigger and stronger meant better also made its way into the military of Lisbon, encouraging fresh recruits to train at the newly-created Lisbonese barracks to obtain experience before tasting battle. An odd side effect of this philosophy was that military units be split into three different battalions, mirroring the trio of Celso, Fernando, and Monica, although this has been long forgotten by the Portuguese and has become a military tradition in its own right.

Future plans for 'the cattle harbor' were completed much later in Portugal's history, when a large number of organized Lisbonese laborers reworked the entire camp system into a number of large unified pastures to maximize cattle output. This allowed for beef, meat, and milk to become a part of the Portuguese diet and fuel later military mobilizations, making the Portuguese people hardier and healthier over time when seafood just wasn't cutting it anymore.

At some point, somehow, the Chifraboi family's curse was lifted, and the gods were satisfied.
 
An update on the game! But not the story...

OK, so I basically decided to play through the entire game first (gathering screenshots, of course) until I either lose or win, and then relive it through the story.

The reason for this decision is that I realized just how wimpy my laptop is to handle a Terra Huge map, even at everything at lowest settings. The slowdown is horrible. I do have a gaming PC, but I will not be able to reach it for another month and a bit. I will play through the game basically a turn a minute, as it is!

For those interested: I'm not in first place at all, technologically or in points, even though I have a pretty advanced military. Wars have been started (not always by me!) and the brave Portuguese are in the thick of it. Technology is going very "real world"-ish in timing because of the warmongering between everyone: it's the 1850's and civilizations are around Steam Power in technology, including myself. This is actually very exciting for me because it reflects even more a "real world" and the consequences of a Western Dark Age rather than having modern infantry around the 1700-1800's and launching a spaceship then.

As soon as I finish the game, I'll resume the story. I'm sorry to disappoint everyone who has read this, but slow gameplay makes me frustrated. :)
 
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