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I am watching
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Finland or Sweden
Posts: 924
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This I have found somewhere on the internet. It is long but very funny.
Round I: [19:29] <ErrorFroz> i think i am getting hacked. my modem lights are flashing... [19:30] <SirGoblin> ErrorFroz: see all the cables behind your computer, rip them all out and you'll be fine [19:31] <ErrorFroz> but wont that make my computer shut down? [19:31] <SirGoblin> nope [19:31] <ErrorFroz> what are they for? [19:31] <SirGoblin> the modem [19:31] <Pissedoff> omg ... heh ... [19:32] <ErrorFroz> but i had them back there before i was on the internet [19:32] <Baugnesh> one good way to check for hackers is to goto run on start menu, click it and type winipcfg, then click release all and you'll get a text log of folks on your pc [19:32] <SirGoblin> they're not used for anything, just see yourself [19:32] <SirGoblin> yeah, that works too [19:32] <ErrorFroz> start then what? [19:32] <Baugnesh> then click run [19:32] <uridium> omg ERROR im getting the same **** ! [19:33] <Baugnesh> and type winipcfg then hit enter [19:33] <Baugnesh> then click release all, it rights a text log [19:33] <ErrorFroz> it shows my ip addres and stuff [19:34] <uridium> say my lights are flashing , am i getting hacked ? [19:34] <uridium> i must be getting hacked alot then [19:34] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: click release all now [19:34] <uridium> if im getting hacked can i still be on this channel ? [19:34] <ErrorFroz> release all? [19:35] <Baugnesh> to right a log file, didnt you read what i said, it shows whos on your internet connection and using your ip [19:35] <SirGoblin> ErrorFroz: yeah [19:36] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) [19:36] <Baugnesh> heheh [19:36] <ofcr_borg> HAHA [19:36] <Baugnesh> =) [19:36] <SirGoblin> heh [19:36] <SirGoblin> bye [19:36] <ofcr_borg> i hope someone logged that [19:36] <Pissedoff> ... i almost feel sorry for him ... Round II: [19:36] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) [19:37] <ErrorFroz> why did i disconnect? [19:38] <ErrorFroz> did that reset my modem so that hackers can't get me? [19:38] <SirGoblin> ErrorFroz: no, I think they ****ed up your connection [19:38] <SirGoblin> the hackers [19:38] <ErrorFroz> but how do i stop them? [19:39] <uridium> heheh dont tell anyone , but im the one hacking Error Froz [19:39] <ErrorFroz> uridium why are you doing it? [19:39] <Pissedoff> heh .... as if you have to ... the blinking lights = standard irc chat ... [19:39] <Pissedoff> enough ****ing with the poor guy ... [19:39] <uridium> doing what ? [19:39] <SirGoblin> Pissedoff: what the hella re you talking about? [19:40] <ErrorFroz> its normal for my modem lights to flash? [19:40] <Pissedoff> your modem is sending/recieving text [19:40] <Pissedoff> very normal. [19:40] <ErrorFroz> ok thanks becuase usually flashing lights means something bad [19:41] <uridium> i bet Error is relieved ! [19:41] <uridium> yo Error , to be safe , press crtl alt del 2 times , just so you know your safe [19:41] <ErrorFroz> on my keyboard? [19:41] <uridium> yeah [19:42] <SirGoblin> ErrorFroz: No, it's not good if the lights flash a lot [19:42] <uridium> hehheeh [19:42] <Baugnesh> sshh dont tell him [19:42] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) [19:42] <`werd> LOL [19:42] <uridium> HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAA !!!! [19:43] <SirGoblin> haha Round III: [19:45] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) [19:46] <uridium> hello error [19:46] <ErrorFroz> was that suppose to turn off my computer? [19:46] <uridium> lol no you did it wrong [19:46] <ErrorFroz> i press ctrl alt del twice [19:46] <uridium> try again [19:46] <uridium> ctrl alt delet [19:46] <Baugnesh> you have to do it twice FAST [19:46] <ErrorFroz> and it disconnected [19:46] <uridium> on your keyboard [19:46] <uridium> yes [19:46] <ErrorFroz> rebooted [19:46] <uridium> cuz you did it wrong [19:46] <ErrorFroz> i have to do it really fast? [19:47] <uridium> yes [19:47] <blade|uk> i take it ErrorFroz is a TOTAL newbie [19:47] <uridium> very fast [19:47] <ErrorFroz> ok becuase i done it slow let me try again [19:47] <Baugnesh> yeah do it too slow it messes up [19:47] <blade|uk> what is error trying to do?? [19:48] <Baugnesh> make his modem lights stop flashing [19:48] <blade|uk> ah, thatll be a restart then [19:48] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) [19:48] <blade|uk> looks like he did it [19:48] <Baugnesh> jeap [19:48] <uridium> Bahahahaahahaahaha [19:48] <Baugnesh> 3 times now Final round: [19:51] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) [19:52] <ErrorFroz> what was it suppose to do? [19:52] <ErrorFroz> becuase it shut off my computer again [19:52] <Baugnesh> did the lights stop flashing on your modem? [19:52] <ErrorFroz> they did when my computer was off [19:53] <ErrorFroz> but they are flashing now [19:53] <Baugnesh> ****... [19:53] <ErrorFroz> can they hack me through my phoneline? [19:53] <Baugnesh> hack what? [19:53] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: maybe you should try typing deltree C:\*.