3,216: You call up Bush, or Chirac, or whatever leader of your country is, and ask them why are they in charge? Don't you know a country can only have 1 leader to lead them throughout all time?
3,217: You think every leader in the whole world speaks one language.
3,218: You think the moon is alpha centari.
3,219: America didn't invade Cuba during the Cuban Revolution because they were hoping to culture-flip Castro's regime.
3,220: The Americans Forgot, Cuba has only 2 cities worthy enough for the map, and only it's capital was near enough to flip, and Capitals can't flip...
3,221: You build wonders, libraries, markets, etc in your yard, make spears, and guns than hire people to use them to protect the city you built, which you call "My town that does not suck!" Hire advisors, than declare independence! (this would be cool to do!
)
3,222: You forgot, Nations can't declare independence, unlike on Civ 1 and Civ 2. (see above) Seriously, that sucks!
3,223: You know that there can't be the 200 or so nations there are in the world, because there would not be enough colors for them.
3,224: You only know of America, France, Germany, Babylon, Iroqois etc. because they are in the game.
3,225: You go to the editer, call a nation something, than force schools to teach about how the "Greatest Nation Everians" conquered the world and destroyed those "Evilites"!
3,226: You think everyone in Rome wears red, the French wears pink, Russians are brown, etc.
3,227: You tell your kids that France first crossed the ocean in the ancient era in 500 BC, and France conquered all the new world by the modern era that started in 1300 AD, and built the Alpha Centari spaceship in 1550 AD, and won the game there, but decided to keep playing, and conquered the world in 1725! We are now in year 1825, and we will all be French citizens forever because this is a Civ3 game, and we can't rise up and declare independence, (which sucks, btw.)
3,228: Before the French conquered the world, there were the free nations of Germany, Rome, Korea, Arabia, Japan, Babylon, and Persia. Persia was the last to fall to the French, and Rome was first. (see above)
Just wondering, though, does anyone, anywhere still have any Civ Jokes? This thread may be closed soon...
