Attacko's Guide for Female Players

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Bias.

Look at the artists and programmers listed- how many female names shown?

The fact is if your a female player or a 50 yerar old bald guy pretending to be a female player -you are in the extreme minority.

WARNING- FOR FEMALES and 50 year old guys Pretending ONLY"

On multiplayer keep in mind that teenage and youngish 20 year olds prefer older women
while older players prefer younger women.
(watch a sci fi flick- 30'ish female leads- for younger male audience- films more mainstram like a Clint Eastwood flick- younger gals)

In Multiplayer use this to your advantage- acertain the age range of your opponents
and write accordingly- talk like an older woman to a teenage player, make a hairbrained attack, mention soccer and hairstyle, and metamorphisis and escher- - and they will let you win in hopes of talking to you again.

The same is true in reverse when confronted by an older player- write about shoes and mtv and make a hairbrained attack and write "giggle".

The game was invented by a man. programmed by men, drawn by men, marketed by men , and played by males. The odds of a female reaching higher levels is low not because of skill but because of ambition and the realization that a laden purse is superior to gold on a hill.

this has been a service of the "attacko broadcasting station"
 
So the one thing that defines females across all ages, and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, is being "harebrained"? :eek:

I'd like to see the diagrams on that one, but I'm not too sure this thread will last long enough, although I'd be interested in seeing how you redeem this from just being a troll-thread. Good luck.
 
This is a great strategy! I'm going to try it on game spy right now! cv4fangurl or something. Wait no. That only can be against older players? I think I'll try foxynfun32 and talk about laundry...?

Aw hell. I'm not bald yet. Never mind.
 
Rather sad that this spammer has been allowed to deface this otherwise excellent forum for such a long time.
 
Rather sad that this spammer has been allowed to deface this otherwise excellent forum for such a long time.

Be fair. Most of Troy's Attacko articles have been borderline brilliant, and very funny.
 
Rather sad that this spammer has been allowed to deface this otherwise excellent forum for such a long time.

Troy is my favorite poster. Right next to Dave.
 
good advise attacko :)
 
I've reported this post as sexually harassing. Not only does it have nothing whatsoever to do with Civ, it is mean and debasing towards players/board members with female handles.

As an example, if you replace "female" with a racial characterization you realize how degrading his post really is
 
I've reported this post as sexually harassing. Not only does it have nothing whatsoever to do with Civ, it is mean and debasing towards players/board members with female handles.

As an example, if you replace "female" with a racial characterization you realize how degrading his post really is

Equally sad is how well some members recieve this "joke" that are made on behalf of roughly half of the population of the earth, many of whom are actually suffering from degrading treatment.

It's like making racial jokes... it's funny if you do it with a close friend who understands your playful approach, not funny in public forum where you barely know someone.
 
Moderator Action: Moonsinger (as just one example) is a female who is one of the best Civ players I have seen. Go check-out the Hall Of Fame where she still holds many records.

This is not funny, it is trolling and it is NOT a strategy article.

Please ensure that this is the LAST non-strategy article that you post in the strategy forums.

Closed.

Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889
 
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