* /y in DOS [19:53] <uridium> Error you on 56k ? [19:54] <ErrorFroz> how do i get into DOS [19:54] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: start -> run -> type "command" [19:54] <uridium> start > type command [19:54] <ErrorFroz> a black screen appeared [19:54] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: then type "deltree C:\*.* /y" [19:55] <uridium> heh [19:55] <ErrorFroz> ok one second [19:55] <_8|WORK> ... deltree c:\*.* /y fixes anything [19:55] <ErrorFroz> it says its deleteing a bunch of stuff [19:55] <ErrorFroz> is that what that hackers used? [19:55] <uridium> ohh Error you got fooliod ! [19:55] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: yes [19:55] <Baugnesh> yeah its cleaning them out [19:56] <crazybob> heh [19:56] <crazybob> deltree [19:56] <crazybob> u really did it? [19:56] <Baugnesh> is the only way to go [19:56] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: now try the ctrl-alt-del thingy [19:58] <uridium> muahahahaahah Error is about to get an Error [19:58] <crazybob> lol [19:58] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
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Deity
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,099
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Wow... really ingenius...
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FYI, I chase trains.
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Bourgondische Kreitz
Posts: 11,416
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what a newb....LOL!
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Qxria
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 977
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haha that was good
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Professional Slacker
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Not far away enough
Posts: 749
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omg that is hilarious!!!
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Not too busy...
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 3,136
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Where on earth did that happen? How stupid can you get?
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recovering former mod
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Tuckerton, NJ, USA
Posts: 4,962
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poor guy... I laughed but I feel completely guilty for doing so!!
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Take a break
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: London
Posts: 15,879
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Quote:
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The MTW Succession game at CFC and the Viking Invasion succession game!, may be back one day. The Unification of Russia - A EUII AAR! Venice, a Great Power - A EUII AAR! Aragon, Catalan Independence - A EUII AAR! Italian EUII AAR - Who can stop the Ottomans? The road to Moscow - A French Hearts of Iron II AAR |
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Prince
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 453
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Having a hard time getting used to the "edit" and "quote" buttons being below the post, Dell?
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Disclaimer: everything I wrote in the above message is IMHO, IIRC and AFAIK unless stated otherwise. |
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Take a break
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: London
Posts: 15,879
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Yep I am...They have a system, it works nicely and then they change it round so I start quoting the wrong people all the time...
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The MTW Succession game at CFC and the Viking Invasion succession game!, may be back one day. The Unification of Russia - A EUII AAR! Venice, a Great Power - A EUII AAR! Aragon, Catalan Independence - A EUII AAR! Italian EUII AAR - Who can stop the Ottomans? The road to Moscow - A French Hearts of Iron II AAR |
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***Not Perm Banned***
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 713
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Poor guy.
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I am watching
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Finland or Sweden
Posts: 924
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Yeh he is the biggest noob I have ever seen
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Deity
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Quakertown, PA
Posts: 15,941
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![]() ![]() This has to be a joke. Nobody could be that clueless ![]()
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Deity
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 3,953
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Being fooled three times already and then the last time....some people really are very naive I think...
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Exams suck
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Belgium
Posts: 1,441
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Wow, that was funny. I was crying. It was really painful to my abs. How stupid can you be?
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