Mmm, Baby-Back-Ribs for the Muslim Council

First Lady to Hold Feast For Iraq Council

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By PATRICIA LOPES, Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON, First Lady Laura Bush announced today that she would make her first trip to Baghdad to personally congratulate the Iraqi Council on the successful election. To celebrate this momentous event she would personally plan the celebration, and even do a little cooking herself.

The celebration would be in a style similar to the Inauguration Ball complete with an ice sculpture of Mohammed. “This election is a landmark of history, and the Muslim people has proven that they are lovers of Democracy,” the First Lady said “But until now, western nations have very few knowledge of Mohammed the Prophet, and this is a good time to make his face known to the world.”

Back at her home in Crawford, TX, Laura Bush is famous for her Baby-Back-Ribs, and she’ll be serving her famous dish during the celebration. The President admits it’s his favorite dish. “I wish I could be there with her, she is a very excellent cook. But I'm a very busy man. Though I’d miss her, because I’m also a family man, and that’s what a family man does; he misses his wife when she’s gone.”

The First Lady would fly to Baghdad at the end of this month.

Are you yanking my chain?

Someone needs to tell her that they no likey the pork before Bush ends up single.

If she really doesn't know, then this is priceless! I'm assuming she'll make baby-back ribs with lamb or something instead.

This is lookin' like a SERIOUS yank.

First off, the ice sculpture of Mohammed. No image of the Prophet is permitted in Islam. In fact, you're not even supposed to call him "Mohammed". Second, the end of this month is going to be Ramadan, during which parties of this sort aren't even permitted.

Finally, there's a blatant gramatical error:

the First Lady said “But until now, western nations have very few knowledge of Mohammed the Prophet

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The Associated Press editors would have caught that one instantly.

Better luck next time.

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